He comments on your girlfriends insta selfie "yo DM me", you ask who he is she says he's her ex

He comments on your girlfriends insta selfie "yo DM me", you ask who he is she says he's her ex.

What's the first immediate thought into your head?

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Why did they break up?

it makes me feel pretty good, considering he's way better looking than I am, so I must have something going for me

also I realize my girl probably has a thing for dudes who play with their own nipples because this is a pattern now

I would go down on him. No homo

Why is that faggot playing with his nipples?

i play with my nipples occasionally but i'm not a faggot and they're white

Men shouldn't even have nipples.

Dude if you're not playing with your nipples then what point do they even serve? They're literally worthless for guys aside from being a well innervated erogenous zone, you might as well cut them off.

How has this naked dude not been banned from instagram yet?

I cut my nipples off because I'm not a faggot.

Can we suck his cock together

Since when do I have a girlfriend?

Spam. Mods.

Newfag. Mods.

"You never told me about your AIDS"

Cuck

Same nivger rex

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Coal burner

umm...I’ll never be able to fully satisfy her

>What's the first immediate thought into your head?
i want him too

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Faggit

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Divorce her. She is a nigger lover.

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OP is Tenda Spencer

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I wonder how flabby he would look if he immediately stopped taking roids.

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