Discuss Your Donuts

Discuss Your Donuts

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Planning a trip with a femanon...I'm married...wife isn't going on the trip.

hungry now faggot, thanks

Dont. You'll regret it so bad. Go to your wife and hug her. You wont be able to go back when you've made this decesion.

With a female Sup Forums poster?

Don't listen to this faggot, I've fooled around on my wife dozens of times and I've never regretted it. It's fun.

How would you feel if she cheated on you?

shut up nigger. You are going to hell you adultering faggot.

The same way she feels about me cheating without knowing it's happening

Huh. I'm saying, hypothetically, you find out she's cheating, now you do know. How does that make you feel?

My Mom sent care packages to my brother at summer camp. These really sweet homemade cinnamon donuts. She trusted me to mail them, but I broke them open, took out the donuts, and just sent him the letter while I ate the donuts.

I wish but no.

I don't usually see the term "femanon" used in a general sense like that though.

Sometimes I go to Walmart and eat a cream filled donut well shopping and end up "forgetting" I had the donut... If ya know what I mean ;)

I think my nieces are all really cute. I'd never do anything bad with them but they are nice eye candy

Does your Walmart have a bakery?

You just did!

Nigga, I need the sex and dopamine hit.

I jumped over the enclosure at a zoo and spanked a hippo before running away.

I am in a relationship with someone who I don't love, but if I break up with this person, they may do something rash.

I used to facefuck my roommates stepdaughter and she loved every minute of it

30yr old male. Sex has always been super painful for me. I don't date because women often only have sex top bring top the relationship. This goes on for so long my friends and family worry and set me up on blind dates. These are usually sad, lonely women that none want. I usually feel so bad that I have sex with them because I feel sorry. Often fuck until pain is unbearable then fake orgasm and sleep.i hope I make them a little happy.

how old was she?

How do you fake orgasm?

I'd go nuts with envy, which is why I hope she doesn't find out.

Apple fritter, always. Used to be vanilla dip until they discontinued that. Nothing like a mouthwatering apple fritter, washed down by super-hot coffee, hot enough to cut through the fat, apple, cinnamon, and butter.

I miss that taste, but I'm trying to exercise and eat healthier now.

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I always wear a condom. Just flex my dick, give spasming thrusts. Add some grunts. Jump up in dark and flush condom.

But you managed to achieve an erection to perform the sex act in the first place, correct? Do you not suffer from blue balls/frustration from getting aroused but not release?

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I’m possibly ending my 5 year relationship due to my girlfriend’s dad. He’s a wanna be tough guy who tries to threaten and bully me. He also likes to show off the big house, fancy cars, and shit like that to guests. Yesterday, he got upset someone microwaved a burrito and forgot about it.

Ive always liked heavier set women, but I think after this, I may try to tag a short, petite blonde.

She was 8 when I started touching her but 9 by the time I got in her mouth. That was one hell of a summer

There was a scene like this in a Josh Hartnett movie. He played a guy who had to go 40 Days and 40 Nights without having sex, so he got increasingly frustrated for the next 40 Days and 40 Nights while he dated a woman who didn't know he couldn't have sex with her until 40 Days and 40 Nights were up.

I think it was called "The Guy Who Couldn't Have Sex".

and how old were you? How often did she suck you?

The last two weeks I’ve been coming to work and drinking 2 bottle of wine during the day. People must smell it on me but so far no one has said anything.
I’m not drinking today bc I’m just too hungover. I should care more. I feel dead inside.

Are you fat? Cuz if you are you're a gluttonous pig.

Well I'm not some GQ model, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a pig. I like to mess with my siblings and I like the taste of donuts, who doesn't.

A little over 30 and it was regular thing over the summer. Her parents were real white trash ghetto raised druggies and one of the four kids being in the back of the house meant mommy didn't have to work as hard. Over the winter it was harder to pull off because of school homework earlier bedtimes etc

how did you get her to touch and later suck your dick? Where did you take her to get sucked?

I massacred 17 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '87.

