*blocks arteries in your path*

*blocks arteries in your path*

how can anyone seriously rate this fat overrated fraud

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>It's the ronaldo obessesed kiwi again
meh

>tfw even at that age and weight, he's still more creative, skilled and able to leave a mark behind in a 1 vs 1 than the fraud Cristiano Penaldo

He was really good when I was 8 therefore he’s the best player ever.

>b-b-but he was good for only two seasons
>has more WCs than tsu and messi combined

I'm going to paste the argiebro post:

>PSV (2 seasons)
averages 1 goal per game
wins Netherlands Cup, ending a 6-year drought
top scorer of the league in 1995

>Barcelona (1 season)
averages 1 goal per game
wins Spanish Cup, ending a 7-year drought
wins UEFA Cup, ending a 5-year drought, scores in the final
wins Spanish Supercup, scores twice in the final
wins 1996 Ballon D'or
top scorer of the league in 1997

>Copa America 1997
wins, scores 5 goals, named best player

>Inter pre-injury (2 seasons)
averages 1 goal per game
wins UEFA Cup, ending a 4-year drought, scores in the final
wins 1997 Ballon D'or

>Copa America 1999
wins, scores 5 goals, ends up top scorer

>gets injured at the beginning of the 3rd season at Inter, misses the 4th season entirely, comes back at the end of the 5th season

>World Cup 2002
averages 1 goal per game
scores twice in the final
amazing performance comparable to Pele in 1970, Maradona in 1986 and Zidane in 1998
wins 2002 Ballon D'or

>Real Madrid (5 seasons)
averages 2 goals every 3 games
wins 2 league titles
wins a Spanish Supercup, scores in the final
wins Intercontinental Cup, scores in the final
top scorer of the league in 2004

By the point he makes it to Milan he was basically done with his career. Not going to include his 1994 World Cup win because he barely played. Not going to talk about his career in Brazil because nobody cares about South American football. Let's leave it at that.

>10 seasons in Europe at top form, including his first year at PSV
>averages nearly 1 goal per game
>wins 3 Ballon D'or
>top scorer of the league 3 times
>wins 2 league titles but also 4 domestic cups whilst scoring in the finals
>wins 3 international titles with his clubs scoring in all the finals
>wins 1 World Cup and 2 Copa America while being top scorer

fellow poo with the real talk

don't know why someone, especially an argie, would subject himself to make a post like that. Sup Forums loves hating >our legends anyway and no matter what facts you bring to the table they'll just shrug it off and keep chatting shit

>1 goal per game in Eredivisie, where Afonso Alves was a goal machine (and later became a famous flop in the premier league)
>top goalscorer in that league
>impressive

>mickie mouse cups with Barcelona
>impressive
>winning the popularity contest that is the Ballon D'or
>impressive
>top scorer of leliga
>impressive

>Copa America 1997
>where fucking Bolivia was a finalist

>excluding the injuries to fit your narrative
>leaving out all the refball involved in the Copa America 1999 (which wasn't even necessary considering that Argentina was your only real challenge)

>implying the 2002 world cup wasn't one of the worst in history, with one of the worst finalists of all time, 2002 Germany

>more mickey mouse cups at Real Madrid

This shit is why people refer to Cristiano Ronaldo when they say "Ronaldo" today.

>This shit is why people refer to Cristiano Ronaldo when they say "Ronaldo" today.
Are you sure it isn't because they never saw Ronaldo or because there's heavy marketing?

Also man, you guys are ridiculous you try so hard to say the guy is overrated that you go overboard and make it sound like Ronaldo is a basically a random player from paraguay. Come on guys, just watch the dude play.

And he hasn't any tattoos, which makes him goatest of goatest in my book.

Reminder that [Cristiano] Ronaldo built half his fame in the eyes of casuals by the confussion resulting of actual football people rating "Ronaldo [Nazario] as the best forward ever".

His first name is Cristiano and Ronaldo isn't even his surname but people keep calling him Ronaldo. I wonder why... [/sarcasm]

Impromptu 90s strikers top 3:
>Ronaldo
>Batistuta
>Van Basten

>1 goal per game in Eredivisie, where Afonso Alves was a goal machine
>comparing 90s eredivisie with 00s eredivisie

>tfw O Fenômeno barely made it to the era of football memes
>and most of those memes were mocking him for being fat

I hate modern fan culture so much, not just for this, but for being so obsessed with stats instead of actually watching and appreciating good football

best footy player of all time

By the point he makes it to Milan he was basically done with his career. Not going to include his 1994 World Cup win because he barely played. Not going to talk about his career in Brazil because nobody cares about South American football. Let's leave it at that.


the level that people go to dismiss Corinthians's sucess.

he was a beast and a level above the rest.
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>still head above the rest even with all that lard on
Truly the goat

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