Chelsea v Newcastle game thread

Chelsea
Starting XI : Caballero; Rudiger, Christensen, Cahill (c); Zappacosta, Drinkwater, Kante, Alonso; Pedro, Batshuayi, Hazard.

Subs: Eduardo, Ampadu, Moses, Fabregas, Barkley, Musonda, Hudson-Odoi.

Newcastle
Starting XI: Darlow, Manquillo, Mbemba, Lascelles (c), Clark, Haïdara, Shelvey, Saivet, Hayden, Ritchie, Gayle.

Subs: Woodman, Yedlin, Dummett, Diamé, Atsu, Murphy, Joselu.

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How good is Christensen? Could he be a starter in Barça etc.

... and he was never seen again

Since when do Raheem Sterling and Danny Welbeck play for Chelsea?

not even benched wtf

>le pacy blacks that we'll never heard about 2 years from now

Why are anglos so blind by the BBC?

Holy shit that chelshit team is awful

He's pressing f for his friend

>Drinkwater, Kante
Mahrez next

JUST

Was he also friends with Alonso by any chance?

Red hair Morata!

>Mou gets Sanchez
>Conte gets Barkley

Surely Conte is allowed to complain? Chelsea are incredibly stingy.

yes

they will be able to spend 150m when they sell 'azard in the summer :^)

delet

Pep apparently wants Azah in the summer.

Wanted Walker/Danillo, got Zappacosta

>Wanted Vidal / Nainggolan and to keep Matic got Bakayko and Drinkwater

>Wanted Llorente got no one

>Wanted Bonucci/Koulibaly, got Rudiger

>Wanted Sandro, still no second LB option

I think part of the issue is he wants a lot of "older" players and Chelsea just isn't willing to pay big money for them, that's part of the reason this Dzeko deal is taking forever.

Aguero is most likely leaving next summer, right?

Liquidator is one of my favourite football-associated tunes.

is a bit of a banger

>that lineup
>i-i trust young players i-i swear
fucking coward

>We Are London

I can probably count every Chelsea fan I know who is from London on one hand.

>I think part of the issue is he wants a lot of "older" players
that's a big part of it

chelsea have had a policy of only giving 1 year deals to players over 30.. didn't break it for lamps or JT after implimentation, so why should they break it for conte?

Wait is there a fucking albino nigger playing for newcastle?

>hurry up you cunt

It's Sunday ffs

Well we are the most successful club from London and the only ones in the big boys club (CL win) so it makes sense.

just put £200 on Morata score anytime.
you can congratulate me when youre ready

football is so rubbish
like who is actually entertained sitting down watching this bullshit lmao

Is the Chelsea meme finally over?

>chelshit

Hazard looked like someone had shot his wife and kids in front of him and the reaction was for not being awarded a corner in the 2nd minute lel

>The Drinkwater-Kante midfield is now only good enough in an FA Cup game against a shit side


heh

>we
what position do u play m8? how many appearances?

This ref doesn't know what he's doing.

big willy means that chelsea can win the cup by drawing every game

Sure but even AFC Wimbledon would have as many people out for a trophy parade.

Pretty mediocre actually. They only love him because he's an academy graduate.

first one since john terry

Pedro already ma de a couple of bad passes

I think he is the best centre half Chelsea have

>signing drinkwater and barkley

>buy league winning midfield
>can't win league
fucking pathetic, buy mahrez and vardy next

What was wrong with Matić?

they don't make socks like they used to

Faggot tree

he wasn't black or a meme player. had to go.

so he can make the moses/zappa sub he makes every single game a bit early today?

>this match

Ouch

Wasn't English and didn't have the name like an ad slogan.

What a stale old bait.

>you now remember charles insomnia

youtu.be/I1MpJJ4tfLY

>these cunts are the current champions

I think they owe all of their success to that period last season where they switched to a 343 and the rest of the league took a few months to realise how to play it.

>The parade, which weaved its way through Fulham, saw Chelsea fans arrive with plenty of celery in a sign that one of the stranger traditions in football won't be disappearing any time soon. Before the bus even started moving, fans were throwing the vegetable at a Sky News reporter, and once the wheels on the bus were revolving, striker Diego Costa got involved by mercilessly chucking celery at fans lining the streets.

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That and not having to worry about European competitions

>this game has been on for less than 20 minutes

Feels like 20 hours.

>bait

Okay lmao, they couldn't even fill up a small park when they last won the league, if Spurs, West Ham or Arsenal won the league there would be literally hundreds of thousands of people lining the streets.

Celery,
Celery,
She wouldnt cum
so I tickled her bum
with a stick of celery

Diego Costa was borderline GOAT last season too.

Him going is one of the reasons why I'm inclined to believe that Conte doesn't have the final say on the signings.

who cares. you'd be celebrating in your bedroom on Sup Forums. with jizz stains down your top.
all the top teams are plastic as fuck.

wtf
>Diego Costa was borderline GOAT last season too.
for half the season, then his head went to china
>Him going is one of the reasons why I'm inclined to believe that Conte doesn't have the final say on the signings.
had enough of him in january,they both knew he was leaving in the summer.. reminder that costa was a chelsea player until january and conte wanted nothing to do with him

And let's not forget how Conte was the one that sent the sms telling Costa to fuck off.

kek

Alonso did it again

didnt cunte blame costa for losing FA cup final

what a fucking clown

...

I wonder how long more can Chelshit fans bury their collective head in the sand and pretend that everything is all right.

I wouldn't though because I support my local club and go to every home game, but by all means carry on with your mental gymnastics to help you cope.

Calm down.

why hazard always insist on shooting from that angle

Yeah, Costa was an idiot for changing his attitude too. Not taking from him what he accomplished last season, though, he's a cunt but quality cunt.

Christ this is terrible

>it's not barkley's fault he's utter shite

APOLOGISE

The same can be said of Arsenal fans.

I hate Newcastle. Everything about them is unlikable.

See, just play Michy. How hard is it

Morata would've missed from there

Good night

Imagine conceding to Batshuayi

BATSHUAYI DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

He's on his way to becoming the new Batigol

>if Spurs, West Ham or Arsenal won the league there would be literally hundreds of thousands of people lining the streets.
That's because those teams literally have no hope of winning the league so if it ever happened it would be a once in a lifetime miracle for those fans.

Wow Michy is the goat.

Is Conte racist?

Fuck sake.

>Pedro should definitely get the assist on that goal, I bet he doesn't

Ian Darke is literally autistic.

i-in rafa we trust

that was a terrific pass

t. Mike Ashley

Based le social media man

if pogba had played that pass we wouldn't hear the end of it

conceding to a meme player right there

But we are slowly but surely getting back on our feet.

best league in the world la

kek there were more than 200,000 people on the streets of Leicester then in Victoria Park for the trophy parade

Just bring Drogba out of retirement again.

Pedro always reminds me of a slimy used cars salesman

Ummm this is actually the cup sweetie