Dearest Sup Forums

Dearest Sup Forums

Please stop meme magicing the end of the world. We're getting scared.

xo,
/x/

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NO BRAKES

Also post more X-tan she a cute.

Sorry

Fuck off

Kek wills the utter destruction of everything


RETURN TO THE SOURCE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Pass, love /k/

Sorry, Kek has no brakes. We couldn't stop it if we wanted, and we certainly don't want it to.

Some of us just want to watch the world burn.

Stop?
>Gazes around
There is no stop.

stick to your bitch /an/ for all I care.

Come on Pookie !

/X/ LEAVE NOW I'M COMMUNING WITH KEK

ASHES TO ASHES

Its too late. It was always too late. Herald and bear witness, /x/

We have begun third impact

>Implying any of us legitimately care about saving this gay-ass planet.
Kek will cleanse all. These hapenings are but a taste of the power of meme magic (chaos magic).
Praise Kek.

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Stop with your Jewish ebola indoctrination please.

Let chaos reign

Needs more magic missiles and lightning bolts of kek

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>Please stop meme magicing the end of the world

At least you understand the underlying archetype Sup Forums worships.

Just remember that destruction is a necessary part of the cycle of growth. The world is standing deadwood blocking the sunlight, it needs a fire to have it blossom once more.

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It's funny to look back on.

Why can't you /x/ fags put in effort?

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The meme train don't stop for no one

Kek lives

There's no stopping this train

Kek wills it

SUMMON HIM.

DO IT NOW.

ACCELERATE THE MEME MAGICK THAT IS BUILDING UP IN THIS WORLD.

BRING KEK INTO THIS PLANE - SUMMON HIM SO THAT HE MAY CLEANSE THE EARTH

BRING FORTH YOUR KEK'S.

SUMMON HIM

DO IT NOW.

BRING HIM FORTH

SUMMON HIM

GRANT HIM A TRULY PHYSICAL FORM SO HE CAN INITIATE THE PENULTIMATE HAPPENING.

>When unto thee comes a feeling,
drawing thee nearer to the darker gate,
examine thine heart and find if the feeling
thou hast has come from within.
If thou shalt find the darkness thine own thoughts,
banish them forth from the place in thy mind.

>Send through thy body a wave of vibration,
irregular first and regular second,
repeating time after time until free.
Start the WAVE FORCE in thy BRAIN CENTER.
Direct it in waves from thine head to thy foot.

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
. Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

>Call to the SPIRIT OF LIGHT through the Space-Time,
using these words and thou shalt be free:
"Fill thou my body, O SPIRIT OF LIfe,
fill thou my body with SPIRIT OF LIGHT.
Come from the FLOWER
that shines through the darkness.
Come from the HALLS where the Seven Lords rule.

>Name them by name, I, the Seven:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
and SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--Nine.

>By their names I call them to aid me,
free me and save me from the darkness of night:
UNTANAS, QUERTAS, CHIETAL,
and GOYANA, HUERTAL, SEMVETA--ARDAL.
By their names I implore thee,
free me from darkness
and fill me with LIGHT

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

how dare you u say these things in the temple of kek

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YOU ALREADYYYYYY KNOW HOW IT WILL END

Do what thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law... Kek is the Law. Love under Kek.

I-I dunno Britain, you su-sure it's ok to do real majick?

What the fuck do you think we put those rocks in a god damn circle for?

No. We've been dead for so long. This is all that let's us feel.

The best thing /x/ can do is to join in, add their power and accelerate the meme magic. The powers are strong this week, it's the perfect time to start something new.

The big question is, what will we wish for next?

Kek wills it

>implying there aren't /x/philes here too. OP is probably just some faggy wiccan.

Calm down, we invented magic. We know what we're doing.

How do I summon Kek? How do I know if I'm worthy?

it's already done

No, we're only getting started. This is merely the beginning, just wait and see. We told you so all along and you didn't believe.

No.

Not how it works. Kek is the embodiment of chaos, he does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants. You don't get to invoke him like some two-bit abrahamic genie, he shows up as and when he feels like it.

Dear, Swedish child, you are already worthy. As Kek flows through you so do the memes, and as the memes flow through you you become the memes.

"As the spider weaves its thread out of its own mouth, plays with it and then withdraws it again into itself, so the external unchangeable Lord, who is without form, without attributes, who is absolute knowledge and absolute bliss, evolves the whole universe out of Himself, plays with it for a while, and again withdraws it into Himself."

PRAISE BE TO KEK!

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>tfw you become a cuthulu cultist because of a Mongolian cake baking forum
Huh

Truest gospel

PBUK

This is necessary.
This Age must come to an end. It has reached its peak.
The world must be shaken and the mistakes we've made must change.
It's time to start over again.
We'll be further along this time so it's not a true reset. This is an opportunity for us to let ourselves grow to become equal to our technology.
If we don't we'll start to regress.

There is no success without succ
Checkmate, kukfags

Cultist is a good job mate

It's challenging work

Indoors

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>POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT:

Its all good fun, until it comes to your door, you fool. It will. It always does. That is the nature of chaos magick. It is absolutely unavoidable.

Is that a trap wearing the leggings?

>FBI leaks and Clinton hearing
>BLM riots and Dallas shootings
>Euro Truck Simulator 2017
>Turkroach coup d'etat

One thing after another after another. We're barely able to digest what the fuck just happened before the next big happening happens. What the fuck is going on here?

>rejects Sup Forums
>chooses degenerate boards instead
>"help me i'm scared now tee hee hee"

FUCKING ROASTIE GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bullshit. If that happens to you, its your own fault for fucking with something you haven't learned enough about yet.

We have kissed the prince of frogs. Soon we will marry.

/x/tan is one of my many waifus

WWIII Will happen next week

Trump will become president.

Kek wills it

RIDE NEVER ENDS

KEK VULT IT

Not much missed here.

From 'Merica with I don't really miss you, /k/

Unironic blessings from [esForce], meme magic will prevail

praise kek

What? You can LARP all you want, but the first thing most people learn about Chaos Magick is the most fundamental: The quip of the Djinni. Be careful what you wish for. If you do not anticipate Chaos to feedback, it will, as it only follows chaos. You idiots here have no idea what you're doing.

Praise Kek for #NiceTruckMohammed

FUCKING /X/ LEAVE

WE HAVE LONGED FOR THE FIRE FOR MANY YEARS

it's already too late.
the fire rises.

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE MEME TRAIN

FROGS FOR THE FROG GOD

MEMES FOR THE MEME THRONE

And when your fire burns you, who will seal it? Not us.
Ignorant fools, all of you.

That's why he likes Sup Forums. We too are agents of Chaos, in that we constantly seek happenings and the upheaval of the status quo. This, combined with our worship, pleases him, and he occasionally throws us a bone.

>Using the ultimate power of meme magic for destruction

Why