Do people actually have sex? Like full on penetration? Or is it just a meme...

Do people actually have sex? Like full on penetration? Or is it just a meme? I'm convinced that it doesn't actually happen that often. All videos are just pornstars doing it ironically.

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I’m such a virgin that I also wonder this unironically. I’m not actually a virgin though, and sex can be nice with someone you care about, but I honestly don’t get why so many dudes spend their life chasing pussy. Maybe it’s just my city... but every dude here on a Friday/Saturday night are out and about spending money trying to get laid, usually failing until they succeed. Then they do it over and over again. The pursuit of sex is simply not worth it to me. Like it is honestly a waste of time and it doesn’t make me less of a man. If I meet a girl organically and we hit it off, awesome. But chasing sex is just... I don’t get it.

It's more of an in-crowd joke on all the virgins, to make them feel bad.. most people have sex like 4-5 times during their life-time..

Lol

Look

Are you guys retarded?

Sex is a integral part of a relationship. I'm good with 2-3 times a week but my girl tries for twice a DAY.

Even when I was single I couldn't go more than a couple of weeks. My girlfriend at the time ate her way into hambeast territory so I just wasn't attracted to her anymore. It was about that time I started cheating on her.

Let's face it, a man's gotta eat.

Point is, use your dick. That's what it's there for.

Possibly, unless your name is chad.

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yep, you figured it out op
we all just larp about sex, but it actually never happens

This. Sexual health is important, guys.

>I'm convinced that it doesn't actually happen that often.
Then where do all these 8 billion people come from
9/11 Screenshoted for retardedness

Asexual people have better thoughts.

i have an asexual friend who attempted to getting bored halfway through his first wank

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*admitted
i am fucking autistic

Nope. I can't imagine cute Katie from work getting pounded, like sexually, and dick and shit like that.

Cute katie is ride cock right now

Gotta like the person as a person is all

Yes. Yes they do. If your dating a virgin your goal is to full on penetrate, but what people don't know is that taking someone's virginity isn't always easy. Its a constant of trying and her getting too nervous and not penetrating all the way. Thats what they have alcohol for. Can't wait to corrupt my grilfriend into a whore obsessed with my dick.

You know, if two people really like each other... I know, it's hard for you to understand. Let me put it this way. The feeling you get when your mom gets you your tendies. Some people feel like this, just because they are with an other person. Anyway if two people really like each other they do this. Its a pretty intimate experience, again you won't understand, but it has to do a lot woth trust. And I know you propably also don't know what trust means, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

LMAO. Beta

You know how people say bulldogs are basically retarded, and disgustingly inbred, because they don't have the desire to breed.. THIS.... Asexuals are depressed or retarded and go against the laws of nature. Start working out, stop smoking pot and gigs all day and eat right and you'll get a sex drive back.

Well you have to do it the right way.
When I first met my wife she didn't want sex at all. She wasn't a virgin anymore, but she couldn't enjoy sex. So we just did other BDSM things (we were in a D/s relationship first, that also got romantic after a short while.) I didn't pessure her at all to have sex with me. Reassured her that I'll only fuck her if she's ready, because I want that both of us can enjoy it not just me.
It wasn't even that I waited a long time. The moment she realized I wouldn't pressure her she basically threw herself at me.
But the real kicker was her chastity belt. Wearing it makes her my horny, sex hungry slave and I love it.

I don't think thats the right way, user.
Kek my gril wouldn't do anything at all either and was cluless about everything. Kept pushing my hands away wouldn't let me touch tiddies. If I did what you did I would have never gotten as far as I did.
Its all about getting them comfortable with not heavy persistence, but still trying a lot.

idiots

Biggest b8 I've seen in years.

Well good that worked for you.
As I said, I was pretty supprised when she suggested I should fuck her after a few days of hanging out with her, especially after she said she didn't liked it at all so far.
I didn't mention our first time was a desaster to me, I came way to early, but she was happy, cause it hurt her and she wanted it to end fast. She sounded so ready but her body wasn't this was on me I should have involved more foreplay.
With time, both of our endurances enhanced.

> I honestly don’t get why so many dudes spend their life chasing pussy.

I got out of a long relationship a few years ago and have been relentlessly chasing pussy since reaching my forties. Honestly, the chase is thrilling, even if the actual act is often a let down. However, a week ago today I finally fucked an amazing little hottie I’ve been texting daily for almost a year and I ready to quit the game and settle down again.

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