SWEDISH MAN GOES TO DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEDISH MAN GOES TO DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOCTOR ASK WHAT IS PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEDISH MAN SAY HIS BUTTHOLE ITCH!!!!!!!!!

DOCTOR RECOMMED FIVE NIGGER PENISES DAILY IN ASS!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DID CROSSED SWEDISH MAN THE ROAD????????????????????????????????

TO BE GAY ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DID THE FINN POST ON Sup Forums?????

BECAUSE HE HAS SERIOUS UNRESOLVED ISSUES FROM HIS CHILDHOOD THAT HE HASN'T CONFRONTED YET!!!!!!!!!!!!

Put a fin in the bin

WHY IS SPEAKING BRITISH MAN FUNNY???????????????????????????????????

TEETH ROTTEN AND FALLED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least use the image next time.

Kill yourself
Couldn't be bothered

WHY IS THE HOCKEY STICK BROWN????????

CANADIAN PUT IT INSIDE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAYBAR FULL OF TWINK BOYS?

FINLAND

WHY BRIT SPEAK STRANGE???? BECAUSE BRIT MAN IS ACTUALLY ILLITERATE SAND-NEGRO X---DDDDDDD

Savage.

HOLOCAUST?????

MORE LIKE HALL OF COST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check'd

INDIAN MAN GOES TO AMERICA

HE STEPS OFF OF THE PLANE AND GETS ON HIS KNEES AND STARTS TO PRAY

A RANDOM ONLOOKER ASKS WHY??

HE SAYS BECAUSE THERE ARE COWS EVERYWHERE!@!11111!!!!!!!!

Uhhh.. what is this exactly

WHY MAN JOKE NEVER FINNISH????

BECAUSE HE

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WHAT IS CALLED SWEDISH MAN??????????????????????????????????????????

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>what is flyover country

WHY FINNISH MAN SO HEAVY BUT STILL THIN???????????????????????

BECAUSE WEIGHT ALL IS GOING TO FINNISH BOIPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS CALLED BELGIAN MAN???????????????????????????????

FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DID MONGOLS STOP AFTER INVADING FINLAND???????

THEY WANT TO FINISH IN FINNISH BOIPUCCI

WHAT IS CALLED HETERO MAN IN SWEDEN?????????????????????

IMMIGRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you get kicked in the balls by a Swedish girl in middle school?

You're obsessed with Swedes.

haha brits BTFO

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t. Cai-Pålle Hussain-Svensson

>eastern Sweden

WHY DID DENMARK HAVE MANY WARS WITH SWEDEN????????

BECAUSE THEY WANTED SWEDE SPEAR IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this is a thread I can get behind

>northern mexico
ahahahhjahhaha

WHAT IS DIFFERENCE OF DANISH MAN AND SWEDISH MAN?????????????????????????????????

DANISH MAN MASTURBATE WITH LEGO DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS DO AMERICAN MAN?????????????

TIP HIS FORESKIN TO HIS WIFE'S LATINO BOYFRIEND

AMERICAN MAN GOES TO MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MCDONALDS MAN ASK WHAT HE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMERICAN MAN ANSWER ONLY 10 BURGERS BECAUSE ON DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg this is savage

shut the fuck up you fuckijng retard

american man doesn't have foreskin, joos took it.

>western England

WHY IS STARVING IRISH MAN???????????????????????????????????

ONLY FOOD IS POTATO AND POTATO ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent thread.

WHY IS SWEDEN MAN CRY????????????????

HE MISSED HIS MORNING PRAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEDISH MAN SEE A NIGGER STEAL HIS GIRLFRIEND PURSE!!!!!!!!!

AND HE DOES WHAT????????????
TELLS HIM TO FUCK HER BECAUSE HE DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS DEPRESSED SWEDISH MAN????????????????????????????????????

NO BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only top quality posts in this thread.

SWEDE MAN GO TO BLIND DATE

DATE IS WOMAN

SWEDE SVEN MAN LEAVE IN DISGUST AND GO TO HOMO BROTHEL INSTEADS

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You need to be finnish or swedish to fully appreciate the brotherly rivalry. Swedes think we are drunk, depressed and violent and we think swedes are sissies, cucks and homosexual. It has been like this for decades and it's propably not going to change.

AND YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH MAKING LOVE WITH SHEEPS :DDDDD FUCKING _SHEEPS_

x------DDDDDD

You dumb burger, he called you fat.

EEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN XDXDXDXDXDXDX X-------------D :D :D :D

>not telling the punchline.

Swedish man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a racist world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Become gay and suck a black cock tonight. Go and see my boyfriend. That should pick you up." Swedish man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am a woman."

WHY DID CROSS THE ROAD THE COLOMBIAN MAN???

SO NOT TO GET SHOT BY THE VIOLENT STREET GANGS:D

WHY DID COLOMBIAN GIRL GET RAPED IN HALLOWENN????

BECAUSE SHE GOT DRESSED lasciviously AS A DONKEY

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BRITISH MAN GOES TO RESTAURANT
ORDERS A WELL DONE STEAK
WAITER ASK: MAY I SEEE YOUR KNOIFE PERMIT SIRE?

H-hahah f-funny joke...

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WHY NORWEGIAN MAN VERY MUCH HAPPY????

HE GOT AGAIN PERMISSION TO HUNT ENDANGERED WHALES FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES!!!:D

Panama man goes to a Restaurant.
>Can I get a steak?
>Sir, we are in panama, this is a brothel

Ebin :-----DDDD

ENGLISH MAN GO RESTAURANT AND ORDER STEIK

SHALL I MAKE IT A SMOOTHIE, YOU DONT HAVE ANY TEETH SIR!!!!:D

Finnish man goes to the sauna and starts drinking. He just likes being alone and the sauna is the only thing in his country that gives him warmth. Not the sad history of foreign reign nor the international irrelevancy. He knows, nobody is trying to learn his language or his culture, that the ice cold harsh lands have made the people weiry of life, that his people know more Swedish than the Swedish Finnish.
So he starts drinking in the heat. The alcohol makes all those cold and depressing thoughts go away. It dumbs his soul and tones out all the bitterness of his life. The fact, that his father, while teaching him how to properly prepare a sauna, never hugged him and his mum, who always just showed enough affection for him not to kill himself.
He keeps on drinking and the more the Finn drinks, the warmer the sauna gets for him. He feels comfortable. His head stopped thinking, his muscles relax. How many hours must it have been since he sat down? He doesn't know. He opens another beer. Must be the... wow, theres just one left...didn't he...didn't he buy like 20 beers before going in here? Ah, who cares...it's not like anybody will come and look for him. He feels tired. Very tired. Closes his eyes...the Finnish man

Did you just write this??

It's a common joke, don't you know it?

Talk about butthurt. But to be honest that's pretty well written.

No sry

LOL

Well, this is bound to have some replies.

GERMAN MAN GO TO MCDONALDS TO EAT

SORRY SIR, SAY THE CASHIER, WE DON'T MAKE KEBAB HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY AMERICAN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN??????????

GOBLIN NO HAVE TO DRESS UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's something, a Finn told me once. Apparently this actually happens in Finnland during winter.

MAN GOES TO DOCTOR!!!!!

DOCTOR, I FEEL DEPRESS!!!!

"MAYBE TRY LAUGHING AT FINNISH MAN!!!!!!"

BUT DOCTOR, I AM FINNISH!!!!!!

RUSSIAN MAN CALL PROSTITUTE AND TAKE RENDEZ VOUS

GO TO HER PLACE, OPEN DOOR...IT'S HER WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!

10/10 thread

the EU should be led by finland

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FINNISH MEN GO TO TOILET

HE GO TO WOMEN TOILETS, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE'S GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Frenchman looks outside his window. He used to live in Paris, but after his wife was mugged a second time, they decided to move further out. He sees less people now on the streets now, he noticed, but it's something he doesn't mind, although he starts to feel an unease, when he sees the population drastically change while approaching the banlieues on his way to work. They all speak French and he knows they're French, it's what they fought for in the revolution. But the way, they look at him. The way, his wife started talking about their friend Enrique, who is black. From his view, he can see a poster of Front National from the last election. He voted for Macron, but he's not sure, whether that was the right decision any longer. The poster is graffittied over with "pas de racisme!". The Frenchman's eye twitches and he remembers, when he and his family drove down to Carcasonne. All that glorious French history, he saw. That first time, he was allowed to drink wine...His microwave beeps bringing him back to now. He takes out the frozen Couscous dish, he usually eats now. There is something about Angela Merkel on the news, he feels like there is always something about Angela Merkel on the news nowadays.
His wife comes home, much later, when he is already lying in bad. He knows, she probably has been with another man, but that's nothing uncommon here. Was it Enrique? Could he tell? His mind goes to the thought of his wife and Enrique having sex in their car and he can't help but feel a sudden erection. His mind clouds and the last thing, before falling asleep is the wine of Carcasonne

>tfw no qt finn bf

H-hell-
*falls face first into asphalt*
*groans in pain*

TOP QUALITY EASTERN EURO BANTZ

Brits btfo

Unironically the best threads on Sup Forums atm

WHY DID FINISH MAN BE NOT WHITE???????????

