Daily reminder that women will never find you attractive if you don’t have at least 3 of the 6 “sixes,” women will never find you attractive and you will never get a gf.
>at least 6’ tall
>penis at least 6”
>income of at least 6 figures
>6 year (masters) degree or better
>at least 6/10 looks
>6-pack abs
I'm 5'10, completely jobless and a highschool drop out and yet I manage to get laid. Odd.
Sex is easy to get only fucking retards can't get sex but even that isn't very true b/c It's an issue in the Tard community that they fuck each other n shit
Getting laid doesn’t mean she’s really into you. Women get drunk and desperate and go slumming just like men do.
have at least 2, almost three of these things. still have sex. beat the game. git rekt newbs
Doesn't matter, had sex. Often repeatedly.
Dude I don't get incels. I've been living in a camper, jobless, not good looking, 220lbs and broke. My neighbor brought back my brother's dog last week when he dug a hole to escape his backyard. He wasn't home, so she knocked on my camper.
We talked for a bit, had nothing in common. I'm a 33 year old boomer who hides in a camper all day land she's an outgoing 22 year old. She said she was bored, so I invited her to hang out in my camper and watch pirated shows and shit. She tells me she'll come back later.
I clean up my shithole camper and dump out my 20 piss bottles. Throw away the trash, hide all evidence of being a fucking psycho weirdo, etc.
She comes back and we watch American Horror Story 1984. Cuddling and shit. We aren't even halfway into the 2nd episode and she starts deep throating my cock. I'm average size, nothing magical there either. I'm on high doses of antipsychotics so I can't even get hard. So I pinch the base of my dick and stuff it inside of her bareback, then fuck her with my soft (not limp, soft) cock until she cums twice. I don't cum.
As she's leaving she tells me she has a boyfriend... a black boyfriend. I jerk off to a lot of cuck/sissy porn and I just ironically cucked a black guy and alpha fucked her to orgasm twice with my soft dick. What the fuck even is reality anymore.
Anyway, I tell her I blacked out and beat the shit out of my ex-girlfriend back in Jan. I went to jail and then a month later was committed to a mental ward for a bit. I figure that little bombshell mixed with her guilt of cheating on Tyrone or whatever, probably meant this was a one time lapse in her judgement. She was just needy and lonely.
She came back over and we fucked like 4-5 times over last week, with her boyfriend 200 feet away on the other side of the alley. I can look out my window and wave at them looking at theirs if I wanted to.
Anyway, she's probably pregnant now so that's hilarious. Wait for that white baby to pop out, huh? Awkward.
Explain how your dad got laid then.
My dads side of the family are good looking, he’s 6’, and has had a 6 figure income for longer than I’ve been alive. The only thing I got from him was his bad temper, sadly...
dick so good that you literally drove a chick crazy,
I'm impressed
She's just needy and lonely. Being lonely in a relationship is like it's own emotional jail. My camper is just a little place she can run off to whenever she's stressed or they are fighting, etc. My camper is like Narnia for her, where she can smoke some free weed, get fucked, cuddled and watch a movie for a few hours.
I'm like... Aslan and shit. She doesn't just cross the alleyway from her house to my camper, she crosses a portal into another dimension. I magical place through the looking glass where she can get deep dicked while hitting my vape pen. I make sure to be emotionally distant, aloof and a bit of a prick (not to her directly, just in general)... and always act like "fuckin' whatever" when she talks about coming over or not. It's a good thing we have going. I think anyway.
Good to hear that you think you're doing good, but to me it sounds like that bitch just bought another safety net for herself with her pussy, and you are paying for it by sticking your soft dick into wet hole every now and then and then being cucked by Jamal, but you do you.
Yeah and here`s a daily reminder that I will never find a woman attractive if she has not got at least 3 out of these 6 qualities,
1) Decent hard tits what point north instead of sagging down to the knees.
2) A decent tight cunt what grips my cock instead of a hole what can take 3 shredded wheat.
3) Takes it up the shitter as I like variety.
4) Must not have any kids because I fucking hate them.
5) Must drive a Mercedes and have a high powered job with own home and a healthy bank account.
6) Must have a shaven cunt as there`s nothing worse than one with pubes where it`s stinking of piss.
I agree, wholeheartedly, my dude.
I know OP is a troll so I'm ignoring that, but is this what incels really believe?
They've been together for like 5-8 years (I don't remember, I usually ignore her when she talks) so I'm definitely cucking Jamal. And if you think a hobo living in a camper in his brother's back alley is a fucking safety net,,, nigga please. Also, I was only soft the first time. I stopped taking my anti psychotics because my doctor wouldn't give me anything for the ED, so now I'm hallucinating again, but I'm rock hard and ready to go anytime she wants it.
We live in a society. My life is a mess, just got denied disability and I'm right on the edge of lashing out most days. But even hiding away in my camper, pussy LITERALLY came a' knocking at my door. She just fell in my lap. So back to my original post, I don't get incels. Just go on Grindr and get your dick sucked, regain some semblance of confidence back and then go get laid. And I only have 1 of the "sixes", omg that shit sounds like shitty cult lingo talk. Like a pyramid scheme where people are just cucking themselves with self imposed mind games.
yea you're a fucking safety net, you think some bombshell 22 year old is gonna just go over to her overweight neighbour's house, who has no self esteem, to get dicked down by his soft cock, when she could be taking jamal's throbbing chocolate scepter, If she wasn't just looking for a way out his constant niggary? She brown dicked her own ass into just needing another option.
And that's all you seem like to me in this scenario, a sweaty soft dicked option.
