If you could kill any one Sup Forums poster, who would it be...

If you could kill any one Sup Forums poster, who would it be? It doesn't have to be a tripfag; just describe the poster's posting style, or maybe a favorite reaction pic of his.

>inb4 OP

Be less lazy, you fucks.

The pedo that posts mazouz threads

OP

That one guy from reddit

OP for sure

>hey mister... wat do?

If you mean that guy, I agree. He's a fucking faggot.

The guy who keeps insisting that Snyder and BvS is shit

it's not exactly a masterpiece, user

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

/trump/ general guy

The capeshit spammer

The fag who always asks questions to get (You)s

redditors probably

Abatap

I miss him, but I wouldn't "miss" him.

Pretty much this.

you 2 twice two times

Kinda ironic

People who don't reply to my posts

Pedoposter

The guy called "Anonymous"

the user on the left

the faggot who uses pictures of little chinese cartoons girls as avatars

The 40 year old knowitall who ruins every single star trek thread

Anyone who has ever posted the words "falcon", "anvil", or "bauman"

Nice iPhone faget

the user who always post "DROPPED"
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

Any pastaposter bot (it's probably all the one guy anyway)

krager

>iPhone

the one single remaining brap poster

The cuckspammers easily.