You can now watch chris stuckmanns lost film "julia"here

dont worry, its only takes 20 minutes

vid.me/btym

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youtube.com/watch?v=6CozBD3GAP0
youtube.com/watch?v=nk1gaE1G7JM
youtu.be/8qse8LJmPV8
youtu.be/PaC5HVc6rvw?t=4265
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I'd rather neck myself

but its meme-licious!

You know who you can tell it to

julia's snapped neck?

KINO
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*le sighs*

Chris Stuckmann is the greatest auteur of this generation.

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Context?

So it is true, all critics are failed filmmakers

A-at least it's better than YMS' movies/music videos.

yms made a movie?!

stop being a lazy pleb and watch the full video that clip is the first scene

>cant act
>lighting somehow worse than TGWTG movie
even Channel Awesome looks more professional

He might be talking about a college film. I don't know if he's done anything since then.

what was the college film? 50 shades of fur?

>now look I grew up on julia

underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=6CozBD3GAP0

>being tough is pushing your lips together
Oh boy.

this is so fucking lame

this is actually a kino shot though

dude things in a line and fog

radical

you don't see the subtle symbolism in that shot?

heh stay in film school kido

is it the handicapped spot

>DRIVE 53-63

oh fuck you wern't kidding about it being worse than stuckmanns

ty for the link tho

>(lyrics by TheAmazingAtheist)
hohoh haahhahahaa

oh fuck that explains everything. his "poetry" makes tumblr look like shakespear

If only he had gone the RLM route and said it was supposed to be bad.

Quick rundown on the plot to this masterpiece please. Is he supposed to be Drive?

Is this autismkino?

*breaks zod's neck*

EVERYONE DO NOT LET CHRIS SEE THIS THREAD! IT WILL HURT HIS FEELINGS AND HE WILL MAKE A 45 MINUTE RANT ABOUT HOW WE HURT HIM AND HIS WIFE'S FEELINGS!

Tell that to Chris' snapped neck

Don't fall for his "sensitive weirdo" facade, he's a true postmodern villain

I know Sup Forums will try to use this as an epic new meme, but honestly the short isn't THAT embarrassing. It's not good at all, and it's obviously a rip off of Drive, but it's not funny like his horrible Batman v Superman script.

Kek

did he make this recently? it looks pretty terrible
this looks ok

Who the fuck is this guy and why do I keep seeing his fucking face everywhere?

It's awful and Chris thinks he can play a badass when he's clearly a pussy in every conceivable way

holy shit he looks like the fucks from the miike snow videos

youtube.com/watch?v=nk1gaE1G7JM

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*watches Refn once*

>really good adaptation of the original film
>it's not a shallow sum of iconic scenes for the original
>the character of major is more compelling than in the original film
>score better than the original
>ScarJo is really good
>Major's backstory was a really good addition

I haven't seen it myself, but almost every review I saw (and I watched A LOT) said the opposite about several of these praises.
WTF I though he was an objective, top critic.

This guy lied and said he directed dozens or hundreds of movies. He has a huge ego but he can't take any criticism. Anyone got the snapped neck image?

It could have been, with a slightly better camera and lens and some adjustments on those. He fucked it up because he doesn't know proper camera adjustment or shit about light or white balance or anything.

>WTF I though he was an objective, top critic.

????

He claims over 200 shorts I think.

Have any of them been released besides Julia?

How would you improve this shot?

No, but he uploaded his indiana jones movie/short on youtube.

Lol this faggot cried because people talked shit about his BvS script youtu.be/8qse8LJmPV8

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this dude is evidence that you shouldn't wear superhero shirts in public

by not filming with an iphone

Cant wait when he kills himself

he will reach the level of Malick if he does.

Chris saw BvS three times.

youtu.be/PaC5HVc6rvw?t=4265

For what purpose?

By having a confident looking man stand in front of a plane.

he's a great film critic and a great filmmaker. Everyone on this board wishes they were Chris. Fuck I love Chris.

his small stature in between two large phallic shapes symbolize the inability to satisfy his wife

t. Chris

Haha I wish! Chris is busy having sex with his beautiful wives. I am however apart of the Stuckmann Army!