Who wants a fortune reading?
Rules
>posting pic of waifu will result in a read on your personality
>dubs gets told to fuck off
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to be made
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per faggot
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>side effects include hopelessness, possibility of being eaten, evisceration, incarceration, addiction to drugs, extreme diarrhea, suicidal thoughts or death
tonight it's stormy outside... and inside
I'll bite, here is my waifu
Tonight's slow, but chill. Let's hear what's what.
Shit can't get any worse, might as well see what could be in store
Yeah northeast coast been getting fucked by storms
>your fortune says the path to understanding starts with the most mundane later making up a big picture
Glad you came user
>your personality says there's not much to life but you and those close to you. Your apperance is the last thing you want to be judged. Confiding in others is a difficult task due to being the last thing on anyone mind.
Yeah it's slow but better than nothing
>you are the type who knows how to bring people together. You like to let things settle on their own and look towards enjoying as much you can.
Saying that makes it even more worse user.
>your personality thinks too far ahead leaving your present unplanned and in shambles. You get anxious easily and fail to ease tense situations. People leave you as the scapegoat of matters that involed a lot more then one person.
Man you lucky I just noticed your dubs right now
Fuck off dyke!
i'll never find the bigger picture until i kms
i know rules are rules, but m-maybe there is a way?..
It’s boring as hell. Let’s see what I get.
Even if that happens what you know won't be good use to anyone especially a corpse
I mean you can talk here if you want. I have a bit more up my sleeve then just telling fortunes
Hey you get a free fuck off! with a side of loli
i'm not good at talking!
also, i have posted before in your threads but used different characters
what does that say about me?
anything become useless with me, dead or alive.
Nothing if you want my honest opinion I read a waifu you post and give it my best try. Nice talking to someone who been here before
The reason I said it was useless is because you be dead nigga.
I'm at the end of my life, I think.
i like and appreciate your honesty
honest people are the best people
seriously, being honest is the best thing a person can do
What makes you ponder on that question user?
>you are stuck inbetween the lines of reality and delusion. You feel tired of perfuctory routines and desire escape from your current situation. The answers you seek exist but must be found the hard way.
Well it's ok to lie at times but honesty is a rare trait to find
You're the one who didn't understand.
Now, tell me what you think about this.
People who realize how much human beings love to discriminate can never trust anyone. Like, let’s say someone's friend is being victimized by some group. It’s one person versus many. Now obviously, the right thing to do is to stick up for the friend. But the average person wouldn’t do that. They would go with the group. Human beings crave to belong to a group. They don’t even care who the group is. All that matters is that they have a group and that people are with them. What kind of group it is doesn’t matter at all. It doesn’t have any meaning or value. And once you realize this cruel fact, it’s impossible to trust people.
i personally find even small lies to be very destructive, they don't just disappear, they are like bombs that can go off any moment
maybe this is just my guilt talking
Yooo you laying all this down on me?
Yeah you seem to be the honest person maybe I can trust you more then most people
i didn't say i was honest
i'm super not honest
and i always feel guilty and miserable
if you're a honest person, please keep being that way
I honestly wouldn't trust myself Ok now that I read your rambling haven't you heard of safety in numbers?
yeah but it's too basic and obvious
Her tears give me joy.
True im just really enjoying myself right now
It's always funny when a baka cries
>your fortune says insanity takes over when the clock stops working the way it's suppose. But despite all its fault it's still called a clock
i think i can trust you
so i will trust you until i'm proven otherwise
but for now, goodbye
and have a nice thread
here is my waifu plz help me marry her
You too
I thought you ponyfags died let's see if they still enforce the rules
Everything I've worked to create is turning to ash and everyone I've tried to better who has succeeded has disappeared and evryone who hasn't is being vile and destructive to what I've been trying to do.
I haven't felt anything in years, but I feel as though it's all ending. Why not. It's been terrible so far and there's no one I want to save.
If only you were a fortune maker. No that's wrong, it isn't your fault, more like, if only there were some magic in this world. Only bland & boring reality
You need a hug or something
Looks like im reading makase
>your personality has intellect and prioritizes efficiency. You apply that thought to everything but emotion is irrational and that's somthing you can't work with at all. The way you are make some uncomfortable and the people who are uncomfortable or envious in some instances had been a major part of your life being the main cause of your insecurities
Just need acid
Gimmie Dat fortune
lmao big yikes for me and
No I need a bullet.
Whoo! thinks was him...!?
You faggots aren’t even trying anymore
Of course
>your fortune says expect to be spammed with messages all saying gay
I hope you find some happiness at least
I've been hoping that every moment I've been alive, but the few moments came and went with no longevity. It's all so agonizing.
Here’s mine-
Why would you do this to me user
Mkay
Next time you make a thread, could you add 'spontaneous immolation' to the list of side effects? Plz and Ty
She is like a flower with torn petals
>your personality unable to find love is prone to harm itself for reasons that you don't see. You want something that has meaning and purpose but that seems unlikely for now
Because all I saw was gay dude but don't worry everyone on Sup Forums is a fag for using it in the first place
Here
user are you god? Why is this so accurate
Hey, why not?
What does the fortune cookie say
I just wanna get some sniper pussy
All I see is a goddess
>your personality is full of energy and love for the next thing. Many people are surprised to see you like this at your age but don't make a big deal out of it out of respect. You talk to people younger then you more than those your own age.
I could probably do spontaneous combustion
>you have tons of confidence but all that is often put without plan. You benefit more if you thought a bit more rationally but nothing more needs change
Why would God be talking to you online?
>your personality can be explosive yet kind all being based on mood. You are lacking in skill and intelligence but find ways to make do. Thid method doesn't leaving you at desperate measures to survive
Where my dubs at
Read my palm and give me my fortune
since the high fortune teller take too much time here's a fast shit throwing
you think the "heart" is the most important thing for a human being and it get you easily hurt
you tend to overlook what other do while easily blaming yourself
you would like to spend more time with your friend but you are afraid of them discovering your bad side
you're act frail and timid while hiding an dangerous beast inside of you
frank and straightfroward you still hide anger and sadness in you
you get easily bored and search for the thing or someone to enlighten your life
I see this user is a admirer of the blonde master race.
>you have nothing to hide for you know who you are and like to find out the most you can about someone. You like to go after those that are harder to get but will tolerate no bullshit from anyone
Nice another tsugu user
>your personality has nothing to say but instead settles on having been noticed. Being boring isn't so bad in your mind as long someone remembers you
It says fuck off
Shut up Nez
The lieutenant is quality waifu material
>your fortune says despite your aim and precision lack of resources left you fucked
Looks like you got no dubs nigga
Ok send me a picture of your palm
Is that you schizop? If so you are a faggot and welcome to my thread
Tell me about myself.
Of course not.
I can tell you that being in the dark won't help you with your looks.
>your personality is the one to get picked on the most. You are a loser but don't worry you ain't retarded so you can do something but won't
I might know who you are but I won't mention more then needed
Can I know about my love life
fukkin dingleberry
I'm going to bed, have fun with your thread.
Later drunkie now get your smelly ass out of here
Purple Heart.
Hit me.
No 99 means fuck off double baka
I'll hit you with my last reading
>your personality is all about doing their best especially for what you believe and love. Hope motivates and encourages you to go on. Your weakness is lack of attention which results in having to fix your problems in the end
Im out night thread
Good night, user.