BECAUSE IS CHINAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EBIN BENIS CHING CHONG X-DDDDDDD

WHY IS POLAND TOILETS ALL BROKEN!!!!!

ALL PLUMBERS IN DIFFERENT COUNTRY!!!!!

This thread is hilarious, holy shit

WHY DID FRENCH MAN CROSS ROAD!!!????!!

TO NOT GET HIT BY LORRY!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNAAHAHAHAGAGAGGGAGAHAH

The British man wakes up in the morning, he brushes the remains of his teeth and makes himself a cup of Turkish Coffee, no sugar, mind you, since the doctor said it's bad for his oral health. On the bus, the rain pours on the window, a never ending storm. He goes past many Kebab shops, yet to open for lunch and he thinks of just how hungry he is, how he wishes he could be at Amir's right now. On the bus, a girl that reminded him of his first love, when he was but a wee lad: Hermione. He stares at her, feeling lonley under the darkness, under the black skies of Essex.
With such feelings of solitude his mind drifts towards happier times of football with his mates, of cheering together at the pub, but the weekend feels so far away, "God bless the Queen, may her sovernigness make it sunday everyday." he thinks to himself. But even the thoguht of an eternal weekend could not give him happiness.. The ride is over.

WHY CANADIAN MAN LOSE WAR?!?!?!?!!?!??!
HE KILLED ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY NORWAY SKI WOMAN BANNED??????????

THEY FIND HAIR ON HER TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDDDDDDDD ebin :DDDD

so this is what cumskins jokes look like

WHY FINNISH SKI JUMPER WIN OLYMPICS???????????

WAS SO HIGH ON DRUGS THAT LANDED IN NEXT TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Israeli is abroad. He thought Berlin would be great, but somehow they all look at him funny. It doesn't really surprise him, he knows about the past and everything, but what is uncomfortable is, that it's not the people who look German, that are looking funnily at him. It's all the others. His grandma had told him not to go to Germany, they were full of nazis, but that meme about the pudding was just too funny for him not to look at how it really was. Somebody shoves him, while he is sunken in his thoughts. "Get the fuck out! Free Palestine!" is, what he hears in broken English. He knew, that people didn't like his country, except maybe in the US, but that it would be this bad all over Europe...his phone vibrates. Ah shit, please don't let it be...a knife attack. On his friend Yakuv. He should be used to this, but somehow it still gets into his guts when something like this happens at home. Somehow he even got used to the sound of shells bursting close to were he lives. The military hardens you, they say. It makes you stronger for your country. But it didn't help him. He goes and buys something to eat, almost not there, doesn't even notice the evil stare of the guy serving him. He is still thinking about Yakuv, and Sara before that and nana before that...Holy shit! He spits out his food. He didn't even look. Was it kosher? He runs back to the store. Oh thank god, it's halal

Stop this bullying right fucking now, you twinks wouldnt say shit IRL

WHY YOU TELL NO JOKES TO PHILIPPINE MAN ON WEDNESDAY???

HE LAUGHS AT THEM ON SUNDAY AT CHURCH:D

kekikus

WHY SWEDISH MAN ALWAYS SO BUTTHURT????

HE TOO STUPID TO COME UP WITH GOOD JOKES:D

A MUSLIM MEN HATE WESTERN VALUE AND WOMEN IN SKIRT

WHERE DOES HE GO TO RAISE HIS KIDS ?????????
IN WESTERN COUNTRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IS SWEDISH METAL BAND CALLED??????????????????????????????

ARMGAYGEDDON :-DDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BELGIUM MEN PUT MONEY IN VENDING MACHINE, HE GET A COKE, DO IT AGAIN HE GET FANTA, AFTER 10 SODA A GUY TELL HIM WHY HE TAKE SO MUCH BEVERAGE

HE REPLIED " AS LONG AS I WIN I PLAY THE GAME" !!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDD