this is my waifu and i love her
This is my waifu and i love her
Flatter me all you want, my hearts still set on another seaman
The only thread i posted in for about 2 weeks was this one. If ya seen another it was the lewd one. That's good to hear. Lewds go against the teachings of the grate waifu god.
Ask and ye shall receive.
how are you today?
im fine, a bit tired and sleepy, but fine, and you?
Duncare, just betting on ya. And refusing to allow you to undersell yourself whilst you tell me not to do it ya goof
Claimin' and lovin' this one.
im glad to hear it, i hope you can get some rest today
im good, ive got the day off so im gonna be trying to finish a vidya as quick as i can so i can play something else
oh shit you dooo!!!!! >w<!!!!
now only if it were in color... it'd look so nice~
i will try my hand at this one (kinda like my pic here) though the black areas are a bit difficult to recolor hmmm... ill be back beautiful~
scawwy eyes :<
i can hear the screams... "i didn't do nuffin! spare me!!"
what do you have in mind?
ive been getting an urge to play wow again. not classic wow like before but retail wow
ive gotta finish this spiderman game first because someone i know let me borrow it and "no i didnt finish it but here take it back" will be an awkward conversation i dont want to have
which spiderman game?
uhhh the newest one for ps4, "marvel's spiderman" i guess?
oh, the newest? thats good to hear! and is it good as the people say?
I want to sniff Haruhi's butt
You can't play reverse uno card on me like that, you goober
Bro claim's another soul. Look forward to seeing what ya do, happy coloring... You're not going to black him tho... Right
I can and will.~ But if ya want then I could join your fanclub too ya goofy comrade~
yup, thats the one.
it feels great to move around, exploring the world is great, its really impressive how much detail there is even though you spend most if it zipping past it all
the story is a bit too rushed in my opinion, especially if you just rush through it, like the story beats are a bit too close together i dunno
and the combat is functional but its a bit clunky in a few ways and doesnt really blow me away or anything
all in all: good, but its not gonna revolutionize spiderman games or anything. they shouldve focused on and rewarded web-slinging and exploring more, thats the best part of the game
let me see if i understand, its a good game but no a great game, correct?
yeah basically, it has some great parts, and is overall highly polished, but there's some parts that get kinda frustrating, at least for me
granted im just some guy so take my opinion with a grain of salt
its okay, dont worry, i just wanted to seek an individual though beyond the "its the best spiderman game"
You get used to 'em after a while, they're quite pretty to me.
The cutest, at least in my opinion.
hmmm it might still be the best spiderman game... id have to replay spiderman 2 and uhhh ultimate spiderman
and thats the only game that keeps you busy? theres more?
yes, I want to sniff your butt, but i have a cold :(
uhhh for now, i want to play something else. or rather, i dont want to have this game sitting around longer than it needs to, since i need to get it back to someone
and what do you want to play?
i dunno, maybe wow, maybe fallout some more. i just dont want to be tied to needing to finish this one game
i dropped the difficulty all the way down and im just gonna rush through it all haha
so you wanna finish it to say "i finish it"?
no, the game belongs to someone else, im borrowing it, and i dont want to just hold onto it forever. i dont really want to play it at all honestly but i have to give it back so id rather finish it and give it back as soon as i can
if you dont want to play it, why keep going? you could lie to him and tell him that you finished it no?
what if asks me details about the game? "hey how did you like this part? what did you think about this?"
i considered just watching someone play through the parts i didnt play, but i figured this would be the most straight-forward way to avoid awkward conversations
no, i would not, while i do brand them like kattle, he's getting the sub-brand "Light"
i'd fuggg tho! >w<
why are you so hot!!!
damn! i truly am bisexual huh...
i need some more time... im being too picky about things but im almost there!
i actually like them.
you can see yourself even if they shine really nice :3
its the fastest solution, if you run out of time consider it, anyway, Have you had all this day off?
ive got plenty of time, because yeah, ive got the whole day off. i should easily finish it by the end of the day
Gonna have to call a referee on this. Talk about fan clubs like that and you'll get my german dna boiling. You trying to get me whacked
Lets be real. The only reason to play a spiderman game is to swing around
Hey, kaguya. You look real good in those, P.E shorts. But, i'd bet you'd even better in sweatpants
Sick. These aren't meat, these are waifus. You can't treat them like that. How do you know what i look like? Astolfo on the other hand... No comment. Well i'll just wait for christmas to see :P
also im getting pretty tired of playing as mary jane in these dumb stealth sections
agreed, and this game does do that very well.
