/copalib/ - Libertadores and CSF competitions

Weaponized rochas edition

Pre-Liberadores Second Stage
> tuesday
Dumbface (VEN) - Guaraní (PAR)
Santiago Maldonanderers (CHI) - Melgar (PER)
Banfield (ARG) - Independiente del Valle (ECU)
> wednesday
U. de Concepción (CHI) - Vasco da Gama (BRA)
Chapecoense (BRA) - Nacional (URU)
> thursday
Olimpia (PAR) - Junior (COL)
East Oilers (BOL) - Jorge (BOL)
Dep. Tachira (VEN) - Ind. Santa Fe (COL)

Second leg starts next week

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youtube.com/watch?v=VKn3VQ42QMo
espn.com.br/futebol/artigo/_/id/3928026/x-luxemburgo-por-r-1890-conheca-o-lanche-de-estadio-mais-famoso-do-brasil
implyingrigged.info/wiki//copalib/
infobae.com/deportes-2/2018/01/30/el-insolito-error-que-quemo-el-cesped-del-monumental-y-desato-la-bronca-de-marcelo-gallardo-river/
globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/vasco/noticia/eurico-miranda-e-eleito-presidente-do-conselho-dos-benemeritos-do-vasco.ghtml
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for 2019 /copalib/ champion

#eucreio #fuerzarafa

Eso si.

e ai galera

Suave

What the fuck is that bird?

*emits Pagani's pajarraco noises*

>he doesn't know the based Gralha Azul

ahaaa
this is more like it

is he the hue version of Jah Sandro?

É isso ai galera do reggae, edivaldo pedecleiton rasta fazendo a flesta pra galera
gravando nosso primeiro DVD, aqui no povoado Santo Antônio, Atalaia. Conceteza
Vo começar assim oh Cleiton Rasta vai fazer a galera DEBOCHAR legal ao som do cabeça de gelo
OLHA A PEDRA
viaja reggaero
CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA
ai, como é que é?
esse bixo ta
chama assim oh
e a galera da macha azul
vai debochando
pudi radical
JAMEICA !!!
machuuuca reggaero
chama
como é que é ?
um pra relaxar
sergynho rasta gravando tudo ao vivo, num deixa passar nada
chama, AI
fogo na babilônia
alô dudu rasta
a galera da CV marcando presença, comando vermelho
CHAMA
é pra viajar, chama assim oh cabeça de gelo
AI AI AI AI
é a dose dupla de cajueiro granvando seu primeiro DVD aqui no povoado santo antônio
fabinho barra aquele abraço
valeu valquirie
conceteza galera ai de cajueiro marcando presença
alô camila, alô poliana, é as debochadas de Maceió
alô Gilene, alô Daiane, chama, MACHUCA REGGAERO
AI
pra relaxar
alô dudu rasta.. viaja
fogo na babilônia
alô marcelo capanária
é pra debochar legal
chama assim oh
AI AI
vai debochando
viaja

youtube.com/watch?v=VKn3VQ42QMo

/copalib/

just imagine having your very own wild pack of cunny soldiers
like that beasts of no nations netflix shit
but latina cunny

sabe pai

Lads are you aware of the mafia Los monos from Rosario?
A 'friend' of mine that I met last year turned out to be part of it

Would be a nasty sight.

However, I used to work in a U18 correctional facility for some time. Latinas are very competitive between themselves, and unable to properly organize to achieve a common goal. The only time that they gave us trouble, in the two years I've been there, the order to the riot was given by their crimelord, from outside.

Do you think Melgar has managed to get an electronic board for this year?

the only ones that matter

Vengan de a 20 giles, tenemos bombillas.

So what... Ghaddafi's personal guard but 10 years younger and 100 times spunkier?

