Movie characters that are literally you

Movie characters that are literally you.


Pic related is me

People have compared me to Karl Dragon from Game of Thrones
Not sure if it's a compliment. Refuse to watch

probably just saying youre a smelly swarthy hipster with a manbun

well, you sound like autist with anger issue

I'm kind of a loose cannon. I'm loyal to those I call friend, but if you cross me I'm your worst nightmare.
I'm quite random and always doodling and often people don't get my incredibly dark sense of humour.

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i'm CIA

>mfw there was a phase where I would drive at night with a toothpick in my mouth while listening to the Drive OST

Don't worry, I'm gonna kick my own ass now

Actually I'd prefer it if you just went and killed yourself, thanks.

>I'm gonna kick my own ass now

Make sure to use a hammer.

>implying that doesn't sound comfy as fuck
As long as you didn't actually think you were the driver, you're alright user

Except too pussy to actually do anything.

>tfw you have to kick your own teeth down your throat

>being this insecure about admitting kino influence on your life

that's why you will never ever be like Driver

this is peak Sup Forums - Television & Film autism

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Im a big guy

not a movie but i'm literally fun Bobby

Literally me

>very quiet
>no friends
>wears a stupid jacket
I'm willing to believe this.

>really good at driving
Get the fuck outta here.

I am really good at driving. Never been pulled over.

literally, in a literal way, the guy from moonlight

Gone 6 months without a collision?
t. allstate commercial

And that makes you good how?

>Gone 6 months without a collision?

8 years.

>implying

>Never been pulled over.
what does it feel being white?

Best feeling in the world desu

feels amazing

that doesn't make you kino, that just means you have a license.

Get the fuck outta here.

I am the embodiment of kino, shut your mouth.

What's a movie where there's a character who wageslaves for most of the day and spends the rest of their time shitposting and playing vidya, while not having to deal with a social life at all.

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Pretty much me.