How do you scare off annoying children on Halloween in your country?

I hate it so much when Murricans try to spread their "culture" accross other cunts. This is not a tradition here, so all children begging for candies/sweets can go and fuck themselves. I already ate all of them, anyway...

turk culture good
yank culture bad
got it autismaturk

Sure, all German flags are Turkish posters...
*yawn*

>Halloween is American culture
It's Irish, friend.

t.urk

I don't see any Irish forcing their culture and traditions upon us

Halloween originated with the festival "Samhain", which has been around for thousands of years in Ireland. It marks the end of the harvest. It's always been a good time. When the Irish emigrated to the US they brought with them that particular celebration. Americans liked it, and it's been adopted as a major festival ever since. Like Christmas, it has been commercialised a little too much.

It's not the same though is it? The one everyone gets is the Yank version not the paddy one

Hm, you're right user. I guess it's changed enough for it to be something different now

>be me
>doorbell rings
>open door
>4 kids scream "SLIK ELLER BALLADE" in their high pitched voices
>close the door
>hear the mom go 'fucking idiot'

Who the fuck swallowed all the fun out of you Hans? Halloween is the one worthy cultural contribution Americans have made to the world. Adult women cosplaying as slutty versions of sexy monsters? Yes, please.

*who the fuck sucked
Oh boy, it's like anyone reading this might make the mistake of thinking I watch so much porn it slips into my thought process

I'm sure there are American soldiers holding Germans at gun point demanding they dress up and ask for candy.

Be upset at your own people if you're going to be a faggot about this kind of shit.

It hasn't really changed all that much. American Halloween is just a bit watered down because they apparently don't do fireworks and bonfires.

>bought tons of candies
>no one rings the bell
>have to eat it all myself

That's why we stopped buying them desu

Sluttiness is not a good contribution to the world user. It is bad for mankind.

Letting children go out at night to other houses sounds like terrible idea.

>Do your own thing
>Be really awesome at it
>Others start to noticing and like what you're doing
>They start copying you
>You don't really care. You're just doing you.
>Grrr stop forcing your ways on us

It works perfectly fine in not shit countries

excuse me it's our own thing thank you very much

>being this fucking stupid
Only an American would gloat about having something second hand from another country

Potato-friends, let's get real here. They're copying our copying of your culture.

That's actually not true. German owned media in Poland has been shilling halloween for years now.

>>Do your own thing
keked a little bit here

We do bonfires but not fireworks.

MEXICAN Halloween is fucking 10/10 though.Or at least from what I seen.

we don't celebrate mutt holidays here
some people are trying to revive Nevruz but because of k*Rds we can't do that even tho literally every turkic speaking country celebrates it along with iranics