The Annihilator of Alaves

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The winner of La Liga

The Rustler of Romania

Unironically one of the top 10 players in Spain right now.

>the transsexual of transylvania

>the absolute state of the seething Leaf/Gypsy/Nip proxyposter

Right up there with Torres and Zaza imo. Dare I say it, future GOAT? Watch out for this Messi kid.

>needing refball to beat Alaves
also that was a weak attempt of a save for the free kick

>the seething assblasted chicano thought it was a handball

>the terminator of ties

>can only score when his team isn't down
Sad!

The Manipulators of Match Officials

The BTFO'er of The Gook, The Gypsie and the Leaf

FUCK LIONEL MESSI, I HATE LIONEL MESSI

FUCKING CUNT ONLY SCORES AGAINST SMALL TEAMS

STOP STATPADDING AND PLAY IN BIG GAMES, YOU FUCKIGN CHOKE ARTIST, PIECE OF COWARDLY DOG SHIT

haha...this

>when you get so bootyblasted you make threads with your multiple proxies just to attack some guy for being better than Donaldo.


Obsessed.

and this

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So according to you he better not score when he is tied or losing against smal teams??? Vete a la mierda (((Lieberman)))

>romania
>japan
>new zealand

like clockwork lamo

kek fucking TOP autism

Yeah, he should score against some real teams like granada or deportivo la coruna

no you stupid polack cunt, he should score in the NT tournament finals and champions league knockout stages, aka where he's the ultimate eternal choker of all time.

Scored in 2 out of the 3 finals he's played in

>halal mad custurdmers absolutely SEETHING at the goat prowess

>2014 wc final - choked
>2015 copa america - choked, scored a penalty extra time
>2016 copa america - choked, missed a penalty
>2016 knockout vs Atletico: choked
>2017 knockout vs Juventus: choked

>but muh CL finals 7 years ago
kys retard

>needing refball to beat alaves
lmao

>Messhit

Shhh...just enjoy that Messi can actually score free kicks on the regular.

>criticise ronaldo
>omg dude wtf you're obsessed get over it
>makes messi threads every other day

hmmm

>omg dude wtf you're obsessed get over it
who said that?

>The Gook, The Gypsie and the Leaf
Sounds like the name of a sitcom

NZ is joining their holy trilogy desu

NZ plays both sides

He also choked in the 2013-14 CL against Atletico

Now that I think about it, he also choked in the Copa Del Rey final that year. He also choked on the final match day (one goal against Atletico would have won them the title but they drew instead and so lost)

He scored a goal, but got refballed. That's not choking.

>refballed
prove it

go watch the videos

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UKIrn3ij0

Minute 1
It's the Atletico players that send the ball back, so Messi was indeed onside

And so what? Sometimes shit happens; you think Madrid never lost a game over a bad call. He couldn't muster up any other shots?

It's okay, he's going to retire with double-digit league titles

Considering he played 7 games and scored 1 goal in 2004-05, counting the leagues he "earned" he has 7. Seeing as he'll probably win this year that's 8 at 31. I don't see him sticking around another 3-4 years to win 2 more

> he played 7 games and scored 1 goal in 2004-05
Good, it almost makes out for the league titles that Madrid stole with the Betis goal, and the league title Atletico stole with the non-offside

>Madrid stole with the Betis goal
Give Barcleona 2 more points and they still come up short

because Pique against Malaga, no offside

94 > 93

though realistically Real Madrid would have gotten fewer points

as Simeone said, 16-17 was prepared for Real Madrid from the get go

Maybe Messi should have tried scoring against Madrid in the Camp Nou; that way we wouldn't have to argue over whether or not a goal was offside

There's 30 minutes videos of refball for Real Madrid in La Liga 16/17

youtube.com/watch?v=5rZj43wQYcw
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top kek, though it's fine, because at the end of the day Messi will retire with 12 or 13 league titles

>Liberman is still this mad at the GOAT
EMBARRASSING

How long do you think he's going to play for? Like I said right now he has 8 (7)

36 minimum

Ronaldo is has not even hit 33 yet and he's falling apart; how many forwards are respectable at 36?

