What is objectively the best dog breed?

What is objectively the best dog breed?

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Depends what for. All around, Belgian Malinois are hard to top

Depends on what trait you prefer.

The Mad Max dog.. The one with the neckerchief

Jack Russell, fits down rabbit holes, good gun dog, Loyal af, will fight for your life against a fucking lion

Labs

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Blue heeler, theres also an orangeish red variant called the red heeler.

But that’s got nothing on the Irish Wolfhound or it’s cousin the Scottish Deerhound.

Fucking little rat dogs are too fucking hyper

Italian Mastif

hot dogs

german sheperd

those kick ass to but i like germans their both about on pair

Fuck those. Almost got bitten by one

your mother, the gimp

German Shepherd is objectively the best dog. How is this even a debate?

it's a doggy dog world, whatever suits your lifestyle! you couldn't handle a border collie because you're fat and slow

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Wulf

Since nobody in this thread seems to have access to google....

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Ur mom.

Basically any Mastiff if you like big dogs. Rotties are great if you have them from pups. Shepherds are good if you like training them. Retrievers are good if you just want a buddy (labs for similar reasons). Poodles are good if you like smart dogs (just don't shave them)

No. Belgian Malinois top shepherds. It’s not even up for debate.

Malinois are better if the owner isnt a retard.

German shepherd no competition

Rhodesian Ridgeback

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German shepherds are the shittiest dog. They only listen to one person, and even that's a stretch. Without this person, you're left with a hyper, jumpy trash pet that gets its paws all over your face. Have fun being yanked around when you're walking your oversized piss dogs because they refuse to learn any fucking manners. GSD's suck, I hope you all have an awful day.

Dachshunds of the short-hair variety.
They are cuddly, have their own personality and they combine dignity with cuteness that can't be topped. Also they're easy to handle due to their size but have amazing self-confidence.
It's fun to watch them growl at every dark hole they see and trying to run into every dark corner to chase out whatever lives in there.

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The best breed of dog is a cat.

women

Yum!

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Go walk your beagle bitchboy.

Kys retard. You dont have the mental ability to raise one and thats your problem.

>not posting the webm of he dog being eaten

Are the back problems fun too? Are they?

Corgi

Have you ever seen a beagle? They never shut the fuck up, I wouldn't be caught dead with one of those either.

Mutts live the longest.

Then got brush your cat bitchboy.

This one spent too much time in Africa, and now it looks like a nigbull.

Staffordshire Terrier

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Springer Spaniels if you like the playful and cheerful kind. very chill adults unless you summon them to play. Some pups are full of energy though.

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Golden retrievers
Setters
But mostly i prefer mutts

Dachshunds are among the breeds that live the longest. They do have back problems, yes, but much less so than what German shepherds have and they're very manageable with the proper training.

Contrary to other breeds Dachshunds in Germany are still bred for their original purpose and only dogs that have proven they can do their job as hunting dogs are allowed to breed. So you don't have the same torture-breeding going on with pugs simply because its such an old breed with the old standards.

forgot pic.

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Pitbulls are beautiful dogs if you train them right.

Borador

Oh,, an English nigger, how charming.

No

Why not? You scared?

you have this problem because you didnt discipline your dog or exercise him you fat loser. he doesnt respect you. my shepherd listens to my 4 year old son

Horrible dogs

What sort of cum gargling faggot uses two commas, is what I wanna know.

Labs. Goldadors, golden retrievers.

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Except Mad Max didn't drive around with some faggot Irish Wolfhound or Scottish Deerhound
>all your arguments are invalid

pleb tier shit for plebs

Have you ever known one?

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Several, they were all poor mannered shit dogs. Fuck yappy too

Chihuahuas

australian cattle dog. had to put him down. rip

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Scottish terrier bc they look funny

the kind that barks at niggers

Doberman Pinscher. Any well bred working breed paired with a good handler is godly tbh.
>Good thread. Nice change in topics

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Shibas are best. Super smart, never have accidents in the house, funny, almost never bark, perfect size for a pet or medium hunting dog, never jumpy or needy.

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I have been bitten by a pit while walking down the street.
I now understand what all the hate toward them is

Shut up nigger

B8 or story. Have it on film?

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They can be silent as fuck for a large dog too

Objectively, the Chiweenie is the best breed.

Has the loyalty of the Dachshund, tenacity of a Chihuahua and non of the health issues of either.

Boss is 16 years old and he's got another 5 in him at least.

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Ever watch them stalk something? Literally act like a cat. Well said user.
>Shitty photo, but pic related. Everything else is over 2mb.

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What kind of aspy fuck trys to sell their opinion on a dog by listing an animal hole it fits down?

you dont know what "objectively" means m80.

Totally, watching something you love lose the ability to stand up over the last quarter of it's life is the bees knees.

No yiff yet. 9/10

Pitbulls because they bite kids

nice doggo dong

how ?

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Yeah if I could just own a leopard or jaguar that would behave itself I would but cats will eat you if you turn your back.

Google

Cat.

my favorite breed is the one with 12 gauge brain surgery. nice and quiet with no accidents on the floor

I imagine it would be difficult to own a dog that's smarter than you are.

poor little dude

GSD, Malinios are to much on Crack. Its only usefull for Police/Armee

Rottweiler, Doberman and Cane Corsos

Just good Petdogs are Golden Retrievers and Labs.

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Solid generalized opinions

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Border collie is my vote.
The smartest people go for the smartest breed.

I always find it funny how much dog people throw a big ass fit if you say any dog is good other than the one they think is best. My Dad has been a vet for 30 years and says that Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the nicest dog breed to work with. Only say one mean one ever. But they have bad hearts and often die young. Its all give and take. Just be good to your dog and don't fuck it.

In my experience; in the agility ring the border collie owners that are experienced come out on top. With different sports, different clients with different breeds have prevailed. Especially schutzhund/ IPO

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fuck ur doggos

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Not everyone wants a dog that small+the whole brain being too big for its skull defect would make it a potentially scary purchase. Wonderful temperament though.

dachshund people are just fucking insufferable

Pitbull owners are worse.

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worst dog in thread

German Shepherd

Actual garbage.
>Typical Pit owner

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i knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking elon

This is a very independent dog breed. Difficult to train, and generally show no strong interests when it comes to obedience

Any terrier breed then

for sure. you only see getto trash with these dogs

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They can be catlike at times.She hasn't been hard to train though. Very strong prey drive, I wouldn't trust one off lead in a busy environment.