I'm a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball.
What's the best way for my students to find out my secret?
I'm a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball.
What's the best way for my students to find out my secret?
Tell them?
What school?
Don't want to get fired
It's a small college in California
why?
I like humiliation
all the ways i’m thinking of involve you probably getting fired.
would you rather keep your job or have students find out about your disability?
Another one of my tiny dick and one ball
Grade the girls in your class more brutally. Offer “extra credit”.
That's my problem, I can't think of a way to do both
"accidentally" insert a picture of your bare and naked microdick on a presentation
just show up naked one day to class and get fired and people will talk about your sad faggot life for years you lame homo
*brings out the laser pointer*
"and that is my tiny cock"
lose some fat and you might actually have a penis.. is it too late to ask for you to grow up?
show butthole
Yes it's too late
Leave your laptop unlocked and put the nudes on the desktop. Hope for some nosy girls to take a look
would take this asshole over any pornstars
awful
go to sleep old man it’s getting late
maybe stick a finger or cucumber up your ass? would be so fucking hot..
Put it on the syllabus then say it was a typo
Bro why the fuck would you want them to know that
I get off on humiliation and embarrassment
finger/dildo in ass.. PLEASE
fall down in class and scream
“Ah, my ball!!!”
Banana in my ass
oh yeah
Ok, I'm going to bed
What do you teach?
post on blackboard or whatever site you use