Asshole gym teacher turned post-apocalyptic overlord

>asshole gym teacher turned post-apocalyptic overlord
>has a baseball bat named after his dead wife that he uses to bash in people's heads
>killed two major characters in just his introduction
>mentally destroyed Rick
>strangely lovable despite his horrific actions
>cucks his own men
>triggers numales and tumblr fatties

is he the greatest villain in all of television?

He's a pathetic rapist who can't get laid without coercing women.

He's the only good thing about the show anymore. I wish JDM was a little more enthusiastic and loud like the comic book version though. Also he is too skinny.

He literally killed one of his people last episode for trying to rape someone. He's anti- rape.

FPBP
He killed David because he wanted Sasha for himself. If he wasn't a rapist he wouldn't throw women who don't have sex with him to the dogs. Remember the girl who needed medicine but had to marry Negan to get it since he decides what people can and cannot afford?

tumblr fatties are obsessed with Negan though

The character that needs insulin was put in the show to demonize Began. Besides, people in the modern day are unable to afford appropriate medical care if they can't pay for it. The rest of his harem are willing participants who would rather suck dick for money than work the other jobs available.

So you're saying giving someone the option to have sex is the same as forcibly having sex with them?

If that was an attempt to demonize Negan they failed. "That shit is hard to scavenge."

Shane?

I wish the show followed Negan

HA HA YOU REFRENCED DUH FUNNY MEME XD

It is because coercion = force.

Yeah, they have a choice. But if they choose wrong, they'll pretty much be left to die. When you give someone an ultimatum, it's not consent.

I'm so happy feminists without a lick of reason come here

yassssss

Its not rape if you provide something in exchange for sex.

His wives are just whores being paid with the currency of the apocalypse.

I want to lick her armpits and force her to ride my cock

i wish she would burst my skull open with those thighs

>"Have sex with me or you won't get the insulin you need to stay alive"

>"Have sex with me or I'll kill your husband"

Nice exchange there. It's definitely mutual.

Considering that insulin is more valuable than sex in a post apocalyptic world, I'd say neegan's got the losing end of the deal.

>When you give someone an ultimatum, it's not consent
So are prostitutes being raped too? What about porn stars?

It's not neegan's fault that her body is a piece of shit that's trying to kill itself.

She probably could. Monkeys have far greater strength than humans.

You're being trolled by a fat kid roleplaying a feminist retard. Negan is sexist in favour of women.

Do people even care about Sasha? I know she's been around since Season 3 damn it's really been that long but still, does she get any attention at all? Finale spoiler: she's getting got tonight so I'm extra curious

she can always refuse and find her own insulin, right?

It's hard times in the apocalypse. It sounded like she, her sister, and her husband were pooling points to afford it. She robbed a community of a shit ton of insulin to avoid prostituting herself like previously agreed upon or working for it. How am I to sympathize with her?

Feminist theory would be the first thing to die in the apocalypse, due to your unholy reverence towards intercourse.

Rape is not worse than murder, let alone battery and assault. If anything, Neegan is requesting something utterly insubstantial for something life saving.

well hes probably gonna kill sasha an use her zombie corpse to try and kill some of the rick group. liek comic

I didn't even know her name until people started talking about her. The only element of her character that stuck with me was that she's kind of cute.

Her husband robbed the Savior's. If Rick had caught him, he'd put him to death. On top of that, SHE was the one who suggested it.

She was always used as a exposition device for more important characters like Tyreese or Abraham.

>Feminist theory

Because legal definitions and laws about rape doesn't exist right?

Also out the window, my man.

The absence of legislation does not mean the absence of basic law principles. Rape will always be morally and socially wrong.

the zombies are clearly a metaphor for the cannibalistic imperialistic patriarchy poor strong females are constantly having to bravely battle against

Nobody but feminists considers what Negan does to be rape. Stop inhaling your own farts.

Awful lot of loyalty for a gin man.

A,,, HATCHET?

>"Nobody but feminists"

Nice false consensus bias.

Anyone know a site where I can watch the finale tonight?

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Can't wait to see her in a starfleet uniform.

>is he the greatest villain in all of television?
And then became Rick's bitch? More like the greatest cuck in all of television and comics.

not an argument

found the triggered cunt. go back to plebbit, faggot

Rick?

I just saw the episode where they steal the weapons from the women tribe.

