Final heat of Robot Wars in 15 minutes on BBC 2, get in.
Robot Wars
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GET IN, LADS.
Gonna watch when I get home from work but I'll pin this thread on my phone so I can read along and pretend I'm shitposting with everyone
YOU STUPID BOY, YOU MISSED,
Popping to the shops, you lads want anything?
Choc ice and gf pls
Who's ourguy tonight?
How many of the fucking things will actually start?
Cashews and pork scratchings, lad, please.
As long as Meggamouse doesn't get 1-hit KO'd I don't mind who wins.
This has to be the one with carbide apollo grudge match right?
HERE WE GO
MORE ENDLESS BORING SPINNERS
Who is /TrolleyRage/ here?
>Wilhelm scream
errytime
Grab me a hobgoblin, lad
>1st and 2nd place in same heat
It's just daft.
If you can't build a spinner that can survive more that half a fight without ripping itself apart you should just fuck off home and stop wasting everyone's time.
better than watching fucking flippers
>Rusty
It's literally Ceros with a shit name
Spinners are killing robot wars.
Spinners these days do so much damage to each other and themselves that the winners of the heats are generally just the robot that isn't in fucking pieces or broken down, rather than robot control.
Reminder that if you don't like a well driven flipper you should fuck off.
>nightshade
Jesus that's awful
what the fuck is that spikebot
>sees girls.
never mind.
Sharkys wet dram rally, gives the memebots he loves so much chance of getting through to final
>Team lesbian
>All female team
>Robot is untested
POTTERY
Trashbait detected
>robot with a chainsaw
ROBOTEERS STAND BY!
>Ms Nightshade manages to qualify
>Nuts 2 manages to qualify
>Expulsion manages to qualify
>Eric fails to qualify
>Titan fails to qualify
>Or Te fails to qualify
noice
>Chainsaw
>Nightshade
>Finally some more weird memebots
>a fucking chainsaw
>dabbing
Okay im turning over
>spikebot
"metal box"
>not putting Nightshade against Carbide and recording the women cry on national television
missed opportunity lads, desu
>>>>conebot
cool, so it has 2 useless weapons instead of 1 thats good
Are we ever going to see an upgraded Razer?
How did that cone even get into this
Do axes/hammers/spikes actually do anything? They almost invariably look like they hit with very little speed.
>Ms. Nightshade
>women's memebot rattles itself apart
well colour me surprised
>conebot doesn't even move
>rusty's scoop literally falls apart
worst start lads
CRIPPLEFIGHT!!!
What the actual fuck is Nightshade?
>letting women design anything, ever.
>Scottish welding
I don't even know. Its weapon was useless, and it got rekt by Apollo's first flip.
Mortis was pretty good at the time.
My Hoover would do more than nightshade
Hopefully next series. I'm assuming that's why they didn't enter this time - not enough time between series to upgrade and head engineer upgraded Warhead for Battlebots
>Ms Nightshade
If scotland does go independant they'll need that expertise from the team behind Rusty to lead the way into a new millennium of enlightenment
They tend to mostly do internal damage
Is there anyone more /ourteam/ than Apollo? Literally two lads from down the pub that have just brought a robot and thought fuck it lets just piss off all engineering nerds and autists for the bants.
>that was probably about half power
Hnnnggg
How are the Apollo boys so normal and unautistic by Robot Wars standards?
Razer was retired - not sure if they'll ever do a new version.
Not sure how well it would do with all the spinbots.
>Clusterbots
Not for a while. They want to focus on Warhead for Battlebots Season 3.
>If more than 55% is immobilized, the cluster bot is immobilized.
Well fuck Gemini I guess
Surely two robots is cheating
Gee billy how come your mum lets you have *two* robots
They were born alpha
More bait for carbide
lel
>Flipper Lifter
Excuse me?
They still have to meet the weight limit so bother robots are tiny
I was thinking the exact same thing. At least the drop pod functions and looks cool.
Got me thinking, could someone design a robot with an Adeptus Mechanicus theme? Mr Abominable Intelligence/Machine Spirit and Omnissiah symbols all over.
Also, check out that Skaven robot.
2 robots is almost always SHIT
Is Carbide the closest we're going to get to Tiberius 4?
The absolute STATE of that welding holy shit I did a better job the first time I ever touched a welder.
>University dept of engineering
Guaranteed tears
G'won trolley rage, sikh 'em lads.
Attack of the Curry 2
Ourguys?
>trolley rage
love it, this is the reason why battlebots doesn't have shit on robot wars. fuck sponsoships, just make a robot out a fucking trolley
Brought theirs and entered for shits and gigs.
Probably the best team to date for banter and making autists and nerds lose their shit.
Did that paki bring his entire family?
Team Multiculti for the heat, lads.
Fuckin' Hodor is driving, I see.
I'm just glad that Harry Potter looking poofter with his shitty drum spinner didn't go through last week.
how come BOTH robots have to be destroyed? I was positive the rules were that if one robot was destroyed, it was counted as the whole robot
seems a bit bullshit 2bh
Could Sir Killalot kill a man?
T R O L L E Y R A G E
fucking nora that sound
>BASED CLUSTER MEME BOTS STILL GOING
>bend rules
>annoy producers
>put them against the best spinner in the competition
And people say the producers don't think.
Also, Trolley Rage is about to get date-raped.
>they fell for the exposed wheels meme
He weighs almost a ton. Of course. Nearly all the robots in the new series would be lethal.
Carbide is so fucking based. That hum of fury.
>That arena
Compete karnage
>those sparks
WHEEL BTFO
rip meggamouse I guess
Carbide is the doomguy of robot wars. Green, ripping, tearing.
It's like that one that fitted the frame too bit to be pitted. That was fucking top kek.
>It's a "run away from carbide" episode
carbide is the only spinner worth a damn
Is that actually a trap on Meggamouse's team?
pulsar would be based if it didn't break every fucking match
Jesus, team manlet strikes
>tfw isis watch this and get ideas
>tfw when carbide clone execution videos
This. Competent engineering is in severely short supply this series.
Everyone makes shitty bots that break down all the time.