Discuss Your Donuts.
Discuss Your Donuts
Cream. Filled. Long. Johns.
>Discuss Your Donuts.
The pastry or hemorrhoid pillow?
Whichever's more secret.
Spare tire
i only beat it to murderesses like pic related
I buy Magnum sized condoms even though they're not my size and I don't have sex anyway.
Kyle?
I heard a rumor about a glory hole at this rest stop on the side of the highway and I got a little hard. I went in the ladies room, and no glory hole. Disappointment. I went to the gentlemen's room, and there it was. Gross. I don't want oral pleasure from a guy. So I went back to the women's room and took my pocket knife, managed to poke a hole in one of the stall walls. I was still trying to widen in when a woman walked in. I said I worked for the state and was fixing it and she left. I'm not sure she believed me, so I fled. I'm not sure what's going to happen next or if I should return and try my new glory hole out.
you should have just let a guy blow you, faggot
Nah, I'm not into guys though.
I buy magnum ice cream bars
I'm keep jerking off while catfishing men on Omegle I'll rp as a cheating wife or a crossdressing fag and we'll sext until we both cum then they ask to stay in touch and i just leave the chat, sometimes I'll wear panties or lingerie to fit into the role better, I'm totally down to be someone's cumdump irl wish i was at a gloryhole sometimes sucking off cock
Are glory holes memes like finger boxes?
I turn off the water on the toilets at work so that my co-workers will be embarrassed when their turds don't flush.
I'm only sexually attracted to fucked up people with mental illness. It's a shitty time but I cant change what I like.
I'm a bonafide misanthrope. I have a real competitive streak, at work and elsewhere. I want to win, and I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. I look at them and see nothing worth liking. Sometimes I just want to make enough money that I can get away from everyone.
I once sucked off a teacher to pass a grade. Didn't like it, didn't hate it.
that what draws you to 4chins?
I love these kinds of threads
I'm very attracted to fat ugly old white men. I like them to look like literal pigs. I always ask them if they've ever worn a uniform and some have, and do again when we fuck, multiple times. The hottest was a guy that was in the merchant navy who would pound me and do poppers while i watched his tie bounce off his gut in the mirror. Christ i cum buckets fapping over that.
I once lit the end of a smoked sausage on fire and tried to smoke it like a cigar. It didn't work.
its a big drawcard yeah.
Not really a secret but a fun story. My parents met Slash from GnR in a Denny's in Cali back in about 92-93 and he hung out at their table for bit, he supposedly liked my dad a lot and asked him and my mom to come over. They never went though. If you want proof then I'm sorry, I got nothing but word of mouth of my parents as proof.
That's cool. I don't know why anyone would disbelieve you.
I am Spartacus
Sometimes I bump threads
no balls, try it out fag