the ginger gf edition
/brit/
sue
/yₐₙₖₛ/
Joanna
Bailemos, hey!
the goal
*jumps into brit*
waheeeeyyyyyy snotfaces!
love the 12 year old boy aesthetic
non-USA don't post in this thread, it's ours
>good-looking
lmao they just lie right to your face like that
>nᵒn-ᵁˢᴬ ᵈᵒn'ᵗ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦn ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵘʳˢ
Every year a bunch of louts with a cricket bat prowl my street on Halloween around midnight, smashing any pumpkins that have been left outside
On display outside my house is the biggest, juiciest-looking pumpkin I could find at the market, carved beautifully and generally looking like an irresistible target
What the lads won't realise this year, however, is that I've hollowed out a section of the wall the pumpkin is sitting on, with enough space for me to crouch within it. I will be sitting there, my bollocks stuffed through a tiny aperture just under the pumpkin. Despite looking like an ordinary pumpkin, I will of course have stretched my poor ballbag around the entire thing
Can't begin to describe how I feel right now. Having my bollocks smashed to smithereens and kicked and smeared down the pavement will feel like ecstasy. Let me tell you, my ballsack is ready to meet its maker tonight lads
Is there actually anything worse than a muh heritage yank? Christ almighty
BOO!
'once
Has anyone from Scotland done anything noteworthy in any scientific field in the last 50 years?
nobody fucking asked
your odds of having a fulfilling life are worse
AND YET THEY STILL POST, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So whats up with the pumpkin next to that lads flag? never seen that before
excellent post
>nᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦnᵍ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ
chug a gallon of maple syrup and drown you dirty dumb leaf scum
Just ate a 5 pack of tescos doughnuts in as many minutes
feel like pure shit just want her back
your goal car is ugly garbage and so are you
another excellent post
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>nᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦnᵍ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ
Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)09:24:37 No.81221710
(You)
chug a gallon of maple syrup and drown you dirty dumb leaf scum
...
slag
down a 5 gallon bucket of icecream in as many minutes next
autismo yank having a bit of a meltdown
quite like those texmex dip selections that have guac, salsa, sour cream and a gooey cheese mixture in them
occasionally I'll buy one and a pack of tuc crackers or something and eat it all in one sitting
hmm
maybe this is why I'm fat
What the lad on the right meant to be?
anyone ever done one of those access to higher education diplomas
*rubs your tummy*
wahey look at that jiggle
>guac
absolutely disgusting dot png
...
locked fighting game character
melania is so fine
easily the sexiest 1st lady we've ever had, EASILY
marvellous post
guac's lovely
I honestly have no idea.
also the first mail order bride first lady too
groundbreaking woman
LOVELY post
absolutely LOL'ing at the non-USA posters crying and pooping their pants rn
Obama
Mmm
just had a massive poo
now i want a wank lmao, might just cum into my boxers this time
>the ginger gf edition
So you want a gf who will let her womb rot and then kill herself when she realizes that the Jews mislead her and not having kids isn't some wonderful "cheatcode" for a great life?
dailymail.co.uk
good one
just saw a south korean call his country "south of heaven"
Plastic surgery. Also she didn't seemed to be that prestigious as a model.
Also, why do you care about the attractiveness of the wife of your President?
/join /brit/
then what happened
...
>why do you care about the attractiveness of the wife of your President?
erm so you know if you want to bang her? not complicated mate
Lleva, llévame en tu bicicleta
Pa' que juguemos bola, tapa y en chancleta
Que si a Pique algún día le muestras el Tayrona
Después no querrá irse pa Barcelona
>lefties are literally THIS mad that michelle obama was an ugly hog
good post
overrated meme fruit
are you gay?
Kill yourself
sam cam wasn't bad
babestation
Halloween night is Pretty comfy
Enjoy the spooky theme techno
>are you gay?
michelle was literally a man
good job reddit, you did it
Yes but her jobs isn't to seduce foreign heads of state. We're not in the House of Cards universe.
s-s-summer?
i.4cdn.org
no she wasn't
she was just a black woman
WAY too ugly to be are summer
do NOT insult our Queen again, LAST WARNING
no, why?
Think I'm gonna be sick
you have terrible taste in women, /brit/
you mean michael
mmm happy trail
why lie on the internet?
there was an explosion in a cheese factory in france
all that was left was de Brie
i have a girlfriend mate
fuck off you're not south africa
I repeat my question
Bet she has the body of a little boy like most white women
nearly finished it lads
stop projecting you fucking nonce yank
get out
>Bet she has the body of a little boy like most white women
sounds good to me, chad won't be willing to stoop that low
she's latina so no
not lying mate
how old is the oldest file on your hard drive?
but you are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/cum/
circa 1993-1994
...
nope :)
>she's latina
Good taste. Don't fall for the white women meme.
Not projecting, white women have no ass and no hips.
1995
keep us updated
just met danny dyer outside poundbakery
oh siddown
oh siddown
oh siddown next to me
when you scavenge enough food to have the energy to make me you'll know where to find me
>Not projecting, white women have no ass and no hips.
is this an american thing