A country neighbour comrade! Rejoice comrades! Also, noooothing wrong with a personality cult like that of Stalin
it is very boring?
well i have known you for quite a while now, mein Freund~ ^w^
obviously i know how you look like by at this point...
thanks for the reminder, i still need to do new xmas edits, the ones i have are boring since i already used them...
and no you won't have to wait until then, ill be done in another couple of minutes i reckon
they are slow and not very spider-man at all
That's not the best option, and you know
nani the what
yeah, that sounds pretty boring, i hope you can finish the game soon, i have to leave, this will run out of battery soon, farewell!
me too, thank you, i hope you have a nice day!
Oh comrade! Consider trying destiny 2, it's a fun looter shooter which went free to play
That's good. Couldn't imagine any game messing that up. Something so simple yet feels so right
Don't trust this poster. He has a shady smell
Stop that. You're going to get me on a list, not country neighbor
You didn't even know what one i was don't pull my leg. Ya, going to go make that bugout pack now, you spybot. The season is closely upon us got to get those hats ready dust off the old ones. Don't retire them like a day 10 year pair of jeans those pics have memories. Just met you for the 6th time and you already deliver on the same day. Might have to get rid of the tease for the dependable you
Don't worry about that, i pocket typed that
Awww rip, there goes my hope of having yet another fritz comrade.
-claims you- <3
no i don't like it.
so i misinterpreted something in the picture and i have to do some stuff over...
just give me a couple more minutes... >.<
im honestly blessed to be living in the same time period as awesome bois as you! :3
all the best of things to you health and stuff! (:
Awww was worth a try
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
I miss you so much, its raining and all I can think about is snuggling up with you :)
Do you have Discord? I want to talk to you
they seem to have a hankering for cutting up tsugu's pussy
i wish ;/////;
i stayed inside all day..
Have a good one waifu
Look it's not you it's me. I got german blood and you something. I'm sorry, i can't be your boi
I've been waiting over a year for the last guy you take your time. My heart will be here. Will have to see this art work next time tho if you save it. Oh me oh my. What a compliment. oops, the skip card was played on me you got to give the to the next guy :P
Aqua is my wife
oh! and i jut got done too :(
oh well, next time fren!
i hope we meet again...
ooooh!!! hallo! i remember you fren!! i like you!!
i mean i liked talking to you last time!! ^w^
how are you doing? eat anything nice today or usual stuff?
I have such a terrible memory, I recognise the image you post but I don't recall what we talked about
I am doing alright, been lacking motivation for school however
ate a pizza for dinner that was nice I guess
no autistic screeching
oh that's fine~ ^w^
i on the other hand remember every little detail no matter how long ago it was, sometimes i pretend to don't know since it's weird...
anyways, were talking about how people don't appreciate Aqua and think she is stupid because they just watch the mangos
but actually she is pretty badass and can seriously do some awesome shit if she sets her mind to it like at the ending
eh.. that happens. as long as you're doing good onthe paper, just show up & chill & take it easy school is a place to relax, you can study at home.
ho i like pizza too!!!! all i had was roast chicken over some rice & tomatoes+gravy
how was your day?
understandable, have a nice day
I thought you didn't like it
oh I remember now, my apologies
the paper is already finished and turned in
I gotta design a website now which has got me excited but also im kinda tired from working with another person lol. let me work alone
whats your favourite topping?
that sounds super good though wtf
planning on heading to bed soon and finishing the LotR trilogy
yeah thats why i posted a happy aqua
I knew you didn't like me :(
hmm i liked those movies.
what part are you at now?
