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ALAHU ACKBAR

gonna suck so many dicks

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need a qt lithuanian gf

EXCELLENT edition

good edition

still have to wait and see if they will be shipping them here. Amazon isn't giving out much info at all on the Aus expansion

Love the mate God and his little brother Jesus

alri lads
alri vile cretin
alri obnoxious rodent
alri odious worm
alri repulsive insect

fascist UK W H E N

new gimmick idea: copypaste the things my mate callum says on facebook comments into brit

clean poo just now

ban attack trucks

britain cries out for socialism

>Flatmates 1-3 left an hour ago
>Flatmates 4-6 are leaving in one hour

Somehow I have to time going into the kitchen so perfectly that I avoid both 1-3 and 4-6.

It's going to be a struggle lads but I will keep you posted

the chad prime minister

never signed the so called social contract, was never asked

Just home from my first date ever and had to excuse myself 6 times for anxiety shits and twice to anxiety vomit. Hate this transition into normalhood.

COME OUT YA BLACK AND TAN'S
COME OUT AN' FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

Not interested, move along

Might get a sleeve tattoo lads

I often copy my friends' facebook posts into /brit/

I'll probably go to the pub, I should easily have the work done by 10 o'clock, and I'd never miss a halloween experince.

terrorists that couldn't fish

ive heard that the best quality vodka you can drink like water???? is this true????

want to get your penis sucked?

awful post

magnificent post

it sounds like autistic screeching

no

nah no thanks

YES! Please be a fe(male)

vodka tastes terrible

When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

aa

the opinions of a paki tbqh

everyones getting them these days

nah yer alri

yeah
by your mum

neet = rorke
>too much spare time and self-reflection. has grandiose concerns about the world without really actually engaging in it. tied in with this are self-awareness of shortcomings accounted for with political ideology. easily startled, very depressed - rorkeism provides easy scapegoats

student = leftypol/sheed
>brainwashed by his lecturers, no experience of the real world, seduced by easy to swallow theories and critiques.

wagecuck = centrist
>realises politics is pointless, realised he is trapped, realises that whatever it is rorkes and sheeds are talking about its too abstract and in either scenario he'd still be toiling. only wishes for the easing of his toiling but is never rewarded this. dreams of a day when there will be no more toil, not on the morrow, not on the morrow thereafer and not on morrows to come.

i'm the one in the middle

drowning myself in vodka

depends if you're a female or not I'm not bent

lithuGAYnia

Toil event tomorrow
Toilstein wants me in at 7
That means I have to wake up at 5, leave the house by 5:45

At least I get to go home at 3

Aye feel left out

remarkable post

Most people don't appreciate those classic A. A. Milne refernces when they come.

*bombs your path*

m8 the thing with gimmicks is you don't fucking post them in sequential threads you wait a couple of days otherwise people are going to fucking get bored of them

we've all see it well done ok now fuck off and don't post it for a week and you might get somewhere

how the fuck did you make 50 posts in 2 minutes

Does God exist?

mudslimes commit so many attacks you barely remember half of them

you already forgot Nice, Brussels, Barcelona, Berlin, St Petersburg, and that Westminster Bridge one

Why to the Irish hate horses so much

If they do you should be definitely one of the first on that bandwagon
Get everything set up in case they are going through with it mate

I'd only get one if I had a good idea for it

not a gimmick. its a social commentary.

Dinner idea:
Waffles, sausages and beans

What do you chaps reckon? x

better get to bed toil boy

Baltic states? More like Baltshit states lmao

post cock

this callum gimmick has made me very uncomfortable because i cant tell which posts are doing the gimmick and which arent

unironically used to go paki bashing on halloween back in the day

would have to be severely mentally deranged to think communism would work

Based on the way /brit/ ebbs and flows politically throughout the day, I'd say the lefties are the neets. Used to pop in and post "abortion is wrong" at the start of my work day and then pop in at the end of my day to see if the lefty rage was still going and it always was.

we hate british horses only

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im really thankful its not nonce sexpat hours

anything posted more than once is a gimmick now fuck off

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post boypussy and cock first

students are able to post during the day.

the average student pays 9,250 pounds for about 2 hours of lectures a fortnight.

Have a few ideas in my head but can’t draw for shite and not sure how to communicate them to an artist

Also generally unaware of how it would work do you pay the lad for the time you spend together working out what it willl look like?

We love horses. Race em all the time.

I'm Callum haha

hi callum im david

If all wh*tes disappeared today how long would it take for humans to reach Mars?

"The LORD will raise up for you a prophet like me from among yourselves, from your own kinsmen." - Behold the Messiah of communism has come youtube.com/watch?v=0g-6xLB9nNM

>skipping eating for a day
why? you enjoy being low energy? just intermittent fast stopping eating around 2-3pm

a matter of months

I think you only pay for when you're getting it done but im not sure. Getting a sleeve costs a grand or two and takes a good few sessions

if you don't eat on day A you can eat unhealthy shit on day B with zero ramifications.

Hadn't forgotten any of them because I'm a rorke, but your general point still stands

nahhhhhhhhhh

was trendy in the 00s
looks shit now

Bizarre post

Ireland has the best equine tradition in the world

not I

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Wouldn't trust a black man to reach into his pants, so I would say never.

the kangz could get there in the pyramids in about 2 weeks

hate the IRA

terrorist cretins

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i dont think so

non-whites will dilute and then destroy european culture

there is no recovery from this tailspin, this is the end of the white race, end of scientific progress, effectively the end of history

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Went to a party yesterday. People were dancing and drinking

Yep, some might even call it vacuous, but that's what it is.

oh

>hate the IRA
>terrorist cretins

so your """diet""" is just a way to justify eating shite?