Messi is a #10, Ronaldo is a centre-forward

Messi won't be scoring so many goals but will still be very valuable in the tiki-taka machine

>you're wrong, he didn't choke that ONE TIME

Barcelona are a worse team the further away from goal Messi is
>Tiki Taka
Barcleona haven't been Tiki-Taka since Enrique took over

Not even worth arguing with you t b h, you're either a troll or insane, at least NZ brings good points

>you're either a troll or insane

>16-17 was prepared for Real Madrid from the get go

That's what Simeone said, word for word

>That's what Simeone said
>therefore it must be true and I'm using this as a legitimate argument

Fuck off retard

Couple that with all the refball going against Barcelona, and all the refball going for RM, and it's not far-fetched to believe what Simeone said, about it's just not being possible for RM to be 7 years without league titles

>conversation about messi being the ultimate choker for barcelona and argentina several years in a row
>yea forget CL and copa america and the world cup, let me derail this with how many laligas can messi win wow such a great number btw he's not statpadding I swear

Underrated

>the murderer of madrid

>the butcher of bayern

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>the Cocksucker of Chile

lmao nice shop. Messi wasn't even in the 7-0 game

>lmao nice shop. Messi wasn't even in the 7-0 game
???????

bbc.com/sport/football/22357630

>Barcelona, who left injured talismanic playmaker Lionel Messi on the bench, were once again outplayed by the brilliant Bavarians.

So Messi wasn't fit and this happens. Wow, Barcelona really depends on him.

>knocked them out of the World Cup
no amount of copa memericas is worth going to a WC

I'd rather not go to a wc then choke hilariously in the final
let's recap, shall we
>2012: chokes vs Chelsea, misses penalty
>2013: chokes vs Bayern, 0-4 away
>2014 wc final - choked
>2015 copa america - choked, scored a penalty extra time
>2016 copa america - choked, missed a penalty
>2016 knockout vs Atletico: choked
>2017 knockout vs Juventus: choked
he wasn't fit 7 years in a row in the most important games of the season?

>I would rather not reach a World Cup final
With that small mentality no wonder Romania has never been relevant in the history of anything

I give you 2012 and 2016, and those are the two times that Messi cried, but failing 2 times in 800 games doesn't ruin his career

2013 he was injured
2014 wasn't his fault
2015 wasn't his fault, and it wasn't the most important game of the season, people are desperate to overrate Copa America
2016 and 2017 his team got outplayed

Also, who's your actual GOAT? Because I doubt you actually believe Cristiano is the GOAT, if you hold him to the same standards as Messi, then you can make an even bigger list

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>2014 wasn't his fault
>2015 wasn't his fault
lmao

>this thread

It really wasn't

Also, too scared to say who's your GOAT? I can tear him down as easily as you do with Messi

>look up any player's career
>look up the seasons they didn't win [important trophy]
>blame the team failure solely on that player

>disappears when team is down man

>look up the seasons they didn't win
kek
except Messi has 7 consecutive years wheen he choked, and counting
he statpads hard for that golden boot, the one and only relevant trophy in 2018

And on the Missi side.
>amerimutt crying about the leaf and the gyspy
>the assblasted argie obsessed over Penaldo and Real
>the bong
>the poojeet
Who will win this battle of autism?

He won the treble in 2015, lmao

>still doesn't say who's his candidate for best player ever

>the assblasted argie obsessed over Penaldo and Real
There's many Argentines attacking and defending Messi

Nah but there's this specific one that you know immediately that it's him. No argie shows as much assblast and obsession over Real and Penaldo as him.

>fuck the argentina national team, he won muh trebuhl
what a cuck you are

>muh copa memerica
mickey mouse trophy

I would change all our 14 copa memericas for never missing a World Cup

>mickey mouse trophy
sure

WC: most important NT trophy
CL: 1/2 of a WC, most important club trophy
League: 1/4 of a WC, 38 games home and away, rewarding consistency
Everything else: 1/8 of a WC
Supercups, Confederation Cups, Club World Cup: worth slightly more than a friendly for being official

None of them are as good as the Slovak ABU. RIP

>muh treble
I bet you say that Madrid havent won a treble because a treble is irrelevant

>replying to gypsy that always moving the goalpost by made up random stats

Vlad the gypsy is strong. It's almost as if someone were paying him to be the biggest cocksucker on the planet. He doesn't actually believe that CR7 is better than Messi, but he thoroughly enjoys trying to make sure that you do with all his fake stats and proxies.

Muie pisatule, schimba-ti in crucea ma-tii steagul si pune frunza napoi.

>facts = random stats
lmao you stupid Błaszczyszszkowzski

Evident ca nu raspunzi la postari in romana, eschimosii futatori de reni nu vorbesc limba Rromei.

He's either mentally ill or a really bad troll. Why bother?

the wall is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I hope he eventually kills himself on camera.

usoare coaie, sa nu ti se sparga vreo vena sau ceva

>has moro car :)

>won the treble
After riding Neymars back