Do you know Duke's discord?
im just teasing, stop being so autistic
same, I hadnt watched them in forever, I think the last time was when I just came out of the hospital like, 7 years ago. That's why i decided to rewatch them all, they are even better than I expected tbh. Expected them to be cheesy
I finished The Two Towers 2 days ago, so one more to go sadly
I literally can't
ah.. i hate that too. i love working alone... like this you don't have to coordinate stuff with someone else you can just do everything yourself, easy!
cheese, basil & pepperoni. that's it! :3
i still have some leftovers it was actually too much for me considering im just one person lol
probably gonna eat that for tomorrows lunch
nice numbers and hot.
i never saw the original version in english so that would be interesting.
i think that last one was my favorite
i was trying to make a joke lol
I am contemplating on just making the entire thing myself and just showing it to him when its finished
those are pretty good, I think I agree though I also really like mushrooms on there
thats the best about living alone, I did that shit all the time. Just made a meal for 2 people and ate the leftovers the next day
wait wtf they dubbed lotr in french? Holy shit i actually hate all french speaking nations
I cant quite remember what happens in 3 except the obvious. Half the stuff that happened in 2 I thought happened in 3 because of the video game I had
if u dont get some sort of proof
ill kill your family
u cant marry a godamn jpg
ok -_- how was i supposed to watch something i dont understand then.
nigga learn enlish
be a regular human being like everyone else
i want my brother to go away already!
ask duke to talk to me please :*
you should not do that, now that it's already set in stone you have to partner up with him there's nothing you can do.
unless they would be fine with you doing all the work, i encountered many people like that and they always fuck up during presentation or if you have to explain something about the project, since they didn't do shit and just let me do it lol
mhmm... not a mushroom guy.. they are too squishy and slimey it's weird, truffles are gud tho, not slimey at all
thing is i always make too much and when i actually try to make less it's not enough! heh...
but ya, good thing we have fridges and freezers ein modern -society-
now i can -_______________-
me too ._.
i sent you cool pictures i hope you can look at them soon
i really wanna see them ;~;
please don't delete!
mhmmm.... you post quite some bold pictures today :|
are you okay
No jokes on my watch
i won't :)
he probably wont be too happy with it since we gotta show our prof the code and shit
idk I guess I will just wait it out
they arent really slimey after they have been in an oven
bro I love truffle mayonnaise
I am also pretty bad in predicted how much I eat lol. I remember not to long ago I was convinced I could eat 4 hamburgers but after 2 I was completely stuffed... can't really freeze in an already cooked burger. sad day
I never understood why german, french and spanish speaking countries dub over EVERYTHING
I get kid shows but regular movies and shows is just beyond me
please dont call the joke police I dont mean any harm
bold? oh my...
i'll post more tasteful imgs then...
why don't you have Discord?
-spins you around and squeezes-
A smelly smell that smells smelly?
Comrade koalaman!!! Hey hey, how ya feeling?
i can get you her discord~
Feeling fine. Just at work.
because they're not shitty languages like yours that is apparently trying to disappear -_-
do you have some?
eh... then i guess you just gotta do it together.
well, whenever i order one with mushrooms they always be wet and squishy it's disgusting when you bite into them...
haven't had it in a mayonnaise before but ill be sure to try it... since i really like mayonnaise especially with fries or calamaris
i can eat 4 burgers :3 burgers are gud!
not so healthy tho... but is gud!
i always thought of you as a pure, sane person so i don't like seeing you post lewds...
but if you really must, i can't and will not take away that freedom from you dear fren.
we have gone over this in the past.... and you didn't add me on steam....
anyways, i do have discord but i also do not have it. it's complicated :(
Oehhh ya still a cook?
why is she so cute
say what you will but original voice acting will always be trillion times better
friendly reminder you will never hear Arragorns actual scream of pain when he kickes the helmet because the french voice over didnt break his toe while doing that
yup, oh well
where do you order from? i usually get mine from the frozen section in the supermarket lol
its super good, people almost excusively use it here.
maybe im just too skinny for that shit
maybe you are just fat!
i said i wanted to watch the original anyway -_-
i never said that original was not better, get your head out of your ass -_-
well i go downtown to any pizzeria, i don't like delivery services
though i also have a few frozen pizzas in the freezer for when i don't feel like cooking
uh huh... ill look for it next time im doing groceries
god i wish i was fat... i weigh about 57kg that's about 125lb and im pretty tall, common german height. I actually have problems gaining weight it's like a real concern
but im doing okay now, tho my doc says if this goes on i may get weaker and weaker and always exhausted
but enough about that. is fine.
why are you so upset im just messing around holy moly
Because she is the ultimate fashionista!~
Cool, business going well?
guys i was just trolling
how are you so mad jesus christ who shat in your cereals today
whatever man bye
I'll see you around
have nice life fren!
she has an ugly hairy mole
sorry for disappearing, but nobody cares
I care dear comrade!
This is my waifu.
