What do you take in to the cinema?

What do you take in to the cinema?
>large sweet popcorn
>large coke
>bag of Minstrels

I just take water and a can of celery sticks

You're not a fatass, are you?

Nothing because food distracts you from actually watching and noting the movie. If you eat whilst in a theater, you are obese.

I miss eating sugar

Pepsi and salty popcorn with butter

t.not a faggot.

ITT: Europoors who can't afford to buy delicious concessions

>Pepsi
>Not a faggot

Large popcorn drenched in butter, with some water to not get thirsty.

A large coffee
A bottle of water

If I feel naughty a bag of sour patch kids.

on my own - nothing because i'm paying and it's overpriced

if it's round lunchtime - nachos

if someone else is paying - bag of sweets, maybe a drink

if it's an indy theatre - popcorn

Actual butter? That would be sticky and messy. Just use sugar or something.

With family: Popcorn with no butter because my parents are giant faggots about butter
Without family: Actual popcorn

popcorn and water purchased at walmart

ITT: Ameriburgers who can't go 2 hours without grazing

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Europoor who's legitimately interested in buttered popcorn. No bullshit nationalism, from this one, I don't care.

Anyway: doesn't it make the popcorn all soggy?

Imitation crab meat and some vodka

crab legs

>going to movies with parents
>ever

kys

I'd take all this if I lived in the us, as I just watch the movies I know will be amazing, here it's almost 10 bucks just the ticket.

>Being this fucking mad
Lel enjoy pic related or whatever the hell else you eat to prevent starvation
No

Crab legs and a large Coke Zero

>Not spending time with your family
Kys

Not really, then again popcorn is best eaten quickly while it's still hot.

Me?
1. Fifteen potato salad sandwiches on Hawaiian rolls in a ziplock bag
2. Large Tupperware container of scrambled eggs & Mac and cheese with hot dog. Plus a hint of Tabasco for that little kick. (Two spoons, one for the wife)
3. Eight hardboiled eggs (still in shell to preserve flavor)

>Jimmies legit rustled
>accuses others of being mad

kek/10

there is a bar next to my local theater. before the show i will usually have two or three beers and some chicken wings. during the show usually two more beers

dirty panties i stole from laundromat

smell that sweet pusy smell while watching superhero movie

LISSEN ERE YOU FACKIN KANTZ IF OI DOEN GET FACKIN DABS ROIGHT PRONTO I'LL SET THA FACKIN DAWGS AWN YEZ

>Still giving me (You)s
Insists he's not mad while furiously struggling to have the last word
Your inferiority complex is showing lad

I smuggle in a couple of these

Used to take sweet caramel popcoen, but shitplace where I moved to doesnt ha e that. Noe I buy few cans of Gordons Gin & Tonic, maybe a bag of skittles in a supermarket near and smuggle them in.

>so much damage control
>even has a pic related to prove how much he doesn't care

Whew lad

>He's so weak from being a starving Europoor that he can't hit 2 extra buttons to add a picture
Keep proving my point bud

Popcorn and Coke. Any less and you're a poorfag. Any more and you're a fat fuck.

>getting buttery crab meat over your fellow movie goers

you are the cancer killing the theater industry

>can't go 2 hours without popcorn and coke
>not a fat fuck

Ok ameriburger, whatever you say

>Not living in America.
>Not having a full 5 course meal while you watch capeshit.
>Europeans must have a real hard time.

It's not that I can't go 2 hours without eating you mong. Popcorn is literally part of the movie going experience. It adds to the aesthetic and atmosphere of the whole thing. When I plan on seeing a movie I eat less so I can make room for the popcorn. As for the Coke, nothing else goes good with popcorn IMO so it has to be that.

>he doesn't build a retaining wall around his seat to catch the overflow

I live in America and this triggers me. How fucking uncomfortable. Imagine all the shit smells you get in there between the different smells mixing in the air plus all the post meal gas that will inevitably show up.

Fucking disgusting.

A flask full of whiskey

movie popcorn was a jewish invention to sell animal feed at 100 times the price

Dr Pepper and wine gums. Sometimes I will swap out the Dr Pepper for a cherry coke.

I mostly eat and drink before the movie though. I get there super early so I can take the best seat and then I sit for like 30 minutes before the ads and just eat and drink and get comfy.

>When I plan on seeing a movie I eat less so I can make room for the popcorn.

No you don't you fucking fat American cunt

>bringing food that smells awful

You are cancer

>crab legs
>anvil
>falcon food
>spare towel, the ones provided at the showers suck

>Pulls out Natto on bread

Same as any other theatre desu. It's just not 7$ popcorn and hotdogs. It's real food that's at least bar quality if not better.

Who vomited on your bread user?

I usually get a large soda and two hot dogs. and then during halftime break I get a refill and a box of candy to last me through the rest of the film

Wtf is sweet popcorn?

