WTF SHIT IS GOING DOWN HERE AT ADELAIDE ARMY IS PATROLLING DOWN MY STREET

WTF SHIT IS GOING DOWN HERE AT ADELAIDE ARMY IS PATROLLING DOWN MY STREET

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I am in Adelaide, and i can confirm jets are flying overhead, they're loud as fuck.

>Adelaide
Nobody cares...

Just wait, it's going down Australia wide, i can feel it.

Must be killing Emus again its nothing don't worry pal

If i wasn't tripping rn, i would know if you were ireland or italy

Brisbane here, the Story Bridge is blocked, hearing loudspeakers

What the fuck is going on

Melbourne here, I just farted

I'm a potato nigger

Nothings happening here yet

Evidence?

Can an any Aus bro give details

Update shit is going down in Adelaide, hear alarms like it's Marshal law or some shit

>Must be getting raped by Emus again

ftfy

Anything else? Any helis?

Shitposting Kanganiggers? Anybody going to post something other than words?

post to vocarro pls

Emus are back to finish you off.
WW3 is upon us and straya will be first to fall.

Pic of some place down from the bridge apparently

I will take a pic of the helicopter next time they fly by, they're gojng fucking fast though

Brisbanefaf here.

Chinese ships spotted on the horizon
what do

I'm in Anaheim also
Can confirm!

stop posting these fake happening threads you god damn faggots

How big are the ships? Are they carriers or destroyers?

Told'ya

I'm in Perth and a horde of aborigines has just very slowly stumbled up the hill to occupy the state parliament

WHAT'S THE DETAILS?

Cruisers

New York here. Men from space are holding the entire city captive. They fucked me in the butt hole.

London here, my local pub just closed WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING EMU WAR 2

>hearing loudspeakers

..."come from a land down unnderrrr"...

WHOOSH KABOOM

RIP in pieces Anonanus

UPDATE IN ADELAIDE AIR FORCE JETS ARE FLYING VERY LOW LIKE 40 METRES OFF GROUND, THERE IS LIKE 4 OF THEM WTF, ALSO ALARMS GOING OFF

I have a update in adelaide, I'm not joking shit is happening

>4 OF THEM
All 4? Must be srious if the whole Air Force has been deployed. Keep us posted user.

Go back to bed. Everything is okay and normal. There are definitely no Emus and always remember, China is our greatest ally.

Emu fence down!

Run for your life!

Update, tank just rolled down my street infront of a truck and a armored vehicle, i heard 3 gun shots as well

ANY TORONTOFAGS IN HERE?

TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT SHIT

KANGAROO CAVALRY MAKING MOVES UP IN DARWIN

Calm your farm m8.

army.gov.au/Our-work/Major-exercises/Exercise-Hamel-2016/What-is-Exercise-Hamel

>that feel when Straya could be in flames but no one believes them because of their shitposting history

IT'S PETER AND THE WOLF ALL OVER AGAIN

Heard it, can confirm.

HOLY FUCK!! PAULINE'S HAD A TASTE OF POWER NOW SHE'S MAKING HER MOVE!! FUCKING ALL HAIL THE TOP SHEILA!!!

Pls xplane.

God-tier shitposting Aussies, but this burger sees through the ruse.

I'VE GOT RELATIVES IN CANADA

THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID A GAY PRIDE PARADE FLOAT IS RUNNING OVER CARS

STAY SAFE LEAFS

Adelaide?

Massachusetts here. Martians being protested by BLM. Reports of a Dindu hit by lazer for trying to steal spinner rims off flying saucer.

This nasally voiced ranga will protect us from the deadly assault trucks.

Tomorrow When The War Began

Something big is going down. The internet seems to be effected also. Feels like im on dial up. Oh wait, it was always like that. Never mind.

Can confirm - posting from Perth, as usual...
Pretty much fuck all going on.
Just like yesterday.

I heard there is an abo uprising .

BS, you dont have streets, abo.

Illinois here. Someone just nuked Chicago.

Radelaide.

UPDATE!!!!!!: Got picture proof of happening

Yeah, We've had military copters doing flights though Melbourne since last year.

I think its just in case terror happens.

New York here

Erdagon has landed, Obongo has welcome him with an open asshole. All Raid cans will now be banned.

Looks like the cleanup the day after the Mardis Gras in Sydney

Happening in WA. Could be nuclear

>image name says (((screenshot)))
Go burn in the desert ausfag

>ADELAIDE

i actually thought that was new zealand for a while

does anything happen there?

I'm use to that, it's not like that, there's army on every corner, more and more. SHTF

>Brisbane here, the Story Bridge is blocked, hearing loudspeakers

>What the fuck is going on
Your Islamic masters are taking charge. That's the call to prayer, infidel.

Don't make me kek m8, it's early here & I'll wake up the missus and kids.

G-g-g-greeting fellow Sandgroper?

You kangaroo niggers are incorrigible

LA HERE
THERE'S NIGGERS IN MY KITCHEN
THEY'RE EATING THE BREAD
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT PENIS AND EATING MY BREAD
FIVE HUNDRED JETS JUST FLEW THROUGH MY WINDOW

dude wtf my city just got nuked???!

DONT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT

Sydney here, streets are covered with muslims.
Business as usual.

A small number of disturbed individuals do not represent all emukind. #illridewithyou

Are there Muslims in Sydney?

it's heaps good

FUCK YOU SHILL!!!

EMU/CHINK AXIS SHILLS OUT IN FULL FORCE

Begun the war on shitposting lads

I know this is probably a troll but No it isn't?

JESUS CHRIST
I WAS WONDERING WHY DAD WASN'T HOME
Just saw his fucking APC unit on a livestream

I can't believe he didn't tell me. I know you're not supposed to, but..

CRICKEY MATES, THE EMU ARMY IS STAGING A MILITARY COUP IN BRISVEGAS

Trust me, shit is going down

AUSTRALIAN COUP PLZ, I NEED ATLEAST ONE SUCCESSFUL COUP BEFORE I CAN SLEEP

>hearing loudspeakers
Dole check day yesterday m8, that's just the abos down the street getting the party started after their first bag of goon.

Buddy texted me from Perth.

>IT'S A BLEEDING DROPBEAR INSURRECTION DOWN HERE!

>PETER AND THE WOLF
You mean The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Peter and the Wolf is a musical performance, you cultured faggot.

BUT WHAT ABOUT TOOWOOMBA

How is NZ holding up?

>not screenshotting your own pics on mobile to remove the exif data quickly before posting

Sure smells summer in here

Can you smell emu droppings?

Sharia law happened. Have some mint tea infidel.

They are returning from Exercise Hamel you spud.

Winter's coming for you chink

I warned you fighting carp was a bad idea

OH FUCK VICTORIA HERE
THE DROPBEARS ARE RIDING THE E US SEND HELP SEND HE

Alice Springs report in yet? Or are the abos just stealing your shit car to burn it in the middle of nowhere?

UPDATE, EMUS ARE ON A RAMPAGE

A leaf calling someone else "chink"....

I did post earlier - but then where's the HABBENING fun if its just an Army exercise?

I'm right near the city and I don't hear or see anything

If you hand over your women now, they may go easier on you.