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Big deal. White Castle burgers are the size of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

Why do you degenerates come to this place? Who are you bragging to?

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Adipo-american spotted.

I had moved into this sizable ghetto slum with some an old friend that had knocked up this heroin pig and they needed another roommate to handle the cost. I moved in with my future ex that spring and we had sex day one. The problem was the room used to be toy storage for the kids and the girl came running into the room one morning forgetting people were in there and catching us in mid BJ. She just walked back out and didn't bring it up but she had no clue what she saw just that she got embarrassed and felt tingly. She developed a crush on me that I ended up reciprocating once my bitch ex ran off with a bunch of my stuff and she tried to console me. It went from just laying around in the hot summer in my cool back room playing vidya to caressing her teaching her how to kiss and then to touching. She escalated it to oral after asking about the thing she saw my ex do and wanted to try it during the first handy

How have you disguised the trip so she doesn't suspect?

Been thinking about that myself. I moved to a small town for college, lots of addicts here. Should be easy, no?

Why is sex painful?

Its harder to get away with it than to do it. I had the perfect combo of a pliable passive but attention starved girl with few friends that desperately wanted affection but was smart enough to keep a secret. Her parents would have shanked me if they found out but they were so routinely neglectful we could get away with it. It was a perfect storm but I was still nervous about it most of the time.

was her 9yo mouth the best you had?

So what kind of peanut butter cups do you eat?

18m chubby bottom. Recently fucked myself in the ass for the first time. I've done it a few times with small things like toothbrush. But this time i used a zucchini.

work your way up to your first, it’s amazing

I have a sensitivity problem that make sex feel like I am fucking a cheese grater. I might be able to fix it by getting circumsized but I don't even care anymore. I think sex is ruined for me.

Not at first. She had no clue how to kiss a month before that let alone how to blow her adult boyfriend so it was awkward and she had to be told to watch the teeth more than once. Still for enthusiasm and how quickly she adapted she was the best. Once she got it down she was easily the best even if the taboo factor pushed it that high

Homestly... being lubed up makes me feel like such a slut. Plus being told to do it is even hotter. Idk where to find guys tho.

Ah, okay. Not as easy as I had presumed... but still doable. Thanks, user.

I secretly cut a glory hole into the woman's locker room, and I've been working up the courage to use it.

hot!

where did you blow your loads? did you undress her too?

My buddies from Angel Beach tried this...didn't end well.Gym teacher nearly yanked a guy's dick off.

Why would you marry or be in a relationship with someone just to cheat on them I never got why people do this. Just be single and don't make others miserable

I hear ya. I’m bi myself and being lived and groped gets me so hot

Not a problem just choose carefully for both your sakes and don't hurt anyone

The first time she made me cum I talked up a facial and underestimated the difficulty of clean up. After that I dropped hints on swallowing since she thought it tasted "Salty but nice" and almost every load was swallowed after that. We tried to keep her clothed in case anyone decided to check on her but she could get pretty disheveled as we went on. Summers were better for that because she had an excuse to wear less and slipping a dress up and sweaty panties to the side was amazing

good girl!!

did you finger her?

Being told to pose for pictures in slutty positions... i love the idea of being groped and treated like a slut and being called names. Having my ass spanked and being used like a toy... fuck im so hard

I'm a femanon. I regularly take part in political protests and advocate heavily for women's rights. I, however, personally love to be treated like a whore and I always service men in my own home. Cook, clean, stay quiet, be eye candy. When my boyfriend is asleep and his pals are over, I always flirt and rub myself on them. I'm hoping one of them gets me drunk and takes advantage of me.

I dressed up like the Joker to scare people at the movie theater, but I guess you could say I chickened out and stayed home. Waste of makeup.

Fingered a 10yo girl in a water park when I was 17.

