Hellman's is superior in every aspect and any person that prefers miracle whip is a faggot.
Hellman's is superior in every aspect and any person that prefers miracle whip is a faggot
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Enjoy your bland grease of a condiment.
Both mayo' and miracle whip are BtFO by yellow mustard. Sour is power.
Enjoy
miwacwe whip
Everyone with half a brain knows mayo is only spelled K-R-A-F-T. Fags.
i live in the UK the best thing Poland gave us.
Enjoy your retro style abortion condiment negro
Say what you want about the Poles but they do mayonnaise perfectly.
Is this true? My family's Chilean and we frickin LOVE mayonnaise. We're always in the top ten countries of annual mayo consumption.
I've found Berman's (from ALDI) Real Mayonnaise to be pretty fucking good mayo but I'd love a better suggestion.
Make your own mayonnaise and stopped being cucked by Big Condiment
>Step 1
Prepare two mixing bowls
>Step two
Crack 4 egg whites into one mixing bowl. Mix thoroughly, but not until frothy
>Step 3
Squeeze the juice of one lemon- removing seeds- into the other mixing bowl.
>Step 4
Slowly, little by little, mix the lemon juice into the egg whites
>Step 5
Remove pants and hang your cock into the bowl. Begin fondling slowly, and then rapidly
>Step 6
Mix well, refrigerate, and share amongst family and friends!
He's right. I only jack off with the real mayo
>No canola oil
fake
Based and coompilled
I prefer Dukes
Step aside faggots, the good condiment has arrived.
Lime has a good kick, but it doesn't fit with everything and leaves a bitter aftertaste
Imagine actually liking mayo.
Some people put literally a half-cup or more of mayo into their salads and sandwiches. I think that's fucking disgusting. If you have a nice hot roast beef sandwich with caramelized onions, tomato, lettuce, salt and pepper, on a toasted kaiser roll, a little bit of mayo just brings it over the top. Same thing with tendie dipping sauces.
No nigger
It's known as Best Foods out west
If a company calls itself Best Foods ill assume they sell the worst food.
I bet you half a paycheck that if you were blindfolded you wouldn't be able to taste the difference fuck your ethical chckens
youtube.com
y'all don't know about best foods?
>mayonnaise in general
Wat
>yellow mustard
>sour
Behold the only good thing from Estonia (our mustard is too mild in Finland). Best mustard by far.
penis?
Anyone over 10 lbs overweight should be banned from buying or possessing mayo.
Mayonnaise is spicy!
benis x-----DDDdd
t. corporal spurdo
You should work on your pallet if you can't taste ingredients.
Should also pay people for food, not chemical brain tricks. The ultimate cuck.
Mayonnaise is absolutely disgusting and the only good thing to come out of it is based ranch dressing
mayo is fucking inferior to honey
ur fucking raterdad. stay on twitch and fageddit.
Kewpie is the best.
fuck yes! Majonez is awesome. I also love "Sos Tatarski". It is quickly sold out where I live
Honey is inferior to bees
Mayo on burgers, sometimes sandwiches
Miracle whip on sandwiches, and for tuna/potato salad
Best Foods is better East coast faggot