Sad but true.

yes, we have /choripan/:

espn.com.br/futebol/artigo/_/id/3928026/x-luxemburgo-por-r-1890-conheca-o-lanche-de-estadio-mais-famoso-do-brasil

What's the deal with the X

Oh, that's how we say that the sandwich has cheese on it. It sounds like 'xis', 'ecks' in portuguese, kek

Rocha is best team

post BIMBOS

sorry bro, that's /ligamx/

we deal with rochas, chetas and periguetes

The bread?

>carabobo
i had forgotten this was an actual team lmao

EU NÃO TÔ SABENDO LIDAR
COMO QUE UM TIME QUE TEM JOGADORES DE SELEÇÃO, JOGADORES DE ELITE, CRAQUES QUE PODIAM ESTAR EM QUALQUER TIME DA EUROPA FAZ ESSA MERDA E PERDE PRA UM TIME QUE MANO
O TIME CHAMA JORGE
JORGE É O NOME DO MEU TIO BÊBADO
AÍ A DIRETORIA, O FILHO DA PUTA DO DANIEL NEPOMUCENO DESGRAÇADO FILHA DA PUTA QUE É VEREADOR AINDA, ME CONTRATA UM ROGER MANO PRA FAZER ISSO
PRA ESSE TIME MERDA
PRA SER PIADA
AGORA EU VOU TER QUE AGUENTAR UM MONTE DE CRUZEIRENSE SEM TÍTULO CHATO PRA DESGRAÇA VIR ME ZOAR
POR CAUSA DESSES PUNHETEIRO QUE FICA SO NA CACHAÇA
FRED E ROBINHO
A PUTA QUE ME PARIU
7-1 FOI POUCO PRA ESSE FRED DESGRAÇADO, ISSO NÃO É GENTE
TEM QUE ENRABAR ESSE DESGRAÇADO NA PRAÇA SETE ESSE MARIA FILHA DA PUTA

TOMAR NO MEU CU
E OS MARIA SEM TÍTULO VAI TOMAR NO CU E LUTAR CONTRA SÉRIE B DESGRAÇADAS FILHAS DA PUTA BANDO DE BICHA

By the way, who's our manager for the Sup Forumsrbowl ?
implyingrigged.info/wiki//copalib/
Do we have any aesthetics?

Hola

>Implying we need aesthetics

>conCACAf

Do any of you even know how to manage a PES team?

Torque´s HQ

>JORGE É O NOME DO MEU TIO BÊBADO
it just doesn't gets old

If i remember correctly there was a mulher X todăo. Aint that right?

what's a PES

X = cheese

I've only played winning eleven with paisa commentators on psx.

silly guy

hello where are the rochas
you said there'd be rochas huemen

Not for you leafman.

Is that street food? looks really expensive for it

Who V/a/sco here?
We are fucked, don't we?

Looking for a kind hue to explain the shenanigans behind Enrico Miranda.

We BTFOgo here

...

Sandwix do Vanderlei Luxemburgo. Uma delicia

Only 1 month in and this has already been a terrible year.

*muffled tango*

Has anyone seen paraguay? went out for cheap wine and never came back

Indeed, five dollars. It's less expensive to buy a super size MacDonalds trio.

>t. Cacique Medina

Basically BR soccer's version of Don Corleone:
>Dictatorial president in the 00s with shade business and barring the press for covering the team
>We get rid of him in 2008, but he fucked the team so much we get our 1st relegation that year
>He then came back in 2015 after previous president (the club's biggest idol) fucked up the team so much we got relegated another time
>Said the respect "was back" when he got elected
>Said Ronaldinho was "90% certain" to sign with Vasco just for him to sign with rivals Fluminense
>Said if the team gets relegated in 2015, which happened, he was going to move to Siberia
>Promised a big xmas gift to supporters in 2016 just for it to be a player known to flop in small/medium clubs
(1/2)

