Hello Sup Forums

>hello Sup Forums
>how y'all doing?
>I need you to lose 50 pound in the next month ok?

you should find some hospital where these mega fatties are staying and order a pizza for them under their name so they get tossed

>tfw had half a tray of lasagna and a baguette for dinner

HAHAHAHAHA

I don't watch fatkino. What's the problem? If you weigh like 500 lbs, then you can easily lose more than 3500 calories a day just by existing.

>lose 50 pound
You gotta be shitting me doc, I'm in the middle of my bulk.

It's not so easy when you reward yourself every now and then with one little eggroll

>chloe will never bite your testicles because she needs the protein

SIMPLY EPIC

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>And your other eggroll

I don't even watch this show but these threads have inspired me to lose weight. I cut out all fast food and I'm already down five pounds.

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Have you stopped drinking soda and booze?

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>ywn be this happy just eating a pizza

The same mental issues and enablers that put them at 500+ pounds keep them from reversing course.

Any mental illness can be "cured" by just saying "do [x]" or "don't do [x]" but that's only a mechanical, here's-yer-problem-fella approach. Obviously an obese person can just "not eat a bunch of food", just as a person with OCD can just "not wash their hands 10 times in a row". But preventing that doesn't address the irrational fucked up brain pathways that led to them eating 2 large pizzas for a meal every day.

You should watch My 600 Pound Life some time to see just how fucked these people are.

Follow your dreams

I'm not a drinker and the only time I drank soda was with fast food...But I ate fast food like 3 or 4 times a week.

Am I gonna make it?

>open thread
>curently stuffing face with double stuf oreos and a 64oz glass of sugarcino

"sure, ok"

Yes.

But I am already too underweight, doctor
You want to kill me?

Eat a steak and stop watching cartoons you fucking pussy.

What did you eat today Sup Forums?

Some roastbeef, a chicken, a pizza

Frosted Flakes
Chicken Alfredo with way too many carrots in it

Yogurt
Salsa and chips
Protein shake

Nothing. I'm hungover as fuck and my stomach feels like shit. I had chicken bacon and ranch pizza before I fell asleep though. I don't even like ranch so I have no idea why I ordered that shit.

imitation crab and vodka

Does mayo count as food?

>Carrots in a chicken alfredo

You are literally Hitler.

Steven didn't get kicked out because her ordered the pizza

He ordered the pizza, the nurses refused to allow the pizza delivery man into his room and Steven called the police on the hospital

That's why they kicked him out

Is he in the back of a truck? Seems like such a weird place to eat pizza haha!

lel what a legend

>tfw you fall in love with the pizza

4 eggs, 3 cheese sticks and a strawberry smoothie

He also cried, and his father begged Rhode Island hospital to let him keep staying after that

Truly i'm impressed with Stevens detachment from reality and peoples feelings that Steven feels that he is being treated unfairly in such a situation

I'd love to see a more indepth and frank interview with him

How do you know this?

Justin is that you?

Beef taquitos, cherry Italian ice, pussy, and Mio flavored water.

How's the weather in Jersey?

B-but I already weight 110 pounds..

I don't know, I'm in New York.

Fairly small breakfast of yogurt, a banana, and a cup of water. Had a coffee early afternoon and for dinner, a burrito from Chipotle. Now enjoying a cup of black coffee, no milk or sugar.

Are you a girl? If you aren't you should be. Wanna be my gf?

eggs, a burger and onion rings

some rice, veggies and bbq pork

4.2 oz pepperoni for 546 calories
16 oz of chicken for 580 calories
A cabbage roll for 240 calories
2 liters of diet pepsi

Daily total 1346 calories

>16 oz of chicken for 580 calories
That's incorrect, 16 oz of chicken breast for 560 calories

Water
Baked chicken w/salad and a can soda
More water

Needs more [/spoiler]water, desu.

>can soda

Might as well have just eaten a pound of bacon instead of the salad.

cheese and vegemite toast and a black coffee

The absolute madman

I think he's getting fucked in the ass

A Stouffers Salsbury Steak and half a can of Pringles. Kind of depressing but I didnt feel like going out and it's all I could scrounge.