You have 10 secs to pitch us your idea, user

You have 10 secs to pitch us your idea, user.

me on the back

two washed up directors, two one hit wonders and one hack? no thank you

Fuck that, I'm going on strike... again.

You should kill yourself probably

In my film, I play a man who controls the world with his mind. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. I've seen it all. And I do other stuff; like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.

Me. In a speedo. On the Moon. Max Landis' body floating in the distance. I'm hopping and hopping in my speedo with a flail in my hand towards him. I deftly make sure it does not crush my balls. I then reach him. I yell 'BATTER UP!' and home run him towards Earth, right into a helicopter.

Scorsese > Coppola > Lucas > De Palma > Spielberg

a gay chinese robot tranny nigger thinks he's a real human

>*pulls out sword*

You know I really start to see the distaste of those 70s film brats. They are suburban kids who took over hollywood.

The real directors of that era, Polanski, Kubrick, even Lumet, hell, even Woody Allen, were attempting to craft art on a level that had never been done before.

Seems like a comfy film.

I always wanted Scorsese to do a movie about the 90s hip hop scene in New York.

take a well known successful white character and make him black

A 80 fps 1620p rendition of the Rape of the Sabines.

white female detective, black male detective/cop

romance in season 3

boom 100% funding

BIG BUDGET CGI LOLI SOFTCORE

better forget about it, 4 of them are homos, anyway.

Titanic, but with reversed genders

what feelings are they trying to convey in this pic, apart from George who is always smug as fuck.

Students at a prestigious NE university create a tupla while working on an AI project involving a supercomputer.

It kills everyone but makes it look like the rogue AI did it.

i like this one better

Not his milieu

DePalma is confused thinking how the fuck did they let me in the place dressed like this

dumb as fuck

And I do other stuff, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and her clothes fall off instantly and she doesn't know what's happening, but I've seen everything.

Easy. Lord of the Rings Pixar Edition. They could make the characters look like anyone they wish and the "CGI" would be seamless due to the whole fucking think being CGI.

Its about a guy that can make women horny with mind powers

>tfw you pitch your idea but the only one who's interested in it is Lucas

only JC ever manages to appear more smug than George

Digging through the usual garbage, a long-secluded hermit find an interior design magazine, and, within his resplendent cave, realizes interior design is his calling. He moves to Manhattan and tries to become the best interior designer in the world. Little does he know that his years of anti-social practice will make adjusting to city life difficult, especially when he begins working with a female designer with ideas of her own...

Don't forget Sam Peckinpah.

Patrick Stewart pls

>The Sound of Life
>Directed by Steven Spielberg

>During World War II, Noah, a closeted homosexual Jewish musician, is sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp for challenging the Nazi party, and dedicates himself to protecting a young prisoner, Sira, while also reconnecting with his childhood friend Hugo, now a Nazi soldier also struggling with his homosexuality. As the Holocaust looms, Noah decides to write a final piece to leave as his legacy.

>Leonardo DiCaprio as Noah.
>Alexander Skarsgard as Hugo.
>Lupita N'yongo as Sira.
>Daniel Day-Lewis as Hiram, Noah's abusive father.
>Meryl Streep as Ana, Noah's absent mother.
>Cate Blanchett as Monica, Noah's suffering sister.
>Eddie Redmayne as Herschel, Noah's awkward assistant.
>Chiwetel Ejiofor as Leroy, Sira's husband.
>Tilda Swinton as Adolf Hitler.

It's about the Shoah, and how victimized we are! I need $50 million in financing stat!

The look in their eyes...

They'd make half of the cast black

This gave me an idea. Gender bent WW2. Just have most everyone be women fighting on the front lines. If you show any of the leaders, genderbend them. Only men will be nurses or civilians willing to eat out the women soldiers for a candy bar.

Yes, basically the outsiders w a slight chip on their shoulder, make way better art. The ones in that photo are all max normies who never really struggled in life.

What, no disabled trans character played by Ruby Rose? What kind of alt-right film is this?

We make porn with Daddario, roll movie exclusively in one place, ticket price 100$, full search on the entry, fucking nothing allowed. After 4 month of 24/7 theater realese we burn the tape, no DVD, no iTunes, people will have to pay

>(me) Uh yeah...well...uh, uh, it's about this little kid that meats an alien... um well... And the aliens a gangster, er, and psychic, I think, and it's set in outer space during a war... so, uh yeah and orange the color will be used frequently.

>(them) FUND IT!!!

Treasury dept. is looking for a den of German spies just weeks after Pearl harbor. But is one of the contacts a traitor?

Spielberg>Spielbergo

>Winner Best Picture
>Best Director
>Best Screenplay
>Best Actor
>Best Supporting Actress (Tilda vs Lupita)
>Best Musical Score
>Best Cinematogrpahy

10/10 oscar bait

Tron and Fast and the Furious crossover movie.

Robert Downey Jr after he gets killed off from Marvel becomes the lead billing of a reboot of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen as Sherlock Holmes in a sequel to Game of Shadows.

The Transistor, like the Transporter but with Jason Statham in a guitar amp.

>man can control world
>undresses women, commits mundane crime
Sup Forums never disappoints

scorcese doesnt fit into any of those categories

What if Jesus and Hitler had a baby? And what if that baby was born in Palestine and was set on a path to take over Israel?

And what if the only one who could stop him was a 5 foot 5 balding Jewish film executive that regularly bangs voluptuous Jewesses?

I've got a better idea. Initial D in the style of Tron with a soundtrack that combines Eurobeat and Daft Punk

Neither of them can be called one-hit wonders except for MAYBE Lucas.

Scorsese had like 6 great movies, some of them hits.
Coppola had exactly 4 great movies, and three of them hits.
Spielberg had like 6 great movies, and tons of hits.
De Palma had like 6 great movies, three of them hits.
Lucas had 5 blockbuster hits, and two of them were good movies.

The new king of a medieval kingdom learns that ruling is not just fun and games when the treasury runs out and he is criticized by the common folk for his tax policy.