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who /pretendtosleepsoidonthavetogotothecemetery/ here

why do yo have to go to the cemetery?
also
>class is canceled
yay

All Saints Day tradition. Think of Day of the Dead in Mexico but without the parading skeletons.

Wtf? This is like America getting someone to dress like a burger.

Also. Is she even Malaysian? Nice racks tho.

If she's part Malaysian then why not? See Venus Raj and Pia Wurtzbach.

ethnic Malays are not allowed to join

it more of a All Souls day celebration

>JUST face
She's having second thoughts now having to wear that "dress"
I can already see it, on facebook and our guys be like "Saya nak makan awak boleh? aaauumm~~"

>no spooks
Huh, so you guys have like regional patron saints like in Mexico? Pretty cool

>ethnic Malays are not allowed to join
Why?

Haram. If I'm not mistaken Erra Fazira being the only Malay contestant in 94 and won but that's it.

>MOMMY
What's happenned to her now? Never seen her on the telly so far

I've seen her in few recent Astro dramas. TV3 seems to be losing to Astro nowadays in terms of quality content.

Are anime conventions haram?
Is anison haram?

>so you guys have like regional patron saints like in Mexico?
It's a taco thing that kinda got stuck.

Only tacos would understand, real azns would find such """culture""" completely alien.

Needs to be normie enough and get ruined by them first by doing obvious stupid things as usual to be warranted a haram stamp. So the answer is no at the moment.

Golden rule is nobody cares what you do just don't air your laundry in the public and pushing the boundaries.

There's a yuge difference between a cunt who barely gives a shit about pageants and a cunt who takes it way too seriously.

>tfw a taco but not really
>tfw feel unique but not really

Eww

I want to try new food

Sex

What do Singaporeans like better: AFA or STGCC?

Shakedown 1979

>mfw we don't have to spend the night on my gramp's mausoleum this year because it's all muddy

>not wanting to pay respects to your ancestors

>mausoleum
Never understood its purpose

You're spending what would be a brand new car if not low cost housing for someone who is gone

It also tends to be forgotten once the 3rd gen (usually (You) and the rest of your cousins) goes their separate ways and takes over

I meant we did visit but not spend the night there.

Pic related one of the tombs near where gramps is. It's still occupied and did see some spoopy bones

My family got it for cheaps in the 40s and is used more like a vault for bones.

When a dead relative has been buried for an x amount of years, we have him dug up and his bones transferred to the mausoleum so we can use that full size plot in the future.

What's more weird are those who spend the night or even lives in the mausoleum
Just light a candle

The best time to actually visit and clean and maintain a grave is during summer
Better yet visit it during his death aniv or birthday.

Not in our case. Our families don't have mausoleums but we still visit our great grandparents graves whenever possible.

literally favelas

Kontolku sakit

Same. I'm tired of eating rice everyday.

What's the fastest way to lose 4-5 kilos lads?

Just don't eat anything for 1 week.
4-5 kg are very easy to lose.
The problem is number greater than that.

Sex

Only drink green tea and eat unsalted fish

werpa mga lodi

petmalu

Use Patrick Bateman's diet of exclusively consuming an apple and a cup of coffee in a single day combined with laborious work at paddyfield. In a month you can change from "typical Malaysian on a mobility scooter" fatness into "Ukrainian during Holodomor genocide" with 0% percent bodyfat /fit/ness.

>Calories in less than calories out
>Cut all sugary drinks, junk foods etc
>Eat at least 1 g protein per your body weight
>Do intensive cardio (running, jump rope, burpees)
>Drink at lot of water and reduce sodium intake to shed off water weight fast

You can lose 4-5 kg in 2 weeks if you adhere to these

why the heck is kuala lumpur so dangerous?
i thought malaysia is 1st world

kuala lumpur is a cesspool human garbage

>malaysia is 1st world

We're not

subhuman catholics lmao

Sup Forums kok dibawa serius....
kurang duit ente

It will be soon if Jibby has his way.

The non-Catholics I know visit the cemetery too, though.

>It will be soon if Jibby has his way.

China numba one if he has his way

mangkane ojo kakean coli

putang ina mo lololololo catholiko haha brainlet haha

panjenengan tiyang pundi?

r-rva?

How is it dangerous?

rate my fiancee bois

she butifel
open bobs pls

Everyone's getting married

>All those shits to lose 5 kg
>in fucking 2 weeks
Dude. I lost 5 kg in 4 days doing nothing.

See
youtube.com/watch?v=E484qiQXxzM&t=357s
No food in 28 days, lost 20 kg.

>malaysia is 1st world
kek

Rapid weight loss during the first few days are usually water weight (water retention in your body). You'll gain that back easily when you start consuming carbs back.

