ITT: We talk like gentlemen until someone rolls trips, then we go apeshit

ITT: We talk like gentlemen until someone rolls trips, then we go apeshit.

>Good day sirs, if I may ask, how's the missus? Is she doing well?

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Ah yes, shes doing wonderful. Hows the family, ive heard you son aas accepted at University

Fine day, gents!

Indeed he has, quite the prestigious place he is in now!

Indeed it is, how's the weather in your part?

Just marvelous! I say, I wonder what antics await us in this curious thread, hmm?

Hello my new acquaintances, I hope I am not to late to create a reply to your thread!

Welcome, friend! We're happy to see you. :)

Not too late at all my good man

What in blasted heck is going on in this joint breatheren

Thank you for you kind words anonymous. I hope your night is going swimmingly

Why, we were just having ourselves a good ol' chitchat!

It shall be quite the jolly show!

I almost forgot! How would you fine gents like some tea?

Tea would be delightful, user!

Tally-ho, gents! Let us make some tea!

Yes! The tea would be more than appreciated thank you for your generosity!

I would certainly appreciate a cuppa, thank you my good sir

Ah, gentlemen; I see the festivities have started. How do you all do?

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Swell, just swell, user! Thank you for asking!

You have arrived just in time for tea, good sir!

Welcome user, I greet you with warmth

We are doing splendid, how about yourself?

Good sirs!

Yoteous maximus I say

Splendid, and perhaps after the tea we may perhaps open up this fine beverage.

How delightful! Say, what is this fine beverage you speak of?

Its almost time we start shaking up this house abit wouldnt u say chaps

ahem now sir, you were becoming a tad bit rowdy just now. you will be polite to take it down a notch, if you would so please

How are you passing this lovely Tuesday night/Wednesday morn user?

Why I say, what did he mean by this, do any of you gents know?

My my, how delightful the weather has been! It truly is a beautiful outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, gentlemen like us should be enjoying a nice cup of tea.

Hello gents, anyone care for a spot of tea?

Yeet

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT

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OH MY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

You fucking niggggggerr

Fuck off nigger

WELL TWIST MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME SALLY WE GOT US A REAL LIVE NIGGER OVER HERE. EY LEEEERROOY GET THE NIGGER BEATER WE GOT US A LIVE ONE YEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWW

FUCKING NIGGER

Well gents, it seems that our facade is fading.


NOW LETS GET FUCKING STUUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

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I LOVE THE TASTE OF GOAT SPERM

ah silly me, let me reach into my case and pull it out. ah yes, here we are. some Louis XIII

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HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING BLOODY BASTARD

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GET FUCKED YOU BRITISH CUMSTAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SHUT THE FUK UP YOU FANCY LITTLE WHORE. SWALLOW MY COCK AND LIKE IT

Fellas, OP here. New rule. If a new man rolls trips, we go back to our gentlemen demeanor.

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OPEN YOUR ASSHOLE WIDE SO I COULD STICK MY COCK IN IT FAGIT

I WANT TO EJACULATE INSIDE OF TORIEL!

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OP you can go now and suck a cock

fuck off bitch

WE
WUZ
KAAAAAANGZ

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FUCK YOU THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS NEW SOCIETY

NATURE IS FOR FAGGOTS
FAGGOT

Then post her porn so we may think so too?

>OOGA BOOGA GIVE ME RIGHTS

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nigga you had ONE job
Hfhhdjehjeijsjwoskj

YIFF IN HELL YOU DEGENERATE FURRY PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YO TEA NIGGA

BITCHES BE TRIPPIN

GET THIS SHIT LIT GENTS REEE

SMACK NIGGERS WITH A SIGN
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If you roll trips you must eat a bottle of condiment from the fridge nigger.

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK WHERE DAT WATERMELON AT NIGGAAAA

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TRIPS CHECK EM

Rolling for mustard

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Oh, I say, I'm not quite sure what came over me just now. I apologize profusely, gents.

Well well.

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No need for the vulgar language sir.

Oh I am so sorry for my vulgarity.

As yes user what condiment will you eat good sir?

Well gents, that was quite the show!
Now, where were we?

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I WANT TO TAKE A BATH INSIDE OF THE PRECUM SPA OF A 500M TALL GIANT SHEMALE

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I do believe we were about to have ourselves a spot of tea!

Sir! This thread does not condone such vulgarity!

Now lad that sounds bloody well

Please, good sir, refrain from such profanities in this vicinity!

Ah yes, now about that tea lads.
Raise your cups, for we have the finest tea in all the land here!

Can the maid of this residence fetch some sugar cubes? My tea seems to be lacking

Sir I do believe you should try this ketchup.

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Bloody well lads, it is unfortunate you do all not share my refined taste in girls. Oh well, here’s to another cup of tea.

Well my good fellows, this has been quite fun. It's good to be part of such a sophisticated and established society

Oh my

The maid is currently cleaning the halls from the, erm...catastrophe that had happened.
I will get you the sugarcubes, no worries!

Why, of course. Missus! Our friend here would like a bit more sugar in his tea, if that's all right.

That was quite the close shave, chap! A moment sooner and we'd all be reduced to apes! Egads!

Jolly good sir!

Thank you friends, much gratitude to the both of you!

Sorry to dissapoint you, but she is currently cleaning up after the "trips incident" as we shall call it.

Why, ketchup on its own? I must say, that sounds rather unappetizing. Perhaps with something to go along with it?

No thanks needed, 'tis just table etiquette.

It's okay, user!

My good chap, we shan't speak of such things. T'was but a minor floof!

My housemaid caught me walking my dog if you catch my drift, but yes drinking a bottle of ketchup seems in order.

Whew, quite the close call there!

That was quite the close shave, chap! A moment sooner and we'd all be reduced to apes! Egads!

Any condiment good sir.

Good day gentleman. I shall wreck this wretched thread with repeating number and if not I shan’t try again.

My good sir, could I interest you in some biscuits to go with the tea?