You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN.

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we got the best beer in the world where i live

I'm a virgin despite our AoC being under 18

I think about America 3 seconds of my life.

my prime minister is a cuck

based

i know what a sanitary towel is

my shit is solid

I've never seen a gun irl before.

My great grandpa was a nazi

same

i am not a mutt :^)

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In my six years of secondary school there were only ever 3 black people and 4 Asians in my school of 800+ students.

I can legally drink alcohol and I'm not 21

I like nascar and Ford

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BBC

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Underweight

Entschuldigung, aber sie haben Doppeldreier

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Conas ata sibh?

Healthcare and free college amongst other things.

Socialism works

I believe in universal health care and education, as the most profitable way for a country to invest in its own economy.

Also, libs are fucking clowns.

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1 meter are 100 centimeter

i say maths instead of math

I can't be arsed to prove it

>I believe in universal health care and education, as the most profitable way for a country to invest in its own economy.
the majority of americans agree with you. nice try jim bob

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She's like, 30, bro.

Why would anyone not want to be an American?

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I am American fuck you

1L is 10dl

I don't know how much a gallon of something is

> (OP)
>I believe in universal health care and education, as the most profitable way for a country to invest in its own economy.
>
>Also, libs are fucking clowns.

I believe universal health care is the best way to stunt medical advancements. I also believe education provided by the government is the best way to increase the cost of education while simultaneously ruining its efficiency.

Nie jeste murzynem jebanym xd pozdrawiam, piotr fronczewski

Schools here don't get shot up daily.

Colour

Checked.
Also I know how much a kilogram is

bump

I like to hump mapEl leafs

I feel very safe in school.

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I'm not brainwashed in school.

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I have green eyes, not brown

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Same

I can't cum from looking at fat sluts.

I drink my mild out of bags, bro.

Srry but i'm american because i was born in mexico and have been living in mexico my entire life

I don't like cheddar cheese

western slavs are the worst slavs, prague is disgusting shithole with pretentious "natives" and your trains smell like dead cats
fuck off, Juncker
you're the best of western slavs
but stop shitting in your rivers, it's fucking disgusting, looks like pajeetland every tine i go through your shithole
you are, EU aparatchiks made sure of that

I literally cannot stop thinking about America.

>western slavs are the worst slavs, prague is disgusting shithole with pretentious "natives" and your trains smell like dead cats
i'm talking about german beer, degenerate

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>german beer
>best

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>german beer
>best beer

try again Franz. Belgian beer is 100% the best beer in the world. Im a dutchfag and I happily admit that their beer is the best.

>You have 10 SECONDS to prove you live in a the 3rd world shit hole

kek

How fucking dare you this meme is shit

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poor taste isn't an excuse

belgian beer tastes like cat piss but you can't expect good taste from a dutch. I mean you put chocolate chips on bread and call it "food"

I can legally fuck a 16yo and drink when I'm 18...

Pretty much us high school. Go home and tell your 5 year old brother to cut off his dick if he wants.

yupp, coz russian

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You're fuken Scandinavian OP

>thinks pißwaßer is the best beer
>comments on other peoples' taste
how very german of you, 200 years and you still failed to copy Urquell
maybe in another millenium, you'll catch up to their microbrewery craft beers

Cm squared, eh?

I would argue with you but chances are you will get run over by some refugee before you'd get back to me...

I am poor, fat, can't stop thinking about living in the USA when I get enough money together to take the boat over if I get my visa

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>microbrewery craft beers
you'd go to prison in gemrany for brewing this digusting desecration of beer. The purity of our beer is unmatched and secured by law but i'm not even mad you obviously don't know what you're talking about in my homecountry beer is a religion and craft beer is sin.

We have banned guns, as we live in a civilised society.

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Check em

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ok then, have fun drinking pisswasser that never changes.

I will take an abbey tripel instead

my wife's boyfriend jamal is having sex with my wife's son, and the young boy mohammed lashed out when the other kids made fun of his beard and drove a van through the school again

Free health care and strick gun laws. Also maple syrup.

>purity of our beer
yeah, pure as water, because you won't find much of anything else in your shitty beer
>beer is a religion
>craft beer is sin
and it is precisely for this reason you'll never get anywhere czech levels of beer mastery
you don't know the first thing about creating it, you just blindly follow some recipe and think that's how you make a perfect beer, yet you're still playing catchup with Urquell
go to czech beer competition to taste some real beer, m8, i'm going there every year

Age of consent genius

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Rent FREE!!!!!

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*sharts*
damn

I can eat this everyday if I want to.

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