The show was lazy but it never felt like it was written by dying pozzed fat lesbians. Little girls killing zombies, bones that old women cut through like they're applying lightsabers to butter etc

The men are weak, cowards, slimy traitors (or masculine+evil) while the women are delta force badasses.

It's so weird and blatant.

...

>be Negan
>throw another Jew into the oven
>take a stroll through your secure domain
>suddenly ground begins to shake
>silhouette of that one pearshaped fat lad holding a KFC bucket appears at the end of the world
>the boy flatulently erupts *parplop*
>boy repeats *parplop!* but only louder
>he begins to run towards me and my guards
>the parplops getting louder and louder
>he begins sharting his pants
>shoot the cunt in the head
>Fatboy fattily absorbs the bullet
>Say hello to Lucille.jpg
>Lucille bounces off fathead like a bouncy castle
>down in a sea of diarrhea
>last thing I ever heard was "U-u-uh e-erm hello, I'll be in charge of the food rations now *PARPLOP!*
>mfw

Wait, so how does smelting prevent zombies from decaying?

I want to force her to pick my cotton

The show is supposed to happen in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Considering the fact that women are generally 'useless' and specifically useless in doing what could be considered useful in this setting (with a few exceptions obviously), the only thing they have left to not be expendable is their bodies.
You think Negan is going to kick out a woman that actually offers anything beyond being a walking fuckhole, like a doctor? Of course he won't.

I guess all the shops that want my money for food or I'm left to starve are also raping me.

God can you imagine how hot it would be to watch her die? Her death in the show was absolute bollocks and i was extremely disappointed by every aspect of it. I wanted her to be eaten alive by the Milton zombie, slowly, helplessly, with her arms tied so that she has to experience every second of it. Every second of delicious agony as that skinnyfat accountant rips into her throat. It was even worse cause the actress they chose for her was a dried-out milf with a bad tan. I wanted the Andrea from the comics, at least somewhat sweet and young and innocent. Yeah she fucked Dale which was pretty weird but she is incredibly cute. I wish she had gotten Gabriel's comic's death. Just imagine her hanging there screaming in agony as the zombies converge on her, their teeth tearing into her soft breasts, thighs, and buttocks, ripping flesh away in strips. She would probably drown on her own blood, and her gurgling could choke down her screaming before long so all she could do is whimper helplessly as the zombies tear her apart. God I wanted that shit to happen so bad. I wanted Annie's death to last longer (the retarded cripple girl who tripped and fell then forgot to shoot herself) but it went too fast. I wanted her to get pinned against the fence and have her cheeks ripped apart while she screams. Same with Jessie, the fucking show blueballed me again because her death scene lasted only 15 seconds. So right as I'm unzipping, she's already covered in the fucking zombies. That's why Andrea's death was so perfect. Just the intimate embrace of her and one other walker (Milton) eating her tit flesh in chunks as she screams and blood soaks through her. I hope something like that happens to Andrea in the comics. It's basically confirmed she's going to die in this arc, and ever since she picked up that gay-ass shroud/sombrero outfit I've been waiting for her to bite the dust. It's going to make me so fucking erect watching it happen.

Eugene is smart user, dont question his science plz

That's some fucked up pasta.

reminder Negan literally does not do anything morally wrong ever and is simply rebuilding civilization, only 2 of your group being punished for killing dozens of people and a 50% tax rate is literally more lenient than real life

>rape is bad
in a post apocalyptic society we don't have time to play pretend that women are actually equal to men like we do now. women's roles will revert back to what they always have been which is child bearing/caring and otherwise holes for men to put their cocks in to relieve stress

t. stupid fuck

what 3rd world hellhole do you live in where there's a 50% tax?

>go through potentially fatal incidents twice a day to work your ass off so you can earn for your community that you chose to be a part of
or
>never want for anything and all you have to do is fuck a good-looking dude

I know what I'd choose

I-i want to racemix with her

s-sorry Sup Forums

adult world where you have to pay bills

Not the guy you were talking to, but damn bro. Just about every first world country including the USA. Taxes easily go over 50% in some cases

spoken like a true bitch

It honestly is rape according to U.S. law user.

Can some /k/ fag redpill me on a barb-wired bat? It seems to me the barbed wire would spread out the blunt impact from the bat and make it stick to the target. The small barbs shouldn't be able to make anything bigger than small lacerations anyways, right?