Tried but she was too tight and I didn't want to hurt her. I ate her out and she enjoyed it but preferred kissing while I touched her. When we were getting close to the second summer we also started frotting a good amount and I would occasionally finish with just the tip in instead of in her mouth. She went nuts the first time I pressed my body down on hers while hot dogging her

When I was six, my mother was pregnant, and we went with her to get her ultrasound. The doctor put this gel on her belly. The jelly fascinated me. When no one was looking, I took the bottle and put it in my pocket. I took it home and that night I got out of bed and put the jelly on toast. It tasted weird and I spit it out, then I buried the bottle in the backyard.

do you have a big cock?

kys fuckin sociopath

i compared dicks with my friend and we’ve started fooling around regularly even tho he has a gf

>flush condom
You monster... are you trying to clog the plumbing?

In high school, my buddy and I had a crush on the same girl. She had Destiny's Child tickets and she wasn't sure which one of us she wanted to take. So I lied about getting abducted by aliens. She was really into X-Files, the paranormal, all that, and she was really gullible, so she believed me and was thrilled. I said I'd tell her the whole story if she took me to the concert. She did, and I made up a whole story and got to second and a half base with her.

Im an average size smaller build made me less intimidating to either her or the parents. It was why a full adult body laying on her just felt good not like she was being crushed. To be fair it looked giant her tiny hand and mouth

Story?

that’s good advice. yeah, I def don’t want to hurt nobody. may try to chase a woman who’s daughter is a little older but not too old to know the difference

also been trying to tag my gf’s little sister, can’t tell if she’s game or just likes to “tease” me with inappropriate memes

my secret is i post multiple fake secrets everytime i see this thread

i hate this thread

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same here amigo

also one time my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Posted this before, but I check these threads daily to see if pictures have been posted of my wife by the guy she cheated on me with. Part of me needs to see it to believe it actually happened, but secretly I think it would arouse me.

I was just sitting by the snack bar, drinking a slush puppy. I saw this ten year old girl come up and steal a popsicle that the stand manager had left out while his back was turned. He looked around and asked where it went. The girl hadn't even run away. She just walked over to the side of the pool, unwrapped the popsicle, and started eating. I pointed her out to the manager, and she got in trouble.

Retard

I used to jerk to the sound of my mom having sex

Been fucking my wife's little cousin for the last few years.

She stayed with us for a few week once and left the door open every time she showered. Used to prance around the apt in her panties and bra anytime the wife was out. After the first week of this shit I just jumped into the shower withe her and we fucked without a word.

Ever since I get a pic like this when she wants me to visit her

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haha I feel ya. I’m hoping to have a threesome by the end of this year. I would like to have a bareback gangbang one day.

who was bigger

got molested by my sister and didn't enjoy it at all, nobody knows and i hate anons who fantasise about incest like it's gonna be good. It's not, it feels terrible.

based

This is every father-in-law ever made. He's showing his dominance over you. Just ignore it, it's a lack of self confidence on his part and it's weakness. Chuckle and keep pegging his daughter.

my friend was by a lot

he’s huge

Every relationship I've ever been in bar one, I've never loved my partner.

Pro tip from an old and jaded dater though: the people who preach they'll off themselves or hurt themselves if you leave are the ones who never act on it. It's the ones who don't threaten that shit who do it.

God so would i

My "step dad" got with my mom because he was a creep who wanted to get after my sister and I, and we all independently fell for his bullshit. He got what he wanted then bounced as soon as he lost interest in us.

Ah, but he was only six.

I'm going to need details.

My secret is that I hate myself, and im Looking for a gun to do it

Assuming the golden rule of Sup Forums being fake doesn't apply to this, I hope you die pedo :)

Fucked a native hooker last week. Cheated on new gf to do it...
Also fucked my ex wife while gf was at work
Gonna do it again soon. 220$ well spent.

You know user, I actually envy you because I have a porn addiction and if it was painful to jerk off, I would have been cured of PIED ages ago.

This is hardly a confession when it's the most common fantasy amongst women in that political sphere. My ex was a huge woman's rights and rape justice advocate but regularly begged me to partake in consensual nonconsent fantasies with her.

Maybe one day but not anytime soon and in no way that will leave you as satisfied as I left her.

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