What are some things that George Costanza did wrong?

What are some things that George Costanza did wrong?

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Mr. Alexander's stellar performance throughout the show masked the fact that Mr Seinfeld is a talentless, pathetic little hack.

eating that donut out of the garbage

once it passes the rim, its basically a biohazard. I dont care if it was on a plate or not

Slept on the job and constantly lied to his coworkers and superiors.

Nothing

>(You)

this 2bh

Literally nothing

>donut

It was an eclair. I'm so sick of these nuseinfeld fans.

I couldnt remember the name, excuuuuse me

>What are some things that George Costanza did wrong?

He lists them himself when he's being interviewed for the Yankees.

>"I want you to have this job. Of course..."
What would you have done, Sup Forums?

He antagonized a child with a weak immune system who lived in a containment unit, by deliberately giving him a false answer to a trivia question. This inadvertantly led to the child's death.

George is parasitic scum.

its not his fault the company made a typo

the card says

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Nothing.

Everything else did George Costanza wrong.

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when he faked a charity to scam his coworkers

there is literally NOTHING WRONG with double dipping

Caught while suffering from shrink dink.

George was wrong all the time. That was the point of The Opposite. You're conflating George and Seinfeld with Larry and Curb. Larry is hardly wrong.

It's like putting your whole mouth into the dip!

didn't sniff the couch cushion after elaine got up

Everything, just like everyone else in the show.

might as well be putting your whole mouth in the dip

This, you are a tremendous faggot if you freak out about it. You would never ever ever be able to tell unless you saw it happen. If you're worried about getting sick, then you're a retard plus you have a cuck immune system.

george wasn't wrong, society was wrong. He was then forced to make wrong decisions in order to be accepted. let that be a lesson to us all

Wasn't master of his domain

>cheaping out of wedding invitations so his fiance died
kek

Fell for the hollistic medicine jew

So you don't have a problem with eating leftover food that's been partially eaten by strangers because it's the exact same principle!

He didn't want to marry her. His actual mistake was seeking out Tomei before Susan died.

Bimmer drivers are always wrong, you know it's true

Be a manlet

>This inadvertantly led to the child's death.

Bubble Boy didn't die. He was at the trial on the series finale.

Probably yes, assuming that I could tell that the strangers were clean, well-mannered people.

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OP, being born.

So you're a hobo. Well that's good to know. As for double dipping, research was done and bacteria spreads like wildfire from it!

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Listened to a psychic and therefore spoiled his chance to fuck supermodels

Thought his colleagues and boss forgot he's been fired

So do doorknobs, as long as you aren't a limp-wristed numale and eat a half decent diet, you won't have a problem.

Not illegal and it harmed nobody

He yelled at his boss and quit. Then he tried to come back to work like he never did.

I'm not in the habit of putting doorknobs in my mouth and I wash my hands before I eat.

Absolutely disgusting. Take a lap!

>mfw half of the episodes would have been over after 5 minutes if they had cellphones in the early 90s

>zero arguments over trivia because everyone can google

>I wash my hands before I eat.
Holy shit how cucked can you be?

>>>/reddit/

Shut up, Joe Rogan.

Epic xDDD

>cuck means something about washing hands now

Can't wait to see what it means tomorrow.

You don't have to wait, you don't have to see, it means (You) tomorrow. And today.

Not that many episodes, but easily anyone where they got separated.

>the contest only lasts 5 minutes because they have access to internet porn

kek

Do you have aids or something?

Larry was wrong about the elevator

youtube.com/watch?v=fkbYwtvm0yU

Nothing wrong.

This.

Mythmemers tested this; George was in the right.

I'll take the word of actual scientists who did find that bacteria and viruses spread via double dipping over what those TV hacks said.

Double-dipping was only a negligible difference.

Build your immune system up, you weak fucking beta.

the butter shave

the bubble boy

the implant

the parking space

the engagement

Do you want oral Herpes? Because that's one way to get it.

No one has mentioned pissing in the showers. Fucking disgusting. You're supposed to get clean in there, I don't want to feel urine splashing on my shins and ankles.

Pissing in the shower is normal and good for the environment, pussy.

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Embarassing

You're literally a retarded nigger-tier faggot. Just have the least amount of decorum you fucking animal.

and then proceeded to push down an old lady and several children to escape a fire

to be fair, Timmy is an asshole

He didn't double down on the joke about having sex with the guys dead wife

I was expecting him to follow up with "that's probably why she didn't move around a lot." It was right there in front of him, he only needed to reach out and grab it.

Do you mean the wife who was in a coma?

so you just guessed? have some respect for the program bud.

You're already taking chips out of a bowl that's been touched by other hands. You'd be getting germs regardless of somebody double dipping a chip.

I haven't seen the episode in awhile. I couldn't remember, but I think the retort would still work.

Not the point. The point is your a filthy casual and youre two stupid to get the joke right.

>tfw trying to figure out how to install a bed under my d esk

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