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>The MMA Hour - 01/29/18
youtube.com/watch?v=iGTG5KyhDcs
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/29/18
youtube.com/watch?v=EMFQy60RPDQ

/mma/ News:
>Amanda Nunes unsure why Cris Cyborg champ-vs.-champ negotiations are dragging
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/amanda-nunes-cris-cyborg-ufc-title-champion-negotiations-dragging

>Khabib Nurmagomedov: ‘No way’ will I let Conor McGregor fight for UFC title when I beat Tony Ferguson
mmafighting.com/2018/1/29/16947062/khabib-nurmagomedov-no-way-will-i-let-conor-mcgregor-fight-for-ufc-title-when-i-beat-tony-ferguson

>PFL announces 2018 events and broadcast deal with NBC Sports Group and Facebook
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/pfl-2018-broadcast-deal-events-nbc-sports-group-facebook

>Recommended viewing from past week: LFA, ACB, plus an appearance by Bob Sapp
mmafighting.com/2018/1/29/16944350/missed-fists-recommended-viewing-from-lfa-acb-plus-an-appearance-by-bob-sapp

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twitter.com/bisping/status/958405997365673984
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twitter.com/FloydMayweather/status/958409791327559680
youtube.com/watch?v=6T7pUEZfgdI
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This is the thread

You know just how to brighten my day young man, thank you!

Make new heem fc content you lazy fucc

WHO ARE YOU
STOP DOING THIS

How did this happen?

Official /heem/ anthem
open.spotify.com/track/1A6fYyXUXWQxCpzP7cqw51?si=N7L4TFpzSwOHGpoN7fr-3g

All me

Whoever you are, thank you for the posts. It's always nice to appreciate good OP's

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why?

This is the real thread made first i’ll call up spambro to this thread if you dont converge

We should use the bjpenn thread

Lyoto Machida vs. Eryk Anders
John Dodson vs. Pedro Munhoz
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Priscila Cachoeira
Michel Prazeres vs. Desmond Green
Timothy Johnson vs. Marcelo Golm
Thiago Santos vs. Anthony Smith

It's weird to think though, RDA will be less of an underdog against Tyron than he was against Pettis.

It’s obviously you on your phone. Its like you pretending youre not the furfag either

Are you really that desperate to be OP?

Get a grip of your life

why do you start picks so early? 90% of the picks come on the day before and day of. You usually stop taking picks by then

>The sperg who is responsible for the bjpenn threads is also the guy who was crying about this general being cancer

Lol wew lad

>always submit picks
>never see the results

weeds out all the caz picks

Its not about the size of a Schaub in a fight, its about the amount of Schaub in a fight

Sergio Moraes vs. Tim Means
Alan Patrick vs. Damir Hadzovic
Douglas Silva de Andrade vs. Marlon Vera
Iuri Alcantara vs. Joe Soto

It's literally the scat spammer

He lost that fight lol

>prelims picks

Anders!
Dodson!
Valentina!
Green!
Golm!
Santos!

Im so excited for this card!

Travis won the decision

Travis won the fight

Schaub won the war and the hearts of people everywhere

Give me one reason why i shouldnt gadoosh my neighbour/

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Moraes!
Patrick!
Chito!
Soto!

do it,faggot

Skeb won embarrassment when Joe forced him to retire on the air

Travis won Ronda and her million dollar networth and will be living rent-free for the rest of his life

Skeb has to keep touring and working to find autistic fans like yourself

cos he will call his 20 cousins on ur ass

>Bisping fluked against Rockhold

>But Anderson didnt fluke a knee against Bisping!

H8rs in shambles?!? Again!?!?

Shambles

Hahah I've lost count of how many times that is now!

how do you fluke a knee?

dont forget your body armor

Same way you fluke a knockout hook apparently

Bisping’s mouthpiece fell out, as per protocol, when there is a break in the action, the fight is paused and the fighter receives his mouthpiece back. However Herb Dean has a history of questionable officiating. And as a result of Bisping pleading for a pause to get his mouthpiece, as there was a break in the action, Herb Dean made himself the star of the show and argued with Bisping. Thus allowing the roid cheat Anderson Silva to land a fluke knee while Bisping was distracted. Bless bro, and wash those fingers.

>Khabib Nurmagomedov: ‘No way’ will I let Conor McGregor fight for UFC title when I beat Tony Ferguson
Where were you when Khabib aka the Good Guy single handedly saved the sport?

Is the eye test bullshit?

No mudslime is good. NONE. FUCK. RELIGION. Especially JEWS AND MUDSLIMES

FUCK

KIKES

I liked you better when you were crying about the general being moved to /asp/ spergking

ducker!

