Getting married in 2 days!

Getting married in 2 days!

Ask me anything!

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When are you getting married

Why?

Technically october 18th.

But really it's more like the 19th

Because I love my partner and also taxes

You actually believe she loves you?

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>implying

Sabes que aún no tengo el traje a punto? :D

Where are you from?

No espanol?

California

Congratulations! I wish you many years of happiness m8!

Thanks user!
Pretty excited for the future!

Bump

No I don't mean to get too personal here, but how do you feel about your partner having sex behind your back without you knowing it?

>California
I see. My colleague is getting married in 2 days too and for some reason I thought you are her boyfriend. But obviously not, since we are all from Slovakia.

Anyway, I wish you all good.

They dont lol. We live together as adults usually do user.
I guess you kids forget that couples tend to live together when they get older haha

good for you user!

Better sign that prenup while you have a chance. If not, remember my post after she takes your house and forces you to live in a shit apartment while she has nigger orgies in your kids’ room.

Thanks

Not a possibility user.
For multiple reasons

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how long before you start sharing her with other men???

Lol that's not going to happen

>

What nationality is your wife?

Stay in California you piece of shit. No one likes your kind

Can I fuck your wife?

There's absolutely no reason to not get a prenub, if she refuses she's only after your shit and doesn't love you. Unless it's the opposite and you're marrying her for her money....

Found the Texan kek

How old are you?

Well I don't have a wife but white

Ok? Wasnt planning on leaving california. Calm down.

See above

We are both poor. There ain't shit we can take from eachother lol

29 will be 30 in december

Still have two days left to fuck your slut

Make sure to get your dick sucked at the bachelor party. It will be your last semi-ethical opportunity.

I’m going to a wedding this weekend and I thought you were the groom. Oh well. I wish you a happy marriage.

There is no slut to fuck

Not possible

not you knowing about it

What are you going to do when you come home early from work one day and see her getting rammed by a big black man?

So you're marrying a guy?

Literally impossible lol

Lmfao that wont happen ever

Well yea

faggot or tits or gtfo?

Well not a faggot and no

Disgusting.

then gtfo

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this is so disgusting and misogynistic. why should a female be held to any standard that a male isn't? what if i said post your tiny dick with timestamp or gtfo? not so funny then is it you little keyboard warrior PUNK.

What is?

Nah

Eh I guess maybe that too?
I just dont do what random strangers online tell me to do lol

You're the misogynist, this is about erasing privilege. The internet is one of the few places where you can just be a person.

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I dont see any privilege here faggot

Seems like OP was just being a person till YOU were the one to ask dipshit.


What a fucking retard

Go to /soc/, that's the containment board for faggots like you

So she was baited? On my Sup Forums?
>shocked face

No you retard.
She was actually following the rules and not revealing gender.

It was you who asked.

What's she gonna do? Fucking lie and say shes a man if she isnt?

You dont even understand the fucking rules.
OP was being user until you're stupid ass had to bring gender into it.


Sorry OP. Seems the newfags are in full effect

she got baited, now tits or gtfo

Eh, it's all good. Not like I wasnt expecting it really.
Newfags claim gender isbt a thing here and we are essentially genderless but yet ask you questions to reveal your gender and when you do it's this shit show haha

They want a genderless Sup Forums where everyone is just user but they cant even follow the rule themselves

Nope you're just fucking stupid and dont know the rules.

What's even more sadis you dont seem to understand what "baited" means.

You should just quit while you're ahead kid

you know calling other people newfags is a sure sign of a newfag

i know the rules
you know the rules of /soc/
go there, be happy, and leave Sup Forums forever

Well seeing as I been here since 2004 that makes 0 sense but ok.

What does /soc/ even have to do with this?

Are you so new that you just repeat things you read on here and hope it pertains to the topic at hand?

then you should understand the rules, but you don't

Sup Forums got extra cringy after /soc/ was created
it normalized white knighting and ignoring the rules of the internet

Prenup!

I understand them completely. It's you who doesnt haha.

I was user. Not my fault your desperate for tits and needed to know.
If you cared about the anonimitity of Sup Forums like the true "Sup Forumstard" you are you wouldnt have asked if I was a faggot or a girl lol

Bit it's ok. Kids like you never want to actually admit they're wrong so it's pointless to go back and forth dont you agree?

No need

You're a cringelord. A projecting cringelord.

You announced it for the whole thread to know, that's on you

Uh..no not really


I didnt announce it.

Announcing it would have been "hey I'm a girl getting married!!!"


That would have been "announcing" it


Again. This back and forth is tiresome. But I'll keep going if ya want user. I'm sure this is probably the most you talked to a girl In a while anyway

slammed, son

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I'm suprised he seemingly gave up....that or hes taking a real long time for a comeback.

If he does I'll bet its gonna be something about me being a fat slut or something along those lines. The usual "idk a good comeback so I'll try to desperately attack you by shaming your appearance in the Hopes it strikes a nerve"
Comeback

Newfags are pretty predictable

Unfortunatly

Well darn

>Nigger orgies

Lold

Disgusting really

>No need

You're a dumb motherfucker. Broke or not, you ALWAYS do one. Whatever, you'll just be another dumb fuck then go crying to everyone if shit goes South. I have no pity for dudes like you.

>My situation is DIFFERENT!!!

No. It isn't.

It is. Any kind of orgy is.

Do you expect she will continue to have sex with you as you need after she realiize she dont need to try anymore?

>dudes like you

Makes no sense but ok

And theres literally nothing to take lol. You dont seem to understand that


My parents didnt sign no prenup and they're going on 35 years and strong.


If you go into a marriage worrying "what if it doesnt work" then more than likely it ain't because you clearly already have doubts set

>Makes no sense

Okay you're a chick, whatever. Doesn't change shit.

>My parents-

Stop. You aren't your parents.

And a prenup isn't "worrying it isnt going to work". It's about being responsible for every outcome. There is 0 reason to not get one. It shouldnt even take this much convincing. You're a fucking moron.

nobody got slammed, newfriend

Well the is no "she" that I'm having sex with.

But to answer the question.
Theres no reason for our sex to slow down because of marriage. A piece of paper isnt going to suddenly slow us down. We've been living together for 5 years. If basically living like a married couple hasent stopped us then why would making it official be different?

You didn't have any comeback, you just think you're above the rules.

tits or gtfo

White knights are pretty cringy

Nah were no morons really. Again. We have nothing of value to take.

Sooooo what are we gonna take? Our damn clothes? Lol

We have no kids yet and no house (which probably wont happen) so we good user

Wow took you long enough.

Nah

>We'll never obtain anything of value in the future.

We both know, you are not a female and you will never get married or have sex at least. So.
Kys.

you forgot to post tits

Probably not. We live in los angeles. Things are too expensive to obtain really. We are content with our poor lifestyle

...but all 3 of those things are incorrect lol

Nah

titty titty tits

Nah nah nah

we don't care if they're saggy or flabby, it's about the ritual humiliation not the quality

Nah that's not the point user. I dont share tits be cause of some insecurity.
I just simply have respect for myself.
Its shocking I know

that would be fine, if you respected the rules of Sup Forums
but you didn't so gtfo

I do respect the rules.
I was user until called out.

Until that moment I did my best to comceal my gender and remain user.
So I indeed followed rules.
Perhaps you need to brush up on them dear

you were user until you decided not to be
all on you

Nope.

Are you the same user that I was just going back and forth with earlier?
I'll assume you.

I've already explained the rules but again kid, just because you repeat yourself over and over doesnt suddenly make you right lol

gtfo