How to do i convince women to touch my penis ?

how to do i convince women to touch my penis ?

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>how to do i convince women to touch my penis ?

You make it a game, the penis touching game with blindfold, then you promise an ice cream treat afterwards.
Oh wait you said women, never mind.

Just run up to them with it flapping around while extending your legs and arms. Move at a quick pace and just flap that fuckin' thing in all directions. Maybe raise your eyebrows while you alien speed walk up to them.

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>Have a job (not required, but helps accomplish the tasks in this list)
>Shower/shave everyday
>Get a haircut every 2-3 weeks
>Work out every day
>Read books. Helps you communicate better.
>Study body language
>Dress nice, but don't overdo it. You should always be wearing clean clothes.
>Wear cologne, but only 1-3 sprays. 1 on the front of your neck, the other on the back of your neck, and lastly on your shirt/coat.

Option 2:
>Go to skipthegames.com and buy yourself a hooker

>skipthegames.com
thanks.
~OP~

/thread

just be yourself

If being himself isn't getting him laid now, it will not in the future. This is feel-good bullshit advice so that cunts can go on being cunts with a clear conscience.

works for me, maybe you aren't being the confident you

Lure them with candy, and then reward them with $$ and jewelry.

They will touch your penis all day long.

study personality types and see which ones they respond to and go with those. eventually they will open up to you physically as they feel comfortable.

there is no you. there is only the goal.

You should already be actively searching how to become a more 'rounded' man if you will. The number one way to attract women into your sexual life is to practice! A lot of men do not like to hear this. Simply go up to women you do not know *this is the key* and practice saying things to them. Get video and audio recording of yourself doing it. Learn how to attract women from youtube. The biggest part is that you become aware of how you make women feel. Do you stare in their eyes and make them weep with your confidence? If its your first time trying it, it will be weird hopefully. Thats a good thing. Practice practice practice. There are so many aspects of pickup i literally cant cover them all. but to sum it up these guys i know about from back in the day helped me. it was all free and all over youtube. their called "simplepickup" they released content called "project go" in which they would encourage their viewers to approach women in public and ask for their number. i always recommend you do this with the upmost respect and consideration. do not act like a baboon, do not be a joke or play games, be confident, honest and direct. tell her exactly what you want and why you want it. "I want your number, cause i think youre hot and I wanna take you out. Give me your number." if your cool calm and collected and practice a bunch, it doesnt matter, you're still gonna get rejected, so dont sweat and try your best, if you hit on ten girls, you might get laid that week by one of them. i would say if you go out everyday and practice what you find online, you will see results. be determined, but respectful.

>Find a girl thats interested in you specifically first fucking step
>Avoid others at all costs literally waste of your time
>get to know them and listen to them and be very considerate
>make their feelings spark up for you
>then stop talking to them as much
>she will likely lash out
>return a week or two later
>bitches feelings accumulated
>proceed to talking with her and see her
>then proceed to sexy time

this is gay and full of failure. go fuck some pussy op.

A girl once asked "what do you want" and I jokingly replied "succ me dik". And she did

Seems pretty gay and honestly full of failure

1. hygiene
2. regular and clean diet
3. moderate exercise regularly
4. regular and generous sleep schedule
5. being "very clean" makes girls horny, they love clean apartments and dorm rooms, especially scented...think pine trees or a freshly bleached bathroom, both reassuring you do the little things everyday.
5. look online for men that inspire you. I like people like James Bond, Kanye West and Frank Sinatra, you can look at them too and say "hey, i like the way he dresses, i like the way he carries himself." it's ok to take small aspects of peoples personalities and integrate them into your own. I mean, have you seen the way James Bond wears a tuxedo? come on!
6. You can practice your speaking by literally consciously telling yourself to do this everyday... speak with a downward inflection.
7. strong eye contact.
8. if you do something, own it. if you want to give her a hug, ask and tell her you like her, its so simple, body contact is a huge factor if you want to convey a message. you'd never hold hands with a friend if you walked to the park... youd never hold your hips together when you hug if you are just friends.
8. if you want to meet women, they exist everywhere you go. the mall, the grocery store, the universities, night clubs, bars, events like fairs, or music events or farmers markets, anything people go to you can go and meet them.
9. The Impromtu: "Hey, I saw you standing over here just now and think you're cute and i was wondering if I could have your name...." *Sticks hand out* "Hi im james" .... now at this point she should say hi and shake your hand and tell you her name.. then you be clear "so i want your number so i can call you and get to know you." its a 50/50 here folks, dont take it personally shell say "i have a boyfriend" 50% of the time, just say thank you and walk away, remember, respect commands all. be considerate. you're in public.
10. you are gonna fail, but remember, regret hurts worse that failure

i went from very little to no sex to as much as i want with the failure method dude, youre living in a scared life of regret, you dont have to believe me or trust me, but i know what im talking about

i hear you no pussy having ass virgins got every excuse in the fuckin book except for "i tried"

Actually, get audio recording if you repeating these lines and then just play that to them instead when you walk up to em.

this is gay. do a few ab crunches and some pushups, strengthen your core. get them to respond to something and they will let you in.

ya know what, fuck you pussies, im glad you dont get any hot girls, you dont fuckin deserve em, sit here and jerk off and contemplate mass shootings like the fuckin neck beard you are, last time i ever fucking write 5000 characters for you scumbags

"meh thats gay, i'd rather jerk off to trap furry porn all day on Sup Forums." fuk you cunt, you deserve this life

bye

Ha! Exactly! you fucking loser!

Listcrawler.com is WAYYYY better

Listcrawler.com is so much better!

this is just giving up. but, its not (not) an alternative. they know the game.

Fucking kek

Boy I gave up years ago. There's nothing in this hollow shell but cum my friend

You forgot 2 sprays, one underneath your balls and the other in you asshole, chicks fucking LOOVE a nice scented asshole.

be well.

All the comments trying to legit help are fucking plebs. Firstly, everyone can tell when someone is desperate for attention/friends/affection, and no one, except for others who are desperate, are going to be interested. And even some desperates dont like other desperates.

Don't use lines or model yourself after skmeone you see because that's fucking gay and fake, and you'll just end up with other gays and fakes.

Dont pretend to be have or done anything you haven't because that's obvious most of the time.

Actually, yeah. Do all those faggy things so you can end up with your faggy counterparts.

/thread

this is ideal, but you can realistically land any woman because they see whatever is shoved down their throats, and if you know what is shoved down their throats and can capitalize on that, you will be in a far better place. i want you shoved down their throats. women are fickle.