Then the elections in november happened:
>The associates with irregular situation were designated to vote in a separate baillout (The infamous urna 7)
>He won the elections only because he had pratically all the votes from urna 7
>The opposition candidate (Brant) went to justice and got urna 7 voided, making him the winner
>but vasco elections are separated in two parts: one among the associates and the winner of the associate elections gets to choose councilmen to the council election
>Brant decided to divide his councilmen with the other candidate (Campello) after he gave up and sided with Brant in the associates election
>Eurico tried everything to revert the urna 7 votes without success
>Decided to fuck over the next guy to assume by not paying employees' salary and the electricity bills
>Some equipment disappeared during this time too and he claimed he couldn't pay for flight tickets for the /copalib/ match
>The justice then decided to Brant, Eurico and Horta (another candidate) to be co-presidents until the councilmen election
>They disagree so much the two first matches in Carioca league had to be played without supporters
(2/3)

Councilmen election:
>2 days before councilmen election, Campello broke up with Brant and announced his candidatedship for it
>Eurico, decided to fuck up with Brant, asked his councilmen to vote for Campello
>Campello gets elected after backstabbing Brant
>In the celebration, everyone was chanting Eurico's name instead of Campello's

POST THOTS

> mfw I´m totally imagining the sotaque

It's me, but I don't have PES in my pc neither I don't even know how to manage.

I will use Sup Forums's perro caca for perro and Sup Forums's UNA VELA for barsinso, the rest I think it will be card heads

I just made my first bet on an argie superliga match ever, and it paid off.

Why do young brazilians girl look so fertile to me, whats the legal age of consent in brasil?

>R$19,90

por que el gordo de central le dijo al bobo que vaya a la cancha si ya estaban todos ahi?

OP pic are girls from Costa Rica

Can some uruguaybro give me a quick rundown on Gonzalo Carneiro? Apparently gremio signed him

we need a 3d grêmio logo for >2 star defense

14

I think he's injured rn.

realmente te hace pensar

mfw

I believe because of the 3ra bandeja vacía meme

OC

OC 2

Just as I proposed to make the players with the worst stats possible, I say you should make some really weird ass formations too. 1-1-8, 5-0-5, or just pick any shapes in general, an arrow, a circle, a heart, etc.

I thought they were Boca fags from Rosario, so he told them that because they only watched their team once a year.

ebin
was it yellow card?

Yes.

where was he going?
kek nigga deserved that kick baka

Thanks for the (you) friend.

Picture of the perro caca model by the way

River confused fungicide with herbicide and burned up their own pitch

infobae.com/deportes-2/2018/01/30/el-insolito-error-que-quemo-el-cesped-del-monumental-y-desato-la-bronca-de-marcelo-gallardo-river/

kek

KEK

K E K

This should be on the collage

>cuerpo de ingenieros agrónomos
madre mia, yo siempre digo que los titulos en este pais de mierda no valen ni dos centavos, por eso me fui a estudiar a estados unidos

Ay caramba

Pero si ahi hay mas titulos que valen menos que papel higienico

>what kinda pitch do you want senpai?

#pray4collage

THE SQUID IS BACK BITCHES

Tonight, at /bundeslumpen/
>Defenseres de Belgrene - P L A T E N S E

stay tuned for streams
go squid go!

time reference for everyone

nice

We deliver the best memes guys

This.

/copalib/, do you think Oriente Petrolero is going to be the bolivian team.that has the Inca meme magic this season?
> 2014 Bolivar
> 2015 Strongest
> 2017 Wilstermann

> he is proud of his meme degree in the amurrica education
Keked

I have this ball. Almost without use. A friend of mine kicked into a palo borracho (a tree with spikes) what's the best bet for someone to fix it for me? Shoemaker? Local clubs? Do anyone here know how to untie it and tie it back up in case I do it myself?

Gets me every time

Fuck off, we're full

How can a team be so based, lads?

pls nuke my team ;-;
globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/vasco/noticia/eurico-miranda-e-eleito-presidente-do-conselho-dos-benemeritos-do-vasco.ghtml

dump that piece of shit in the volqueta and buy a new one in Novick store m8