I'm a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball

I'm a college professor with a tiny dick and one ball.

What's the best way for my students to find out my secret?

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Tell them?

What school?

Don't want to get fired

It's a small college in California

why?

I like humiliation

all the ways i’m thinking of involve you probably getting fired.

would you rather keep your job or have students find out about your disability?

Another one of my tiny dick and one ball

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Grade the girls in your class more brutally. Offer “extra credit”.

That's my problem, I can't think of a way to do both

"accidentally" insert a picture of your bare and naked microdick on a presentation

just show up naked one day to class and get fired and people will talk about your sad faggot life for years you lame homo

*brings out the laser pointer*

"and that is my tiny cock"

lose some fat and you might actually have a penis.. is it too late to ask for you to grow up?

show butthole

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Yes it's too late

Leave your laptop unlocked and put the nudes on the desktop. Hope for some nosy girls to take a look

would take this asshole over any pornstars

awful
go to sleep old man it’s getting late

maybe stick a finger or cucumber up your ass? would be so fucking hot..

Put it on the syllabus then say it was a typo

Bro why the fuck would you want them to know that

I get off on humiliation and embarrassment

finger/dildo in ass.. PLEASE

fall down in class and scream
“Ah, my ball!!!”

Banana in my ass

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oh yeah

Ok, I'm going to bed

What do you teach?

post on blackboard or whatever site you use