Ask a schizophrenic anything

Ask a schizophrenic anything.
I may take a while to reply sometimes, be patient.
Free (you)s for all posters!

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Die already

Hiya schizo friend! Was never this early.

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>Die already
Okay, I'm dead.
>Hiya schizo friend!
Hello.
>Was never this early.
Lucky you.

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1 (you) for High Priest Plague please.

how do i acquire this schizophrenia?

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How bad is soda? I just sorta started drinking it again even though it was kinda hard to quit the first time.

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>1 (you) for High Priest Plague please.
Sent :^)
>how do i acquire this schizophrenia?
You find it in a bucket in an alley way in downtown New York.
>How bad is soda?
It's not great for you. High in sugar, and usually high in sodium.

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>It's not great for you. High in sugar, and usually high in sodium.
I need to control my urges then. But it's so hard when it's my lemon lime flavors.

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>I need to control my urges then.
As long as you aren't drinking like 4 cans a day, it's not a big deal.
The sugars will make you fat though.
>But it's so hard when it's my lemon lime flavors.
Mountain Dew?

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>The sugars will make you fat though.
Im 5'8 and 120 pounds
>Mountain Dew?
I don't like original mountain dew its other flavors are fine. I'm talking more about Sprite and others that taste similar to it

>Im 5'8 and 120 pounds
That doesn't mean your fat ratio isn't high.
Having excesses of glucose isn't good for a lot of your body.
>I'm talking more about Sprite
Ew

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What do you call thoughts that you understand are false, but you continue to believe anyways?

Also is it normal to have entire conversations in your head including other people and their expected responses? I do this a lot and genuinely get emotional because of some of the things i imagine people say. Last question relates to this as well because sometimes i imagine a conversation and believe it happened.

t. jelly

My exercise is mostly just walking for a good amount of time.
Also what's wrong with Sprite!?? It's best soda!

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hey friend am I look very ugly what do you think? I suffer from Aspergers syndrome

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>What do you call thoughts that you understand are false, but you continue to believe anyways?
Delusions.
>Also is it normal to have entire conversations in your head including other people and their expected responses?
Yes, that's fairly standard for just about everyone. Has something to do with anxiety usually.
>t. jelly
p. eanutbetter

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>My exercise is mostly just walking for a good amount of time.
You're probably fine then. As long as you're getting some exercise and not drinking a bunch of soda, you're fine.
>Also what's wrong with Sprite!??
Too much lime, not enough lemon.
>ey friend am I look very ugly what do you think?
Look like a normal guy to me.

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>and not drinking a bunch of soda
I limit myself to 1 a day if I'm gonna drink it

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>Delusions.
What do i do about them? I genuinely feel like i cant tell if i imagined something happened or if it did sometimes. It makes me feel awful and like im going insane.

Speaking of soda, why the hell is there fruit flavored soda? It's so stupid, like just get apple juice or orange juice etc. If you want it. Why get it in canned form!?!

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>I limit myself to 1 a day if I'm gonna drink it
That's perfectly fine.
>What do i do about them?
Medication is really all you can use to stop them.
>why the hell is there fruit flavored soda?
Strawberry soda a best.
>Why get it in canned form!?!
Probably because soda is sweeter and/or has caffeine

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is there a single benefit you can think of to being schizo

As someone on the autism spectrum I can at least be happy that being autistic helps my work ethic

What's up, Schizonigger? I see you've been cranking these threads out every night for the past week or so at least, so I guess you've been lucid and feeling well? What your plans for Halloween this year?

>Strawberry soda a best.
Guess imma have to try it out then!

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>is there a single benefit you can think of to being schizo
I can see things differently than most people. That's about all though.
>What's up, Schizonigger?
Not much, just hanging out.
>I see you've been cranking these threads out every night for the past week or so at least
Yeah it's been like 5 or 6 nights.
>so I guess you've been lucid
For the most part.
>and feeling well?
I wouldn't go that far.
>What your plans for Halloween this year?
No plans currently.

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>Medication is really all you can use to stop them.
what kind of medication? I've been trying different meds for depression with only bad side effects or just making it worse. been through different SSRIs SNRIs DNRI

>Guess imma have to try it out then!
Orange is a good runner up too. Grape is ass.
>what kind of medication?
Some kind of anti-psychotic I'd imagine. I'm not a doctor, I can't say for sure.

