How do we make skiing more popular as a sport?
How do we make skiing more popular as a sport?
thiccer bootys on the female skiiers and more close ups of those bootys.
and biathlon has to go back to using full power military rifle cartridges like in the old days. .22LR is weak. I have farts with more recoil than .22. they need to be shooting 7.62 NATO rifles.
BOOM I just increased the popularity of skiing and biathlon by 1000%.
She looks like a whore.
ban helmets, atleast in slalom
do it on waterslides
They are top qts
a ski hill is basically a frozen water slide
IED's at random times and intervals on the course,
It's already huge here, other countries are irrelevant. We will just fund it with our oil money if other countries stop giving a shit.
it is
fuckk off burger
btw ever seen Haga, she is qt
By appealing to poorfags which means we fucking don't.
Keep letting Diggins win
Make it snow in the third world
She's not a skier, she's a cross country racer. Much easier than skiing
ok, what if we give them pic related instead?
but I stand firm on the demand for more and thiccer female spandex booty.
Make them skii naked, then sexually harass them once they reach the finish line by feeling their butts.
we don't need to feel the butts you savage
just admire the thiccness from afar
plenty of thiccnes in xc skiing
>yfw the olympics will be produced entirely by korean pervs and not by kekked eurosoys
this tbqh
why every ski grill is hot lads?
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the koreans won't be able to control themselves
they're so used to seeing flat asian booty they won't be able to handle these phat ass white girls
allow me to pay some of additional money then to smell the inside of the girls snow boots she wears during when she skis
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skiing is the most alpha sport there is, golf and tennis are for plebs in comparison
it will never attract the poorfag brainlet crowd
>golf
>tennis
pretty low bar you're setting there, Mikko.
hnnng well that fucking ruined my day
y?
Based
Because who knows if I'll ever have such beauty in my life.
not with that attitude
ha ha
It's a hobby for a few people who live in mountains and a bunch of rich people who can afford to go there regularly
Almost all popular sports are easily accessible or at least relatable
It's expensive and hard to learn and not accessible to 99.99% of people it's not popular for a good reason
>tfw member of the greatest skiing nation on earth
feels good lads
Is Hermann Maier still going? Loved that dude
Build more mountains I guess. Flat chested countries like Britain will never like it
hnnng
>this girls will never give you a hug
why live?
Giant Slalom > Downhill > Super G > Slalom
Biathlon
POWER GAP
Giant Slalom
Downhill
Super G
Slalom
POWER GAP
Cross country
Snowboarding is better
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then skiing has to go there too because freestyle skiing exists
>How do we make skiing more popular as a sport?
Can you make it snow all year round in countries below the Arctic?
Super G
Downhill
Giant Slalom
Biathlon
POWER GAP
Slalon
Cross country
>3 versions of slalom
why
three very different versions of slalom. They aren't even close to each other. SuperG racers can rarely compete with slalom or giant slalom racers.
Downhill
Slalom
Giant Slalom
SuperG
Combiantion
Paralel Slalom/Giant Slalom (a joke comtetition created for normies)
He mostly stars in advertisements for banks nowadays. I personally think he's probably the GOAT Austrian skier. In terms of trophies and dominance over the competition, Hirscher probably beats him, but Nagano made Maier immortal. Not to mention how he recovered from his motorcycle accident, it's those comeback stories that elevate Maier over Hirscher who is essentially a scarily consistent autist.
Herminator and Mario Matt are the best austrian skiers
>land
there is a ball sport
>water
there is a ball sport
>sand
there is a ball sport
>ice
there is a leaf biscuit sport
>snow
NOTHING
yeah but they have the only sport with guns so
Nude skiing
nudity
needs more violence and potential for death
I'm wondering if I could become a cameraman for a big budget porn site. They all seem incompetent.
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and yes she died
curling is somewhat a flat ball
haha time for death slide
>Gernot Reinstadler
this was eviscerated when he crashed
you are really stupid, plain stupid
in russia her sports simply called skiing, or 'ski racing'
its a white sprots, so yeah, americans out
Well first things first, skiing isn't a sport.
explain why higher caliber rifles would be bad.
>also explain why you don't like female booty
you could play soccer or something in the snow if you wanted. snow volleyball? idk
>skiing is easier than skiing
???
It's not the same. Skiing uses wider skis while cross country skiers use very narrow skis. Basically is like comparing snowboards to skis. Cross country skiers also have to have a lot of stamina and not as much strength since they race for 20+minutes, while skiers especially downhill racers need a lot of strength to gain speed and to not fall during jumps.
but how can you say one is harder?
they use different equipment and the athletes train different skills. it's like comparing apples to oranges.
You try filming with one hand and masturbating with the other...
Well for one downhill skiers can get speeds up to 150kmh while the top speeds for cross country skiers are at best 35kmh. You try not shitting your self going into a corner at that speed on ice. There have been multiple deaths, paralyzations of skiers while there have been none for cross country skiers.
that doesn't mean it is harder. just more dangerous if you make a mistake.
>none for cross country skiers
no wolf or bear attacks?
I don't think the fencification of sport shooting is a good thing for sport in general.
Bad for historic continuity, bad for culture.
I thought faggots weren't allowed in Russia.
i want /k/ to leave
no
of course it's harder. Like I said you try swinging left and right at high speeds on ice on a 26-36% slope.
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the last real incident was in Vancouver games back in 2010 when our Petra Majdič fell into a hole. She broke her ribs, punctured her lung and couldn't breath without a tube. She still competed and won a bronze medal. People here joke that if she were an American there would already be a movie out.
wrong webm
you are still confusing difficulty with risk.
a downhill skiier doing cross country skiing would not be as good at it as a cross country skiier, and vice versa. they train for completely different things.
are you saying that the grueling training the cross country skiiers go through to build the endurance required to win is easy???
>you are still confusing difficulty with risk.
no I'm not. Cross country skiers have their slopes lines (pic related) made for them. It doesn't take extra skill. While skiers don't have their slopes made, they have to find the perfect line themselves. They need to figure out if they should ski on the curbs of their skis or if they should be aggressive going into a corner... Cross Country skiers only need stamina and strong arms and legs to push themselves.
>Cross Country skiers only need stamina and strong arms and legs to push themselves.
>"""only"""
yeah, they only need years of strenuous training and conditioning. easy.
this list is correct
Source? I'm too dumb to find it.
jesus have either of you raced xc? It doesn't take much skill to stay in the tracks. But you can't go too fast in the track. Sometimes you gotta get out and step. You can fuck your self up, but downhill is way more dengerous
More Aryan cuties
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Fuck off stoner plank.
Damn it, daaaaamn
let us have a bid for these socks that are worn by girls in the conpetition
American Football is a snow sport
this
if you want skiing to be more popular you need a time machine to stop snowboarding from being invented.
do you even have snow.
just sneak in the locker room and steal them
View from my house. You tell me?
shopped