Yes. Its why cheats like Rothwell and Roy Nelson got away with it for so many years

Shambles

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Bless bro listening to the new heem anthem already?
open.spotify.com/track/1A6fYyXUXWQxCpzP7cqw51?si=N7L4TFpzSwOHGpoN7fr-3g

Imagine how bad Conor would look trying to fight Khabib. Imagine how quickly it would be over once Khabib got a hold of him.

youtube.com/watch?v=eb3A72Gw4g4

ever heard the instruction "defend yourself at all times?"

Hit the bricks nerd

It’s beautiful

lol cris is such a troll, plays the bully and victim working everyone

not so sure about that, wonder how strong will his will be after dana offers him da big money
i just wonder what khabib meant when he said
>there are other ways to earn money
hmmm is khadirov sponsoring him?
is he mixed in some criminal organozation?
got any russian insider info?

Defend yourself at all times!

THE POWAAAA

So Bisping didnt fluke against Luke? H8rs cant help but BTFO of themselves!

>Show up
>Say nothing
>Point at sign
Lol WWE is a joke my guy

>hmmm is khadirov sponsoring him?
Yes, and the plus side of that is that Khabib isn't a desperate bum who will ditch any kind of sportsmanship and contender queue to fight Conor aka Eddie Alvarez. Not that he had a choice but still.

>Cyborg wanted to wrestle at Summerslam
>called out a wrestler
>tweeted at Triple H directly telling him this is the superfight/match the world wants
>30 retweets
>Triple H never replied
>according to Meltzer Vince had no clue who she was
>she's doing it again in hopes to be on Wrestlemania

twitter.com/bisping/status/958405997365673984

twitter.com/bisping/status/958405997365673984

twitter.com/bisping/status/958405997365673984

he's retired lmao

>Mfw Cannor worked the entire WWE roster and got all of them to reply to him and give him free publicity right before 202

I don't like the little guy but l'll give him props for being a master at promotion.

webmshare.com/play/GmdP1

>Too scared to even fight old man Vitor

lmao Bisping btfo

>rewarding roid cheats

yfw Manuwa vs Blachowicz 2 is the main event of UFC London

yeah he sounds like a true sportsman, i just hope if wins that he doesnt retire
i wanna see him fight for many years
khabib quote
"i am not on this sport for make money i can make with other stuff in russia like a lot money, you know, i come here for history and make legacy"
truly /ourmuslim/

can you post based Rockhold's one arm guillotine for my collection please?

>H8rs follow Bisping more actively on Twitter than his fans
Holy shit! Rent free!

here you go buddeh

>Too scared of being embarrassed one last time

>so sure he'd lose that he calls it "rewarding" before it even happens
lmao

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is my favourite Pissbing webm

the whole webm is like the perfect metaphor for his "career" - acting like a chimp, falling on his arse, and everyone just stands there pointing and laughing at him.

More about giving him a paycheck

guys stop it
this is too brutal, bisspiss posters are heeming themself right now

can somebody link me to the back up doot video please

what a fucking clown Pissbong is

>acting like you will every make 1/13th of the money he did and achieve anything near his accomplishments.
yea man he sux so bad wew

lads?
twitter.com/FloydMayweather/status/958409791327559680

HAHAHAHAHAH
pffftftttt hahahah

H8rs are revved today

There used to be only one youtube clip of it and looks like it's been deleted

remember GSP also had ass cancer during this camp and was so ill that he nearly had to abandon the fight.

is it approved by the farting piano?

He's just goofing, he's already a multimillionaire who would get subbed by most people in the octagon

joe is live with Jordan Peterson

youtube.com/watch?v=6T7pUEZfgdI

“libertarian” zionist zilch, dont care dont respond

Thanks Jamie

that's his career earnings, not his net worth he's gone broke after he tried to fuck his manager over lmao

YEEEAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

who here's excited for the Money Rematch???

So he still has 6.7 in fighter salary not counting bonuses, sponsors, his world famous podcast, his Hollywood blockbuster roles, and his highly touted UFC analyst role

Are you trying to tell me h8rs are btfo?!?? Again!?!?

At the end of the day it's a process.

Work shy individuals are jealous of Renaissance men like Bisping and Schaub who conquer not ONE career venture but MULTIPLE.

Your moms must be a fan

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Shame the spammer sullied Bisping's reputation. One of my favorite fighters and personalities in the sport, and his win over Rockhold will always be an all-time moment.

Floyd is the best troll in combat sports. Watch gooby respond now.

BACKIN ME CAUSE I’M THE PACKAGE MAN

FOUR NIGGAS FOUR STRAPS MASKED UP IN A ALL BLACK CARAVAN

HUNDRED MORE LIKE I’M FARRAKHAN

CREEP UP ON LIKE IT’S PAKISTAN

TYPE OF SHIT TO MAKE YOU FEAR THE MAN

YEAH

I BEEN THE MAN

>i let Sup Forums control my emotions