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the ginger gf edition

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sue

/yₐₙₖₛ/

Joanna

Bailemos, hey!

the goal

*jumps into brit*
waheeeeyyyyyy snotfaces!

love the 12 year old boy aesthetic

non-USA don't post in this thread, it's ours

>good-looking
lmao they just lie right to your face like that

>nᵒn-ᵁˢᴬ ᵈᵒn'ᵗ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦn ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵘʳˢ

Every year a bunch of louts with a cricket bat prowl my street on Halloween around midnight, smashing any pumpkins that have been left outside

On display outside my house is the biggest, juiciest-looking pumpkin I could find at the market, carved beautifully and generally looking like an irresistible target

What the lads won't realise this year, however, is that I've hollowed out a section of the wall the pumpkin is sitting on, with enough space for me to crouch within it. I will be sitting there, my bollocks stuffed through a tiny aperture just under the pumpkin. Despite looking like an ordinary pumpkin, I will of course have stretched my poor ballbag around the entire thing

Can't begin to describe how I feel right now. Having my bollocks smashed to smithereens and kicked and smeared down the pavement will feel like ecstasy. Let me tell you, my ballsack is ready to meet its maker tonight lads

Is there actually anything worse than a muh heritage yank? Christ almighty

BOO!

'once

Has anyone from Scotland done anything noteworthy in any scientific field in the last 50 years?

nobody fucking asked

your odds of having a fulfilling life are worse

AND YET THEY STILL POST, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So whats up with the pumpkin next to that lads flag? never seen that before

excellent post

>nᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦnᵍ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ

chug a gallon of maple syrup and drown you dirty dumb leaf scum

Just ate a 5 pack of tescos doughnuts in as many minutes

feel like pure shit just want her back

your goal car is ugly garbage and so are you

another excellent post

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(You)
chug a gallon of maple syrup and drown you dirty dumb leaf scum

...

slag

down a 5 gallon bucket of icecream in as many minutes next

autismo yank having a bit of a meltdown

quite like those texmex dip selections that have guac, salsa, sour cream and a gooey cheese mixture in them

occasionally I'll buy one and a pack of tuc crackers or something and eat it all in one sitting

hmm
maybe this is why I'm fat

What the lad on the right meant to be?

anyone ever done one of those access to higher education diplomas

*rubs your tummy*
wahey look at that jiggle

>guac

absolutely disgusting dot png

...

locked fighting game character

melania is so fine
easily the sexiest 1st lady we've ever had, EASILY

marvellous post

guac's lovely

I honestly have no idea.

also the first mail order bride first lady too
groundbreaking woman

LOVELY post

absolutely LOL'ing at the non-USA posters crying and pooping their pants rn

Obama

Mmm

just had a massive poo

now i want a wank lmao, might just cum into my boxers this time

>the ginger gf edition
So you want a gf who will let her womb rot and then kill herself when she realizes that the Jews mislead her and not having kids isn't some wonderful "cheatcode" for a great life?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644428/Woman-51-killed-old-kids.html

good one

just saw a south korean call his country "south of heaven"

Plastic surgery. Also she didn't seemed to be that prestigious as a model.

Also, why do you care about the attractiveness of the wife of your President?

/join /brit/

then what happened

...

>why do you care about the attractiveness of the wife of your President?
erm so you know if you want to bang her? not complicated mate

Lleva, llévame en tu bicicleta
Pa' que juguemos bola, tapa y en chancleta
Que si a Pique algún día le muestras el Tayrona
Después no querrá irse pa Barcelona

>lefties are literally THIS mad that michelle obama was an ugly hog

good post
overrated meme fruit

are you gay?

Kill yourself

sam cam wasn't bad

babestation

Halloween night is Pretty comfy
Enjoy the spooky theme techno

>are you gay?

michelle was literally a man

good job reddit, you did it

Yes but her jobs isn't to seduce foreign heads of state. We're not in the House of Cards universe.

s-s-summer?
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no she wasn't
she was just a black woman

WAY too ugly to be are summer

do NOT insult our Queen again, LAST WARNING

no, why?

Think I'm gonna be sick

you have terrible taste in women, /brit/

you mean michael

mmm happy trail

why lie on the internet?

there was an explosion in a cheese factory in france


all that was left was de Brie

i have a girlfriend mate

fuck off you're not south africa

I repeat my question

Bet she has the body of a little boy like most white women

nearly finished it lads

stop projecting you fucking nonce yank
get out

>Bet she has the body of a little boy like most white women

sounds good to me, chad won't be willing to stoop that low

she's latina so no
not lying mate

bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-41811939/manafort-s-indictment-where-did-all-the-money-go

how old is the oldest file on your hard drive?

but you are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/cum/

circa 1993-1994

...

nope :)

>she's latina
Good taste. Don't fall for the white women meme.
Not projecting, white women have no ass and no hips.

1995

keep us updated

just met danny dyer outside poundbakery

oh siddown
oh siddown
oh siddown next to me

when you scavenge enough food to have the energy to make me you'll know where to find me

>Not projecting, white women have no ass and no hips.
is this an american thing