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Had any lucid dreams? I only experienced 2 from what I remember. My first dream I had tits and was smooth down there (no genitals) my second I was driving a car with horrible controls

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My aunt has schizophrenia, my mom has bipolar disorder, and my dad is a sociopath

will i ever get schizophrenia?
or am i safe

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>Grape is ass.
I like grape

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>I wouldn't go that far.
Kek I say if we're not under exrutiating pain or being eaten alive then we're not doing too bad.

To the best of your memory, at what time or moment can you say you felt the best in your life, on top of the world? What was it? How long ago was it?

>Had any lucid dreams?
I've had a few of them, they always wind up collapsing though.
>will i ever get schizophrenia?
I no idea, user.
>I like grape
Grape is worst flavor.

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Can you describe what it was like 'going crazy' please? Like what made you realize that you needed help?

Hey again. I chatted with you a bit in a previous thread, maybe three or four days ago. Hope you've been doing well sense then.

Don't really have a question for you but I do want to say, posting Shinobu so much in this thread is a sign of good taste.

You watch king of the hill?

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>To the best of your memory, at what time or moment can you say you felt the best in your life, on top of the world?
Can't I've ever felt it.
>Can you describe what it was like 'going crazy' please?
It's indescribable.
>Like what made you realize that you needed help?
Well, I sought help because I was having paranoia attacks all the time and couldn't sleep.
>Hey again.
Heyo.
>Hope you've been doing well sense then.
I'm alright. Still sick.
>You watch king of the hill?
I haven't in a long time, but I've seen a lot of the episodes.

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You must have had some kind of emotional 'high' in your life. It doesn't have to be grandiose. It could be the first time you won a game of chess, the first time a girl ever hit on you, or the first time you ever had pizza. Or if all of them, what would you say was the best one? Just try to think about it for a minute man.

Watch king of the hill so much, I've seen every episode more than 3 times

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What do you masturbate to?

>It's indescribable.
I would disagree but understand why you wouldn't want to. Thanks for your answer.

Bruh. I like the show too but not that much. I have it running as background noise if I've already seen it once.

>You must have had some kind of emotional 'high' in your life.
Yeah, can't really say that I have.
>I've seen every episode more than 3 times
Jeeze. I've seen every Futurama Episode like 3 times.
I watched a shit ton of King of the Hill as a kid.
>What do you masturbate to?
Nothing.
>I would disagree
You're welcome to disagree all you want.
>but understand why you wouldn't want to.
Has nothing to do with desire, it's literally indescribable.

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I see, well I hope you get over your illness.

I don't have much else to say, so have a good night and I hope something comes up for you that's able to help you be happier.

>I see, well I hope you get over your illness.
I will sooner or later. It's just a cold.
>so have a good night
I'll try, thanks.

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I don't watch to many shows so I rewatch them, and yeah I also use it as background noise to.

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>Has nothing to do with desire, it's literally indescribable.
I don't believe you. I have hppd and sometimes wonder if I'm looking it with changing of symptoms. I could describe all of it, and yeah a lot of the mental stuff would rest on metaphors and hopefully shared cultural experiences, but it would still be describable.

*loosing

>can't really say that I have.
Wow. I can't tell if you just wanna sounds cool or literally have had absolutely zero pleasure in life. Why haven't you killed yourself if it is only pain and sorrow?

Futurama is good to

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Just curious about your experience.

>some kind of anti-psychotic I'd imagine
Not really related to the quote but wanted you to know its the same person. Is it strange that i can have good days where i almost feel like a different person than when i have terrible days? When i feel good its almost like i dont understand how i feel when i feel bad and seems like feeling bad isnt really me.

>I don't believe you.
As I've said, you're welcome to believe what you want.
>but it would still be describable.
Describing a hallucination is not the same as describing what it's like to lose your mind.
>I can't tell if you just wanna sounds cool or literally have had absolutely zero pleasure in life.
Not everything in life is so black and white. Open your eyes.
>if it is only pain and sorrow?
Where did I say it was anything like that?
>Futurama is good to
It's better than good. It's a solid 8/10 show.
>Just curious about your experience.
You might want to be more clear with what you're trying to figure out then, no?
>Is it strange that i can have good days where i almost feel like a different person than when i have terrible days?
Nope, not at all. Every person on the planet has that.
>and seems like feeling bad isnt really me.
Bad coping mechanism. Dissociating from your negative emotions.

