UFC on Fox: Jacare vs. Brunson 2: Thread #3

WMMA WAS A MISTAKE

>Main Card:
Ronaldo Souza vs. Derek Brunson
Dennis Bermudez vs. Andre Fili
Jordan Rinaldi vs. Gregor Gillespie
Drew Dober vs. Frank Camacho

>Prelims
Bobby Green vs. Erik Koch
Mirsad Bektić vs. Godofredo Pepey
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Mara Romero Borella
Randa Markos def Juliana Lima (Via UD)
Ji Yeon Kim def Justine Kish (Via UD)
Vinc Pichel def Joaquim Silva (Via UD)

>Early Perlims:
Niko Price def George Sullivan (Via Sub R2)
Cory Sandhagen def. Austin Arnett (Via TKO R2)

Who /watched all three wmma bangers/ here?

first for /ourguy/

They can still put on the number of cards they put on, just remove the women. Problem solved.

I had a couple hours to watch fights before I gotta go to a friend's house and we get these three shitshows in a row, fml familia.

Cut Chookagian for sure

>wmma

...

Lads.
I'm back from my date at McDonalds.

She loved it and you're all fags for doubting me.

FUCKING WMMA SHIT KEKOLDS SHOULD BE GO TO THE HELL

Usually I just go do something else during this WMMA trash but this is way too much. You could pick random guys off the street and they would produce more interesting fights. UFC needs to move this shit to a different organization or just scrap the idea entirely.

Bisping vs Evans is happening in London

Hope Evans wins he's a true good guy.

I'm going to feel terrible by the time this card is over.

Randa’s tits got me going to I want and fapped to Alanah Rae getting dicked in the ass. Just got back for the second half of the third round of this shit. Seems I didn’t miss much.

that's a draw at maximum

I agree with this i think

did you get a mcpick 2

>Bisping vs Evans
about as exciting as 3 wmma fights in a row

Souza vs Brunson
Bermudez vs Fili
Rinaldi vs Gillespie
Dober vs Camacho

Anik really doesn't like Cruz you can tell.

Hardcore pornography is bad for your brane, it's like CTE but worse

why the fuck are you staying up for this card?

My new Girlfriend accidentally revealed how racist she was earlier today.. I got so turned on. Feels good to know my future wife is as racist as me.

>UFC needs to move this shit to a different organization
All of these nobodies should still be fighting in Invicta.
This is damaging the UFC's brand and is putting off viewers.

Why didn't I go to sleep bros
Why did I stay up for that bros.
I could have been rejuvenated for the upcoming fights bros.

>brane

you're one to talk mate.

>You could pick random guys off the street and they would produce more interesting fights

they should draw some random guys from the audience for a freakfight

3 weightclasses should be enough

Is Bektic chinny?

>Boxing tonight: Epic 12-round war
>MMA tonight: LMAO

My brane is fine, m8.

>(commentator A) doesn't like (commentator B)
Will people stop with this shit? They all generally seem to like each other.

Got a Big Mac, Large Fries and 6 piece chicken nuggets.

She finished her fries first and tried to snatch some of mine but I was having none of it.

I don't like it either, but have you ever looked at the fight purses? Women are cheap as fuck

>cucks on sherdog actually defend WMMA

Just fightfan™ things...
kek

Godofredo Pepey will heem this can, mark my words

Okay this is it for me lads, goodnight love you all even if we shitpost-argue sometimes

Hey, our calendar boy is back, you've already got my picks just wanted to say I appreciate you as my fellow heemster

would wmma be better if we got the girls really drunk first?

>Boxing tonight: Epic 12-round war
Uysk dominated from round 3 onwards

>filename
TOP KEK

This place is fucking full of casuals. Only casuals moan about WMMA because they don't understand the high level technique involved. I'm going back to r/mma fuck all of you weirdos.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jacare
bermudez
Gillespie
Dober

>The only Brazilian I've ever actually met was a 10/10 Christian former-anorexic hard-working shy girl who went out of her way to be nice to people

Wait, where's my 4th WMMA fight?

More fucking guys now, where's the equality Dana!!?

I'm going to start missing cards and catch up later now I swear

>you now remember the time when we got Pepey vs. Fili

That was a good night.

170lb division fight!

Alcohol and PCP

Yeah, but, what's the point? You trying to tell me that people were entertained watching that garbage for the past hour?

Kys?

Jacare
Bermudez
Rinaldi
Dober

good, you have to establish boundaries early

COME ON BASED PEPEY

DO IT FOR THE GOD OF ENTERTAINING FIGHTERS
DO IT FOR HIS DEVOUT FOLLOWERS

Jacare Souza
Bermudez
Gillespie
Dober

he got ktfo by a dude whom he dominated for 3 rounds who should not have the energy to fight back

seems like he has a weak chin, but he is actually a very good fighter
very good wrestling, also decent standup

you removed a bunch of the picks just because they didn't have an image or had extra picks

who /ourboy/?

Pepe thrill a second warrior.

Just over an hour until my boy Rinaldi fights. Anyone else pulling for him?

jej

kek'd
seriously though i don't know who wmma is actually aimed at. Apart from the elite fighters, they're all so fucking boring and untalented. it's honestly becoming embarrassing for WME

They really should be allowed to use steroids.

Brunson
Fili
Gillespie
Camacho

"Tomato Can MMA"

Get em drunk and take their tops off and we're in business

Should’ve called her fat, too.

yes
and no clothes
and you can only punch with your pussy

>no thickachu
It's not the same.

Lads I'm going to WME headquarters and heeming everyone there who's with me

Why did you remove my picks?

No he really doesn't

only the ones that didn't have images because thats stupid and not how it works. i removed extra picks from the ones that had them because it has to be uniform 5 lines to fit the format

Brunson
Fili
Gillespie
Dober

Jacare
Fili
Gillespie
Camacho

>Bektic is a muslim
>Bektic is part American
wtf? I'm unironically /teamPepey/ now.

Just a quick heeminder:

Black Star got literally 0 (ZERO) of his 5 picks correct for UFC 220.

based newman is the new colonel

Souza
Bermudez
Gillespie
Dober

no one cares

:^)

who?

Is that you on the left?

I'd normally make it but can't as I'm on the blob.

Souza
Fili
Gillespie
Dober

>wmma

Brunson
Touchy Fili
Gillespie
Camacho

>that pose Pepey struck
Is he /fa/?

Betting the house on Pepey. No regrets.

i hope he's killed himself

Jacare
Fili
Gillespie
Dober

Great meme that everyone loves reposting

...

He's cute

only reason you would cheer for a no name fighter like rivaldo is that he either lives where you live
or is born in the same place as you (live)

which is it?

maybe it was just the silly blue hair but Bektic looks like he aged 10 years

is it wrong to be an adult male and not train in any form of martial arts or combat, and to have never been in a fight or plan on getting in one ever in your life?

do I think I could hold my own if I got in a fight? If the guy was my size, maybe.. if bigger, probably not.

I'm not a total pussy irl but I am about brain damage though because I already had one bad concussion.

you did good m8. you cant force whats gonna stick tho

nah, i'm white, this dude looks like one of my neighbors tho, i think it's from colombia or something

he's so smug