You are this guy and a tourist start to mock you

You are this guy and a tourist start to mock you

wwyd?

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if they are Argentinian, kick them in the nuts because Falklands

*walks towards the camera*

lmao

"STAND BACK FROM THE QUEENS GUARD"
is what they say iirc.

>doing this IRL
Those guns aren't for show you know

if they got rid of those stupid ass hats they'd be taken more seriously

Nothing because I'm not allowed to actually carry any ammo by law.

MAAGE WAY FOR DA KWEEGARD

this... THIS.

m9...

they are not allowed to do anything you new world retards. as a child i would try to make them laugh but they were stone cold

Pretty based.

Those are actually working servicemen. The only difference from other squaddies is the uniform.

Not true, they are permitted to use force and language if there is an immediate threat present. Also they'll push you out of the way if you stand in the way of their marching lines.

well duh

that's not stupid though

So beautiful. Was he crying? No homo.

i'd unzip my dick and teleport behind him

I thought this very occurrence is why they are no longer posted

kms for being a wh*Te subhuman

Yelling "get back" at them as they always do. The moment I lay a finger of mine on them it would make an international and diplomatic problem and I'll end up behind bars so there are not many options for it.

If you actually attempted to run in the palace, what would they do?

Be jealous that tourists don't bother with my less relevant Canadian counterparts

I see you're more of a Household Cavarly kind of bloke.

They're legitimately trained and active soldiers, with most of them having done tours of the middle-east.

*blocks your pasta*

i'd quit being a lazy guard and join the SAS

OOOOO CAAAANAADDDAAA

Their guns aren't loaded though, iirc.

They are basically just carrying spears

They keep ammunition on them

*blocks your path*

/ourgirl/

Their armoury is /k/'s wet dream.

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I know. We haven't had a thread about them in a while. Good lads

Dutch outfits > British outfits

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZxL62L-8Nc

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Oh, I was gonna say I'd just bask in the smug knowledge of my superior position in life to some gawking foreign retard. Maybe make sure any pictured they took of me had me with a very condescending expression like a constanza at the bat meme.

Our royal guards have even dumber hats.

But they are militarized police and can move and arrest you.

based as fuck

*blocks your path*

I once took a pic with one, guy was kind enough to smile when we asked.
Also, they have loaded rifles and authorised to use them if you take it to that level.