How does this faggot Youtuber get a bitch like her

How does this faggot Youtuber get a bitch like her

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Youtube big bucks

Because he has a big weenie.

Well, he's smiling for a reason

you mean the one on the right? left looks like he packs a chode

She's like a 4?

Uhh, she has a over bite, big nose and is a 6 at best?

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He's actually got a decent personality and is pretty funny. YouTube bucks don't hurt

Nope, Mike posted his dick on reddit then dirty deleted and bans anyone who talks about it.

Loco Burritos

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He has a giant penis

They're both goofy af. Are you just vexed that he managed to score a female that's also a human? He either has a respectable salary or a huge Johnson: maybe both?

because success is more attractive than being a loser and whining

Watch forgotten VCR on twitch

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PICS

She looks autistic
He looks autistic
Life finds a way

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I am jerking off to this

They are both dead average.

If you really don't properly understand who Mike Matei is, and what he's responsible for, you don't deserve to be on youtube

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How can someone I think is inferior to me have sex and a gf i dont understand

Faggot you probably don't even remember pre-Google YouTube, let alone the 1-5 star rating system on videos

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Because she’s a lesbian and he’s a big pussy

Money And a monster cock.

She's annoying.

Doesn't complain on a Sup Forums thread

she's like a C+ on a good day. relax lmao

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Chicks got a really big head and nose. Fuckable yeah but nothing special.

Those glasses aren't doing her a favor.