She ain't move in with you or nothing.... she still probably fucking jamal everyday and only coming over to your place when he monkey's the fuck out and forgets how to stick his dick in a hole.
it all does not matter when you are handsome trust me
She was crazy long before she met this guy, I assure you.
the thing is, smoking doesn't kill. tens of millions of people enjoy fireplaces and those are like smoking 10 cigars at once in terms of carcinogens.
the lung cancer rate dropped directly in proportion with emissions being regulated. it was never cigarettes, it was car emissions. look at the graphs. lung cancer is down 80% since 1970, exactly the same rate as emissions. smoking is down maybe 10% since then.
Yeah that's cool. I'm 33 and fucking a 22 year old piece of ass, so I'm content. Incels just need to have realistic standards, stop hating themselves and look for lonely bitches.
>this is your brain on unironi meme worldview
damn ihave 6/10 looks and I got a hot gf.
did i luck out or is OP a fag?
Just be yourself
>>at least 6’ tall
1,97m tall
>>penis at least 6”
20cm
>>income of at least 6 figures
Still getting degree
year (masters) degree or better
Work in progress
>>at least 6/10 looks
6/10
-pack abs
Yea, but not like a bodybuilder
You forgot the most important point tho
>not being shy
And i fail it
There is one trait that overrides all of those. Personality. If you have a good personality none of those are necessary. If you have a terrible personality you can have all of those and never form a meaningful relationship with anyone. Of course, improving your personality requires hard work and dedication, arguably more so than working for any of those 6 traits, so almost no one that needs to ever does. If you're sneering internally at the suggestion personality and thinking 'but I do have a good personality and I'm still treated like garbage' then no, no you fucking don't. You have a delusion. You think you are a good person, you think you are nice and fun to be with. You aren't. You aren't any of those, you're like a kid with a dollar store Halloween costume that thinks he really looks like a cool monster, but everyone looking at him sees a kid in a shitty costume. That's you, and your 'niceness' is that shitty costume that everyone can see through. You need to take the costume off and look at who you really are, then work on that.
Are you a Canadian?
I have a good personality, and I'm not treated like garbage at all. But I also don't get laid. There's a few reasons. The main reason these days is that I'm pretty fat now and I don't put myself out there because I don't want to get naked in front of someone. But back when I was in better shape, I missed a bunch of opportunities. Some because I was a coward, some because I was an idiot, and some because I thought I could do better.
So, you can have everything going for you, and still not get it in if you're a dope like I was.
>believing all those things applies to all women
that's the real reason you're still single user
Your personality means fuck all if you’re not good looking enough to get her to lower her guard. A woman who sees you as background scenery won’t even make eye contact, let alone give you an opportunity to chat her up.
Damn Got 4 and still get laid rarely
I'm 6'1"
Most common rating in a rate thread is 8/10, never below 7/10
Penis is 7.5 inches
I am unemployed (medical issues right now)
I dropped out of my engineering program for a move, never finished but plan to
I'm pretty goddamn far from a 6 pack but I'm not fat.
I get pussy as frequently as I want to, tbh. Before I was seeing this girl I just started dating I didn't bother going out much or putting myself out there for women, but I was capable and had a couple female friends I'd hang out and drink beer with that I'd sleep with on occasion. Its pretty embarrassing to try and have an active social life with women when I'm broke, unemployed, half-crippled, and half educated so I'd been keeping to myself a lot. One of my friends introduced me to the guy I've been seeing recently and we've been pretty steady although I'm not that serious about a relationship with her.
These 6 things are meh. I have other things going for me besides looks and height, though. Dick size is irrelevant to me because if a girl's looking at my cock I probably already have her where I want her. My IQ is 135 and I have above average social intelligence, which in combination make me witty and insightful instead of a sperg like I was ages 10-13. Looks open the door for me but I've never had a girlfriend that only liked me for being a prettyboy. I imagine money is a stronger incentive for women to use and abuse men. No girl older than 14 would be in a serious relationship with someone like me for being handsome. However if I were wealthy.. different story. Fuck, I need these surgeries done so I can get a fucking job
Top kek
>Be a dirty stoner
>5'9"
>Highly intelligent
>Dated famous girls
MAYBE it's the excuses.
I have zero of those, been married twice and have 3 kids. Something tells me these “requirements” are inaccurate.
This is one of the whiniest b8 posts I've ever seen
No. Most people are average in looks by definition, more or less. What you're describing only happens to truly hideous people. Personality is what you use to make a girl drop her guard in the first place. Humor, wit, and charm is what makes all people, including women, relax. Does looking good make a difference? Of course. You can still be a 10/10 and be creepy, awkward and inconsiderate.
There are millions (likely literal billions) of average-below average looking people that get laid and have relationships due to their congeniality and personality. Take it from a good looking guy that looks can get you laid more easily, but they won't find you love, compatibility, or happiness.
Daily reminder that shallow model-tier trophy women* will not find you attractive.
Fat girls fucking love me on Tinder. Good thing I have a bbw fetish.
You're definitely the chad-king of the schizos, but that's like being the winner at the special Olympics. I would very much like to see what this girl looks like because I'm guessing it is not good.
Move to the boonies and all of these become 5s
I don't care about your Narnia units, Eurocuck
and yet plenty of men without those things do just fine. you're an idiot
If you missed opportunities due to cowardice and you're lamenting about it now then you have personality flaws which are contributing to your lack of success. It's exactly what that user was talking about. You might be a good person but you need personal work.
Stop making excuses and find your slampiggie.
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