The Virgin Sportsball fan

The Virgin Sportsball fan
>Wastes his life and disposable income on a team that doesn’t even know he exists

>Everyone in the sports industry (players, owners, coaches, media, advertisers, stadium staff, etc.) makes money off of him being such a good sportsball fan cuckold

>He lives and dies on every play of (((his team))) and his emotional well-being depends on their success

>Acts like he knows everything about sports, but when his opinion is challenged with a sports bet, he backs down immediately like a beta and says “haha, I-I’m not a gambling man”

>Is a fat and disgusting soyboy who is risk-averse and wears the jerseys of other men

>Can name ever player on every team, thinks he’s hot shit for winning his $100 fantasy league, yet loses his ass every time he happens to try and bet on sports in vegas

The Chad Sports Gambler
>Only watches sports so he can bet on them and make a living
>Doesn’t care at all who wins from an emotional standpoint
>Accepts any bet in a heartbeat where he has the edge and can take advantage of suckers/sportsbooks
>Can name maybe only 3 players on each team and wins anyways
>Is a natural alpha who takes risks and does what he wants when he wants
>Has advanced knowledge of statistics and line movement patterns that gives him the edge to win

Yes this. How do you watch this shit constantly and not make money??

There is also a category of the patrician sports fan, who loves the games themselves, yet gladly uses it as a social lubricant for friends and romance.

It’s the guy who knows to sit near these girls, and root hard with them and hug them when things go well.....and leave with them when they get bored

I'd rather watch the game alone than spend time with these thots

MGTOW detected

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>muh passion
>muh childhood
>muh city

Bread and circus for the plebs. Disgusting actually

Youll get your wish

>Bread and circus is for the plebs
>Posts mandrama
pottery

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>no

But seriously fuck u what's your hobby being a contrarian cunt bet you got a bunch of friends and r a hit at parties

DELET

By this logic, every person who watches TV, movies, reads non-educational books, paints, plays board games, video games, etc. virtually every hobby

Fuck yourself I will stab you if I ever get the chance

true but there is no way to bet on this superbowl based on logic. either the refs will refball their way to a win or the eagles will, the game itself is a side effect

I have a real job I watch a few or two a week to unwind
Is this the new /bet/ thread?

You don’t have the makings of a varsity athelete

> he's comes on to a Sup Forums sports board to act like a retard

cringe

Except people who do this are almost always well adjusted productive members of society with families, while almost always become deadbeats who nobody cares about or even finds until weeks after they commit sudoku.

t. Virgin

>implying OP actually makes money betting on sports
Maybe 1% of all bettors are in a long term profit, and since you didn't post any stats to prove you're one of the chosen few, I call you a fag

What's it like being an addict and in debt

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