If I ever go to Gamestop again, I should just make stuff up about games if the saleman starts talking about them with me.
Oehhhh what did ya get?
what's life without makoto like?
I wanted to get an adapter so I can connect my switch to my router, but they didn't have one.
I ended up getting a copy of Astral Chain while I was there.
It'd be funny.
Ain't normally a milf fan
How ya feeling?
Oehhhhh I heard that game is good. Sadly I sold my switch bac when I wanted to build a pc tho.
COMRADE UMP!!! HI!~
Makoto Yuki, persona 3 protag
That's unfortunate. I wish I had more people to play with on it. Monster Hunter and Smash would be more fun with friends.
i don't have a waifu, can somebody lend me theirs?
hey there junko, it's been a little while. keeping yourself out of trouble?
I dunno, depends if you are trouble since I would love to talk plenty with ya!~
Sadly I hardly used mine, which is why I sold it whilst it still was expensive. And pretty sure plenty of people on waifu have one
What, do you want sad anime girl RP or something?
I think only one or two people do. It's mostly PC exclusively here.
Nah, I now at least 5 people from waifu with a switch. Don't think mos of them post here tho.
Well, that doesn't really help me.
i guess, yeah
meh. just chill
Didn't really think this through, sorry.
Any fun plans? Or you just having a slow comf day?~
It's like shitposting except people think you're a retard in real life.
It's okay, I'll forgive you this time.
no, no plans. eat dinner and chill. watch my video backlog and say some funnies, i guess.
you must have a more interesting life, yes?
oh yeah, i know about that!
back in high school, when we took our school trip to D.C., my friends and i kept yelling stuff like "vote Trump 2016" and stuff, even though the election was over
real life shitposting is great. i wish i could do it more but i'm scared and i can only do it with other, more brave, people
Hahahahaha yeahhhhh no. Despite uni, hobbies and a side job. I am bored beyond belief most of the time.
yeah i guess you could say im trouble.
made a junko shrine yet?
ive recently got back from a month and a bit trip. really nice to get away from everything once in a while.
Nope, no shrine. Still only got a monokuma plush. And glad to hear that you had a pleasant month! visited any fun places? And I'm glad to be in trouble then!~
Not everyone can just say really stupid stuff.
I may just end up joining a Smash related Discord server, it's not like I use it for much anyway.
oh, i'm sorry. have you tried playing video games? or doing things with friends?
but it's a super awesome skill! think of all the fun you can have just being jokes with friends...
society needs more clowns these days
I play plenty off vidya dear comrade. And sadly my friends are either rarely in the mood or have too little time
Right. Have fun with that, kiddo.
But thou art a villain, Murray.
Verily? How doth I be a villain?
Showing mine tapestry, summoning me to court to only make mockery of me.
And thee? There art revolts yonder. Two guards are in hospital because of thee.
Verily, how about another jest?
Nay, verily we have had enough you fiendish imp.
What doth thou receive when thou mix't a be-devil'd hermit with an uncaring gentry which scourges him?
Hail the constabulary, Gene.
I shall reveal what thou receiv'st-
THOU RECEIV'ST WHAT THOU VERILY DESERV'ST
slacker, what are you waiting for?
it was really good, no phones, no internet, no service. real camping out. you're glad to be in trouble huh? masochist.
how have you been occupying yourself anyway?
that is indeed nine and dumb idiot 416
i saw that image on twitter a couple days ago, thank you though!
that you sop?
aw, i'm sorry...
maybe you should go somewhere new?
do some real life shitposting.
dumb idiot 416
You just want your face on grenades :^)
Uni, work, vidya and ehhh some one day city trips. And how can I not be glad to be in trouble with you dear comrade.~
Did you just say lewd?
Why astolfo dont have pp?
Not sure, it's from behind though. Have another one.
Oh, that explains everything
That looks more realistic, but now he doesnt look soo cute like before :c
Does that little girl have a penis?
Haha, girls dont have pp
Shame, I like it though
All girls have benis, Mr.Hitler.
imagine not having lethal :3 grenades
dumb demon loli :3
ah nice nice. is there much to do in your city? always been a fan of the more rural setting, i don't enjoy being in cities, can see the appeal of having everything in one spot though.
looking forward to anything releasing in the future?
don't oi me. or do, i don't mind.
B-benis? Voi hitto
I would prefer the lethal :3 over the :3 that is useless against bosses tbh.