...

Sweden is pushing for $15 for a ticket, it's insane.

>extra large popcorn
>large coke
>bag of M&Ms

Kek

food tubes aka burritos have been specifically designed by mexican kinoscientists in the goal of creating the perfect theater food

there is objcetively no better choice

actually i can eat whatever i want and not put on any weight because my metabolism is fucking amazing.

haha btfo

so it'd smell faintly like a restaurant? what's the problem? restaurants smell delicious

and dont tell me people dont already fart in the theaters cuz i personally ensure that's not true

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>theater food
>delicious

Pick one

Surprisingly no. The "butter flavor" that you can either goosh on yourself or let them put it on for you is really just thickened oil with salty flavors. The "plain" popcorn is popped in similar kind of oil, so it's pretty buttery-tasting and salty anyway.

The extra "butter" topping is disgusting, in my opinion. It doesn't make the kernels soggy, but when you bite into one that got a bunch of it, it sort of explodes all of this oil in your mouth.

The gods of deliciousness

May as well put on a trip, your samefagging is obvious.

well EXCUUUUUUSE MEEEE mister fancy pants

>it sort of explodes all of this oil in your mouth.

That's the best

you sound like a real wet blanket

The definitive soda scale.

you forgot the best

It's amazing the cognitive dissonance that Europoors engage in when it comes to how shitty their socialist bread line countries are when it comes to matters of food. "Oh, hurshna dershna I never eat fucking popcorn, the international movie snack, at the the movies. Too expensive and it is forbidden by the Quaran, Al-Shada Achkabar-Allah."

Popcorn. Soda/Water/maybe tea or lemonade. That's movie snacks. No celery. No government-approved rations from the Crown. No lobster dinners. No chicken tendies or nachos. Popcorn and maybe candy. That's fucking it.

It's not hard.

>its an american can't stop eating and silently watch a film for 2 hours thread

fucking fat fucks

generally a 200 ml bottle of Jameson

I'm an American and I agree with their attitude. Eating food during a movie is fucking sad and gross to look at. Surely you can stop eating for 2 hours in the day to try to maybe focus on the movie in front of you. The only people who are devout popcorn eaters are megaplebs because sitting through their dogshit Marvel trash requires no attention and so eating is obviously the only thing the sad fucks in there want to do while they watch their boom booms

here in south america people just buy the popcorn but most of the time leave the fucking box full and or spilled in the theaters.

One big box of popcorn and share with 3 friends. And maybe a soft drink or water.

nothing beats a home cooked meal

>butter on popcorn

I thought that was a meme, do amerifats really eat that?

Do Eurofats really eat mayo on pommes frites?

As a Canadian I have to endure watching my fellow citizens eating fries drenched in gravy and cheese curds all the time. It is vile.

where are the crab legs

Actually both are superior to fucking ketchup. If you've gotta lubricate greasy fries, more grease is the way to go.

You know, that was 'created' from trying to find what the cheapest possible meal was. No one actually eats toast sandwhiches

Only seafood is Alaskan Cod, Pan Seared Salmon, Shrimp Cocktail, or Garlic Fried Shrimp at my local theater bar sadly.

>always ask for salty/sweet mixed popcorn
Am I autistic?

A theater near me actually serves drinks and food while eating. Pretty sweet, can get expensive, especially if ordering alcohol. They have a system where you put a card up and a waiter comes by and takes you order. I can order anything really, sandwiches, fish, steak, hamburgers, pizza, normal menus stuff. But they do mark up the prices.

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>no crab legs

i want to speak to the manager now

>ask for salty popcorn
>TOO salty
>ask for sweet popcorn
>TOO sweet
>ask for coke
>70% ICE

A pocketful of lifesaver mints and cough drops

A bucket of Chairman Maomix

Did somebody say "Minstrels"?

I live in the US and not only are the tickets expensive (unless matinee hours) the price of the theater food has gone up a shitton

the prices seem to be increasing rapidly everywhere

Usually just a pocket burrito

Close but no cigar faggot

Why does the hot dog not get a purple bubble?

Yeah, I'd never pay that much though. It's gotta be parents getting food for their kids or fatties willing to spend $6 on a hotdog.

Large Sprite and Reese's Pieces, plus chicken tenders if the theater serves food.

Nah kettle corn is kino corn

>Not eating festive seasonal snacks at the movie house

Jelly beans or Peeps in spring
Candy corn in fall
Sunflower seeds in summer
Snowcaps in winter

A medium coffee - Black.

A notebook and pen. I only see a film in theaters if I think it's intellectual enough to even warrant paying for the ticket. I'll wait 2-3 weeks after it's out to filter out the most of the plebs and braindead morons who flock to movies for """""fun""""". Usually means minimum talking and I don't have to hear fools messing with wrappers/chewing loudly while I try to educate myself.