Guys I'm hearing air raid sirens right now. I live 5 miles outside Fort Bragg...

Guys I'm hearing air raid sirens right now. I live 5 miles outside Fort Bragg. If you see me on the news tomorrow please shitpost about me for eternity.

Turkish jets reported flying over Moscow

French helicopters are circling the White House!

Polish tanks have entered Argentina!

Jewish bankers have taken over Wallstreet!

Scottish sheep are flocking 10 downing street!

Nigerian F35 jets reportedly circling the Eiffel tower!

British battleships have entered Berlin!

Danish forces are liberating China

Japanese mechs are patrolling Sweden!

Ethiopian aircraft carriers approaching New York

Cuban blimps over Tokyo!

Mexican marines landing in Taiwan

Horsham air guard station is scramblling all jets

Stormcloak infiltrators spotted in Solitude!

Italian Cavalry tresspassing in France ! Expected to be in Paris next year !

Mongolian cavalry encircle Tokyo!

Madagascar has closed its seaport.

New Zealand air force is invading Australia!

Shitty shitposting making their rounds on Sup Forums

:O

is this the birth of an epic meme

Japanese Samurai closing in on Israel!

Bernie has entered Venezuela with a red Audi R8

Japs are storming our beaches, what the fuck I'm so scared

Well, it's good to know they'll never, ever get sick.

Prep the mecha-bull !

Polish calvary has made first contact with wehmarcht armored corps

AYY LMAOs have infiltrated our money!!!!

c-c-c-c-c-combo breakerrr

fucking planes flying all over suburbs of Paris ve heard like 30 in just 15 mn This is not normal

Arstotzkan space marines crushing Kolechia.

North korean rockets fired at japan!

Why are you telling fables, faggot?

Corbyn is joining the bullingdon club

sweden starts deporting muslims

Nimerigar are exiting the underworld in New Mexico and Wyoming.

Richard Stallman has installed Gentoo

Mongolian horsemen reported invading Canada

Czech mercenaries storm the Kremlin wall!

Uzbekistani paratroopers have surrounded Madrid!

Greece started to pay debts

Tyranid Hive Fleet spotted on the edge of our solar system!

Sup Forumsish memes sighted in Sup Forumserlin

The statue on top of Nelson's Column has come to life and is ranting about destroying the French while their morale is lowered

Trying to get a stream to work hold on.

I love you all

Who has phoned!

India started to poo in loo

Eskimo frogmen have seized Whitehall!

Slovenian warlords headed for Slovakia make a mistake and attack their own country instead! Civil war in full swing!

Kangs surround the pyramids!

Niggers dindu nuffin!

eskimos have been seen storming the igloos of rival tribes

The F-35 started making money!

The harkonnen have breached the shield wall!

Julius Caesar reported at the gates, citizens asked to stay at domus and insulae. HAPPENING !

The Uruk-hai have reached Helms Deep!!

The eagle has landed in its nest, I repeat, the eagle has landed in its nest.

The fck r u

Canadian shit posters took defensive positions around maple syrup reserve!

I hope so, leaf bro

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

EXTREMELY RARE

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Zimbabwean navy downing US aircraft with rail guns!

Samoa

Ok I keked.

Ultra rare flag confirmed

Black Lives Matter occupying Nike Headquarters!

Your team has destroyed a turret!

I am on movile, what flag is it?

Been posting off and on for a few months. Gotta be uncommon by now.

Hello /r/Sup Forums you fucking cunts

North korea annexes China!

The IX Legion has deserted in Gaulia and Pontus Gaius has gone native!

Bulgaria choose the right side

that iceberg is outdated as fuck, this is the legit one

Trump replaced border patrol with uber drivers

Virginia here, US Navy selling everything off to buy more aircraft carriers

Refugees boats are attacking Italian fleet

>French helicopters circling the whitehouse

Fucking cowards hiding in the safest part of Murica

Welsh Guards fighting off black lives matters.

Irish special forces have occupied Malaysia

Turkish government replaced by Byzantium!