Okay Sup Forums let's pretend you have a time machine

Okay Sup Forums let's pretend you have a time machine.
What are some things you would do with it.

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Take a shit in it.

fuck it till one of us breaks

All this power and you guys would just fuck it

i would cum in it

everything is about sex. except sex, sex is about power. I'm just cutting the middleman.

i would make sure that I never made contact with anyone over the age of 40 until i was 16. I grew up around older people and now i find everyone my age to be completely useless and offputting

Bust nuts in it daily, nonstop. Right after I nut I'd go back in time to right before I nut just so I could fuck it again over and over, nonstop. If I ever felt tired I'd go back in time a few hours to before I was exhausted and keep fucking it. If I ever got hungry or thirsty I'd time travel back a few hours or days to when I wasn't and then continue my unending assault on that time machine.

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Go back in time and become Google

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Kill the nigga who invented child support

go back to 1993 and tell my parents to invest in amazon and live a life of luxury today

Go back in time and rape my great great grandmother, then when her daughter is of age I would go back in time and rape her daughter. Then continue this cycle of raping my mothers until I am inevitably born with above average senses and super ability. Then I get rabies and slam my car as fast as I can into a wall, the effect is traveling backwards in time and I kill my father/me before other I rape my mother. Preventing my birth breaks me from the shackles of this universe and I no longer am bound to things like aging or death

So you would be living the same few hours over and over again l. What's the point

I would go see all the dead artists/bands that I love.

I see a few flaws in this

I'd go forward some thousand years, see if people got their shit together in the future.

Go fuck your self

non stop nutting

non stop nutting in that sexy time machine*

Fern collection.
And Rothschild type money laundering to secure a timeless secret greenhouse.

In reality you will only be nutting one time

So no world control no mutual benefit no knowledge of thing.
Boring

but for eternity, yet for no time at all. welcome to the nutzone

Not for eternity because time travel dont mean you dont age you will soon fade away and become old and die

I'm going to dedicate half my lifespan to nutting on your sleeping body

I would deliver to H. P. Lovecraft a copy of his latest biography near the time of his death, and then skip ahead a day or two to answer questions about it and the future.

Found the homosexual

You should tell him we took a picture of a black hole. That should get him sweating.

Wouldn't be better to just get laid or rape people.

Naw. I'd tell him about meme magic, and non-physical entities generated by combinations of human participants and technology.

are you tempting me to rape you

Well, you got a time machine. There's time for both I'd reckon.

Ain't rape of you like right

Go to jazz era New Orleans

Either that or take a shit in the streets of the British Raj

go back and stop the infinite porn threads

I'm surprised nobody have said
Buy a nigger
Do 911
Fuck my own mom
Nuke japan a third time
Sleep more

>go back to the birth of humanity and fuck all protohuman apegirls i find, becoming the real adam, father to all humans
>shoot some dinos of different species and arange them like they were fucking in some swamp that will be full of fossils by now

KILL HITLER!

I'd go back and prevent the GTA series from ever being created. I'd also kill Vanilla Ice and Eminem in order to destroy wiggers forever.

That might not lead to a better outcome.

Kill yourself, jew.

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Things I would do with a time machine:

>prevent OP from starting this thread, no one must know my secret
>travel to 1985 and watch Queen at Live Aid
>travel to 1956 and bang Audrey Hepburn
>check out the industrial revolution and see the sights
>see ancient Greece, attempt to bang an ancient Greek chick, maybe get stabbed
>see if the Black Plague was really THAT bad, possibly get sick, probably get stabbed
>see the Vikings, attempt to bang a Viking chick, almost certainly get stabbed
>go real far back, to pre-cambria, probably get eaten by some pre-cambrian fish with 18 tentacles and balls for eyes
>bang the time machine

I would become a trans, then look for me, and fuck myself so I can take over the universe

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First find those limits of survivability on earth then pretty much just learn all I can. Take photos. Reflect on it later.

I'd get financially comfortable on some long shot investments, then destroy it.

Boring af

Time travel will fuck you. It's not worth screwing with.

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that's why you fuck the time travel machine

Have unprotected sex with my grandma one last time

Go back to when I was born and kill myself

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