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You like futa shinobu?

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>You like futa shinobu?
Nope.

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>You might want to be more clear with what you're trying to figure out then, no?
Can you describe a typical paranoia attack, both from the mental and sensual side please? Was it triggered by something?

What would you do if you woke up as futa shinobu?

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>Bad coping mechanism. Dissociating from your negative emotions.
That is really bad news for me. I was extremely upset a while ago and went to the bathroom to be alone and fall apart. I looked at myself in the mirror and was so much more upset because I saw me that upset. Its just not how i want to see myself so it just made everything so much worse

How accurate is this to the schizo experience?

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No it's not so black and white. You've had ups and downs. Yet you couldn't name one moment you've felt as close to the feeling of happiness as you've ever gotten. Are you sure you even understood my question?

OP pls murder this heathen at once

What, you scared of dick girls?

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Shinobu shall never have a penis. You wretched swine.

Well she's got a dick now whether you like it or not

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Noooooo delete dis.
>post more

Op where'd you go?

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He's busy, masturbating to "nothing" kek

Lol I guess, btw there isn't that much futa shinobu

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In order to test the hypothesis that acute schizophrenia episodes have a negative impact on cognitive function, 35 consecutive non-abuse schizophrenia outpatients (age < 60) were enrolled in this study. All subjects for whom grades from the 9(th) year of the Swedish school system were available, had to complete a comprehensive computerized neuropsychological test session. Symptoms were rated by PANSS and GAF, previous episodes were tallied, and medication was logged. A premorbid cognitive score was calculated on the basis of school grades and validated by comparison with academic career and current cognitive performance (r = 0.56). Half had college level studies or higher, and the overall school grades for the group were above average. PANSS (sum = 59) and GAF [59] ratings as well as medication (M = 230 CPZ units) suggested a moderate symptom level. Two patients had no neuroleptic drugs, 16 had atypical and 17 had conventional neuroleptics. Vocabulary was intact. On average, patients had lost 1 standard deviation (SD) in most cognitive tests but response time slowing amounted to 3.5 SD. There were no differences in cognition between drug types and no correlation with CPZ dose. The number of previous episodes was positively correlated with reaction time prolongation and negatively correlated with short-term verbal memory, consistent with a previous study suggesting that acute episodes cause specific cognitive reduction.

Thanks user, this is just what we needed to see.

That alot to read there pal

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TL;DR
schizophrenics are idiots. they’re born idiots and turn into idiots.

Wonder if the op is gone due to schizo reasons

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Thanks for the summary there

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Schizo bro, how technically savvy would you say you are? Can you build your own computer? Do any programming? Are you just a phone or tablet user?

It's been over an hour since op has abandoned us

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It's pretty weird. He wouldn't fall asleep this early into the night. Also is this one of those rare da vincis?

>He wouldn't fall asleep this early into the night.
He wouldn't leave without telling us either
>Also is this one of those rare da vincis?
Yeah, he modified one of his early works to perfect it.

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Goodnight schizo fren, hope you're alright! I hope to see you again tomorrow and I hope it lasts longer.

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Well it's been a good 2 hours now, safe to say he ain't coming back

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Sup OP, No idea if you're still here
How was your day?
Did you do anything neat today?
Hope your feeling better today and getting over your sickness. Take care and Enjoy the rest of your day

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Op dipped awhile ago without warning, sorry user.

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oh well, that's unfortunate. Maybe tomorrow, he does these threads daily

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Yeah hope he's on, till then...

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Schizophrenics have no insight. Go get another diagnosis

love youuu~
never change..
brings light and smile to ones day

Well aren't you sweet

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Fellow schizophrenic here

99% i hear so see things i know its not really bad this week hpinh thru alcohol withdraw hearing people walking around my apartment and the fan is sounding like a news casters talking. Keep seeing animals every where

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Hi. I'm fighting plenty of mental health issues, possibly schiz. How do you get neetbux?

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My internet died so I went to sleep.
Surprised the thread is still up

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why havent you killed yourselves yet?

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I kept it alive just in case lol. Also welcome back!

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You go back to sleep? Well good night!

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>You go back to sleep?
Nope, I was in the shower. Got some stuff to do this morning.

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