TURKEY COUP COMFY THREAD

LATEST NEWS - bottom is newest:
>dozens police reported killed (unconfirmed)
>dozens of civilians killed (confirmed)
>government fighter plane has shot down coup helicopter
>Obama officially supports Erdogan
>Geert Wilders - "I hope Erdogans islamofascist regime is finished. The sooner the better."
>parliament and ministry of the interior buildings have been bomber by coup F-16s, possibly other gov buildings as well
>state television back on air in pro-Erdogan hands
>pro-Erdogan police seen cuffing pro-coup military in Istanbul
>almost no news out of Ankara, coup might be controlling it exclusively, Istanbul has large crowds of pro-Erdogan supporters opposing the coup
>reports say Erdogan landed at Istanbul
>conflicting reports on who is winning

Rocket hits a building in Ankara:
twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754093931021893634?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Tanks crashing cars to escape snackbaring t*rks:
twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754082091785003008

Crowd of snackbaring t*rks getting shot:
twitter.com/ReutersLive/status/754078579999150080

Helicopter spraying gunfire:
twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754086102907047937

CNN
youtube.com/watch?v=eTWrGNka-ik

SKY NEWS
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

FOX10
youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

REUTERS UPDATES
twitter.com/ReutersWorld

BRIEFING for confused anons:

>Erdogan (the president) - wants to be an islamic dictator, crushed the media, put his people as chiefs of police, terrorized kurds and supports ISIS in Syria. Wants Assad dead and a new Ottoman Empire

>Military doing the coup - they want a secular state and not a sharia caliphate. Still dirty muslims, but a bit better for the rest of the world. The roach constitution has a clause against islam taking over the government and the military has intervened 4 times in history to uphold it

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CNN confirms CNN Turk is in Istanbul is being stormed by pro-coup military soldiers

CNN Turk reporting live military takeover of their building in Istanbul.

rip coup

CNN has confirmd CNN Turk in Istanbul is being stormed by pro-coup military soldiers right now

Soldiers storming CNN Turk on CNN stream

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

FOOTAGE OF ERDOGAN BEING SHOT DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=asRi8LcdAus

Listen pol I just wanna say this
It is a quiet Jewish belief that Islam is the modern Amalek
look that up. Just the word "Amalek"
We tried to help you. We tried.

No, the coup is over.
t.the AP

go go anti Islamists

remove those kebabs

praise KEK

Man gets ran over by a tank.
twitter.com/illedeturan/status/754084692140367873

Fuck CNN so much, telling me its over and to go back to my goyim activites

based Ataturk is smiling

Obama pls go

who /anime/ here?

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Why do people in turkey support erdogan?

Watch this starting a 4:30 (though the whole series is mandatory Sup Forums viewing.)

This lad used to be a top consultant for the State Department, and lays out clearly why our leaders are acting so batshit.

m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLRGjclMs6x2Kgctqns2WNEEbxHE5jU2ZZ¶ms=OAFIAVgE&v=0TwfiNjvcYo&mode=NORMAL

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

whats a good livestream with chat?

COUP SOLDIERS TAKING OVER CNN TURK

twitter.com/CNNTURK_ENG/status/754111088254386176

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CNN confirms white man with bandana seen sneaking into urban facilities, though nobody can positively ID him.

This entire coup was set up by the roach President.
He's blowing up their parliament and other democratic buildings to make it a clean transition to an islamic dictatorship.

I thought they pulled out of Istanbul

KEK, AID US WITH YOUR MEME MAGIC

The military has control of the country

Is it really over?
Seems like its just getting good

Now that the coup has failed, left side is fucked

Translation you nigger.

because they're snackbars

Western media have been lying apparently.

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I hope they execute everyone employed by CNN

this is first bombing, the building is under bombardment again
youtube.com/watch?v=PStXcCMHsaQ

no fucking clue

pulled from:
twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754111547660640256

everyone knows pull out doesn't work

wtf the udders on that teacher

youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

TURK NEWS NETWORK KEKS

SNACKBAR LANGUAGE WARNING

canlitvizle.io/fox-turkiye

How do you coordinate a coup with nobody finding out to stop it

I don't believe its true

>takbir
>le kurdish boogeyman
>allahu snackbar
>cheap oil from ISIS

Anyone have a decent timeline? Just got out of work and my twitter feed is inconsistent

Why the fuck would you step in front of a tank you dumb fuck?

