He doesn't have a driver's license

>he doesn't have a driver's license

Enjoying being a virgin.

>have a driver's license
>doesn't have a car

>icons

Same here.
Otherwise feel good to watch porn with a real dick inside, not a disgusting cut dick like in american porn

>le iz feel le tres tres good zo zee a porno movie wiz zus a nize beniz in it, i wan zo zuck it and zen zurrender inzize ze lovely forezkin

absolute state of the french

t.marrocan diaspora cut in Holland detected

Indeed, a good cock is better to watch in hetero porn

>tiny american dick

top kek

>yu muz be a morrocain ozerwize you wuz alzo zuck on le pénis oui oui je surrenderé

No need in such for a urbanite.
Uncircumstanced dicks looks disgusting. Like a pieces of fat on delicious pork chunk. Absolutely no need in that.

t. urban penis expert

>have a car license
>have a car
>still a virgin

I hope this meme becomes popular, NEED to be bullied like americans

Lol what's your problem

Je me rends in french, "sur" is too much. Rend is the main thing, just that anglo speak a badly french when they use french words.

t.Tchechen detected, I thought Putine destoyed you in toilets. he said this at the TV in 2000s.

>oui oui zhat pénis looks tres tres appétissant i wanz zo enculer zis pénis oui oui surrendere

>uncut

you wouldnt suck it if its uncut?

do you really want to incur the wrath of the french foreskin fanatic front (FFFF)?

>No need in such for a urbanite.
>tells me i'm Chechen
Sacre blue miss yo

>orders a hooker
>films the middle aged woman sucking his tiny dick
>posts it on several Sup Forums boards

i don't need one. i just drive without it.
my dad's a cop.

Manuel Ferrara dick on internet. Uncut and best porn male actor

>toyota

found the kikes

*Bullies you*

Small benis :DDDDDD

>bitch doesn't know how to give head

That webm was painful to watch

It's not that small in fact, it's just that the guy does not have a boner. Mayby because of the stress, camera presence etc

>yall just know id finna give dis dude better head yallknowmsayin

HAAAHHAHHAAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FROG'S LANGUAGE

That's half my flaccid size. It's pathetic.

WTF I HATE THE n*Therlands now! ;__;

she looks like my ex

I have a dick myself so of course I could give better head than any woman.

Post pics x

She did it literally perfectly even sucked his dirty sweaty balls. Shame that dude aint even got a boner.

I deleted all the pics when she dumped me.

Don't know. i'm 18-19 cm fully erection but in flacid It's like I have a micro penis.

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