I loved the original, I grew up watching it. This one is so great. The cinematography was perfection. The story...

I loved the original, I grew up watching it. This one is so great. The cinematography was perfection. The story, was perfect, I really liked it. The acting was awesome. I'm going to give it a 8/10

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I've all the originals on Blu Ray, they were a big part of my childhood

How did he have any time to do anything else since he spent his youth growing up on everything?

>8/10
I think you meant an '"A-"

>your average Sup Forums review

>makes a review
>has to be sure he displays all of the relevant toys and blu-rays associated with movie being reviewed on the shelf behind him

anybody else cringe at this

chris normie did nothing wrong

Glad someone else noticed it. Literally every even slightly nerdy thing was his childhood apparently.

Godzilla, King Kong, TNMNT, Power Rangers, everything Marvel/DC, Transformers and on and on and on

I'm not racist.
Here's a picture of me with black people.

>you cant like multiple things

>alone+in+the+dark.tiff

What does his wife think about his internet hobby?

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See those toys behind him. Like those ones that were made and sold recently. Can you imagine tagging along with him to the store to buy them.

>what is

His reviews are shitty, uncomprehensive and completely surface level, so why do you guys watch him?

Jews don't want whites to breed. Thus, they encourage activities such as those in the OP in order to prevent proper socialization with other whites.

Entertainment media is degenerate.

>what is A miserable pile of cringe.

>mfw Stuckmannposting is finally taking off

We can finish him lads, united we stand divided we fall and all that

I would like to think he prefers to order them online like any self respecting human. But you're right, he probably actually leaves the house to buy them.

Isn't there some yt vid of him doing just that? I'm sure there must be.

>chris "5 minutes reviews" cuckmann

Jesus, what a cuck...also dat cuckvengers poster and all the stupid toys...

Not one nigger among them, seriously, they're normal black people. I've met, and befriended lots of black people. Niggers are a different type of people.

>I loved the original, I grew up watching it
That's it, that's 90% of Stuckman's reviews

I like his reviews of older movies
like the Star Wars prequels, where he can go in-depth and make jokes etc

reviewing current movies just follows the same structure every time

True that.

His wife and friends don't love him or they would have an intervention about his toy addiction.

4channers worst nightmare.

Me...personally.

>Check preview for his Film Buff Bucket List book
>Immediately see capeshit

Fuck off, damn.

Is there even ONE internet reviewer that hasn't tried making their own script/movie/whatever only for it to be total garbage?

Max La-

Sorry I can't even say that with a straight face

What's the deal anyway with every youtube movie 'critics' wanting to make their own movie? I rarely hear video game critics talking about dreaming of making their own game, for example

>MUH DIVERSITY
even blacks cant escape the compulsory quota

Posting on Sup Forums was a large part of my childhood. I have even have the memes on blu ray. So to see it finally realized on the big screen in live action just blew me away. *jump cut* I'm gonna give this post a Sup Forums+.

Guys, if you like shitposting I really think you're gonna enjoy this thread. And if like what you read here, click that subscribe button and get ready to get stuckmanized

Sup you beautiful bastards

implaying you wouldnt do that too

he probably adjusted the angle juuuuust right for each of them

I don't know if I hate you or not.

Im sure this question gets posted 24/7 but what are some reviewers worth watching?

besides RLM

A lot of them think they're going to write a masterpiece screenplay, and wannabe writers ALWAYS think they're hot shit and that everything they do is important. And they never even write but assume they can, and when they actually make something it comes out like Cuckmann's BvS script.

Reviewbrah
Joey

There's a difference between growing up with different things, and being a sell-out fag. He literally says that "Oh, I grew up with this" shit every fucking video, like it makes his opinion more valid than other people who haven't seen the original.

Now who's the token?

Besides RLM, Cinemassacre, Nyx Fears, and GoodBadFlicks are great channels.

If you watch Cinemassacre, go to his website and look up his old reviews. They're fantastic.

once reddit inevitably picks up on this meme, he'll be done for

The studios send him and other youtube reviewers free shit all the time, how do you not know this?

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Ralphthemoviemaker is decent if you're into comedy-focused reviews of bad films

Unironically Grace Randolph. She can actually be pretty insightful at times, if you can ignore the whole "PG-13 Deadpool" fiasco. Also she's thicc

>Also she's thicc
You can say that again

>Ralphthemoviemaker is decent
Are you trying to make me throw up or what?

>that corset-less hip:weight ratio hnnnnnnnnnnng

best fucking comment ITT

>hip:*waist*

He is the most /ourguy/ on YouTube

Nativebirds

His early shit is crap but his most recent review I'd actually pretty competent. I'll be interested in seeing whether this upward trend continues.

Oliver Harper makes some good stuff. It's less reviews and more BTS, but still

Eh, will see then what with the things the other user's saying.

Might check it out in time then, but I couldn't tolerate any of his pretension (even if "le sarcastic") with toting his retarded movie around, and thinking that it elevated him above anyone else he was reviewing (case in point, that dissing McFarlane with "muh awards" in the TWToDieInWest review).

"No"

Yes

I wonder what Roger Ebert would think about all of this.

How exactly is he /ourguy/

>"What did I think about Suicide Squad? I thought it was dope."

Not even memeing that was his thesis.

If you were one of us you needn't ask

Any thread, sooner or later, an american will bring up Kevin Smith for no reason

He is not, he thought BvS sucked.

It's a thread about youtube film reviewers and that's exactly what Kevin Smith has become

>"Now, a review from a 46-year-old man, a man who likes comic books, a man who's been reading this stuff forever. A man who's been waving the flag for this kind of thing since the beginning of his f****** career when comics weren't cool man, so what did I think about it. I thought it was f****** dope. I think he did a great job. I honestly think that, I used to be one of those cats that was like "they should give comic book material to people that know comic books very well and stuff".

This guy is a garden variety YouTube movie "nerd" how is he even a verified reviewer on RT?

Mark kermode

Kek

>mfw he got mad about a new godard film

his rants are goat

TELL

FUCKING BASED!

DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!

ANTI-FASCISTS ARE THE REAL FASCISTS!

So what do we think of Chris Stuckmann's short film "Julia"?

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Holy fuck, that is literally on the same level as 'The Room'. Even some of the camera choices are identical.

None, they're all bad.

why is it on pornhub lmao

hi

They love them there because they're the same kind of people

>thumbnail is his face with his mouth open with a bewildered look
I wish this trend would stop. He actually self consciously had to pose for those thumbnails.

>GoodBadFlicks
My nigga.
He is great and his exploring videos are fenomenal, but holy shit, that dude likes almost everything he watches, even Fantastic Four.