Top jej

Imagine the ratings right now. Cheeky ad-break could make serious money.

Your dad should had pulled out

Can someone explain me what is going on and who is actually winning?

something something your mom

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanquetazo

ayy

In front of army HQ.

normiebook(.)com/muslu.apo.5/posts/10206802028714876

Everyone will be taking this oppurtunity to claim a part of Turkey. Greece will take back Constantinople, the Kurds will claim some land too.

nothing happened, erdogan won.

just a few small army rebels in istanbul and ankara who were wrecked by local police and civilians + incoming army from other parts of the country.

Why do you post this if you know 99% of us don't understand a single fucking word.

wtf I hate ataturk now

Are the Kurds good guys?

the coup isnt even over

erdogan got cucked, he will surely be under house arrest soon. i sincerely doubt he will go out guns blazing

Coup winning in Ankara
Unsure in Istanbul
rest of country seems quiet

Shouldn't you be out shooting someone for no reason, favela-bro?

Nobody knows.

>have tanks
>have aircraft
>have helipcopters
>Somehow it is small faction

Military coup in Turkey, Erdogan is winning.

THE COUP IS FAILING

EVERYONE GIVE THE MILITARY YOUR POWER

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Kurds are mudshits as much as the rest. They're only good for pissing off roaches.

Turquie's army has already done it several time in the past.

The army is know in Turquey to deposit their leader if he start to abuse f his authority.

Well I don't have too much hope, but if the rebels actually planned this from the beginnig to trap Erdogan is a fucking WIN.

>coup focuses on Ankara
>half-asses Istanbul
>Erdogan thinks loyal roaches inspired by his ardent skype call have neutralized the coup in Istanbul
>orders Roach Force One to triumphantly take him to Istanbul
>coup spec ops are there waiting for him
Perfect plan.

youtube.com/watch?v=DzGbCDNhZFc
FAILED

bitch

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TRANSLATION

It doesn't actually matter who wins, if either side wins, pic related will benefit in one way or another. Coup loss, military is weakened and Russia will be able to steamroll Turkey. Coup succeeds, and Putin will have a new non-kebab ally on his side.

>Roach Force One
Rare Russian banter.

RT CALL GUEST IS GETTING BOMBED LIVE

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I'm done for the day.

Watching RT right now there's MASSIVE fighting going on in Istanbul right now.

You can hear fighter jets flying and shooting.

Do not believe the cuck media. The Coup is far from over.

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Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
>Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
>Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
>Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
>Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.
>Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place.

link please

Sup Forums, we must take action.

Lord Kek, grant the Turkish Military your power. Give them the strength to bring down the tyrant Erdogan.

Did anyone just hear the woman on Fox10 talking about this story? was it accurate?

yes. kurds are pretty based and brotier even though the pkk are dirty commies

>Roach Force One

why is this so funny

\o/

comfy shelters?

Somalia just joined team right. it's over

Meme coop is over

Who got it? pro or anti Erdoganees?

Rambo. It's Rambo.

>Erdogan is dumb enough to believe his own propaganda
I sure as fuck hope so

>sick bantz
>not aussie

fuck is today backwards day?

2 EXPLOSIONS ON PARLIAMENT IN ANKARA RIGHT NOW.

>EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL THE COUP FAILED

by the way, for future reference
newocr.com/
works pretty well if you know what language it is

FROM INSIDE THE PARLIAMENT WHEN THE ROCKET HITS


twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754109842722267136

>Roach Force One
Sides succesfully launched into orbit

NEVER FORGET WHO RUNS THE WORLD

Bloomberg @business
Attempted coup in #Turkey may boost oil prices by imperiling crude shipments bloom.bg/29BuTIT

REMEMBER THAT CAPITALISM IS WHY THERE ARE PROBLEMS

>The coup is over
>Soldiers are marching on TV stations
>Bombing in both Ankara and Istanbul

yes it is
deluded part of the military made a serious miscalculation
now they will pay the price

WAIT WHAT