Yeah. I never curse my poorness up until now.

>Girl of my life
>She's dying to get married soon
>Definitely accept me if I propose her
>I have no money
I'm dying knowing a richer man out there is ready to take her virginity sooner or later. FUCK.

10/10 would cover in rags

Better than tagalog women

Iglesias and born agains. I have a few relatives who are JWs but I rarely see them, partly due to their beliefs.

You will have your turn soon.

Better than Bisaya or Illocano women

Here we go again...
JimCareyFunnilyUnzippingHisTrouser.3gp

should I just go for a call center lads? i've been unemployed for 6 months now i need money

Flips are born to be call center agents.

It's that whatsitcalled phenomenon innit?
>open whatsapp
>weight loss advice
>open Sup Forums
>weight loss advice
>open /asean/
>weight loss advice

alri lads, ako start

>tfw people often yearn to be bleached
>tfw apparently it's called 'mejorar la raza' in spanish
>tfw it's also common in latin america
this country sucks

How can you even "bleach" with Meds
That's more of a Anglo, Nordic thing

If you're that culinary guy then you really need to lose some weight. Use these 2 as your motivation.

instagram.com/izzatzin/

instagram.com/mridwanmustafa/

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The only regret that you'll feel after starting working out is that why you didn't this sooner.

>implying retarded women can tell the difference between the two
it's all the same for them famalam

>that regret feel
tak start lagi rasa dah
my lil bro was the chubbiest in family but now he's the fittest, holy hell just by seeing his progress i've hated myself

Visiting the dead during Nov 1 and 2 really just became more of a"natural tradition" than a religious one.

It really has become more of a maintaince kind of thing.

This is actually very clever

I wonder if Indonesians will be mad about this aswell

This time it's actually their OC, ethnic Malay in Sumatra, Singapore, Brunei and Moros in Mindanao also have nasi lemak, famalam.

Their last year attempt at Miss Universe was better IMO.

>ATTENTION.
Bagaimana jika kami tidak lagi merilis film anime di Indonesia?
Bagaimana jika film anime yang telah kami umumkan dibatalkan penayangannya?
Kami sangat kecewa atas apa yang terjadi beberapa hari lalu. Kondisi ini telah terjadi di negara lain, dan sangat disayangkan harus terjadi juga di Indonesia. Beberapa waktu lalu kami mendapati adanya fans film NO GAME NO LIFE: ZERO yang melakukan perekaman via sosial media.
Atas kondisi yang terjadi kami dengan resmi menunda kepastian tayang (holdback) film FATE/ KALEID dan film-film anime lainnya yang pernah kami umumkan. Kami memohon kerjasama para anime fans di Indonesia agar tetap kondusif dan bisa tetap mensupport kami.
Saling ingatkan sesama fans akan menjadi terbaik yang bisa kita tempuh. Segala bentuk pengambilan gambar atau suara merupakan pelanggaran hukum.

What's the meaning of this?

wtf, why are you being so rude?

That's a quote I found on Odex's FB page, which for some reason showed up on my feed. Was asking what they meant with that post.

They're mad that some Indonesians recording their anime film in cinema and threaten to stop releasing anime films in Indonesia.

I know it's illegal and it should be, but it seems kind of weird the Japanese are making such a big fuss abou such incidents, when I don't exactly recall Hollywood or local movie industries threatening to not show films because of camcording. They get mad too, but I don't recall Western distributors ever threatening to not show films here, the most they'd do is sue.

Eating indomie lads

homo

@81258679
no (you)

wait til widow, user.
janda lebih menggairahkan.

asean is die

I'm just picturing her riding another man's cock while nude.
Goddamn, it triggers me so much.

I hope you get your love of your life, user. unlike me.

not while im here at least

no one will

>no one will
Welcome to the NTR club then.

my ex aka "the dream girl of my life" is getting marry in december
we were in love for 3 years
who cares in the end i still have more girls to fuck and sucking my dick

Sex can fill up holes in your heart, huh?
Well, good for you then.

*girls (girls) and girls (boys)
man, you're living the dream

all-nighter for assignment so I'm going to bump every 30min. Let's try and make this one last for TWO (2) days!

*blocks your path*
>BONJOUR i suffer from a tropical disease you people call "asian fever" can you tell me where is the local brothel so vietnamese prostitutes can cure me MERCI
what do

Let me tell you about Laos...

>Laos ? Sorry but my garrison is in Tonkin

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Mengigau ke?

Vote for Najib again pls. He's dindu nuffin.

want a Sudanese/Ethiopian thicc gf desu

Why not just get a keling gf?

buat jadi no. 4 kot
East African no. 1
Caucasian no. 2
Malay no. 3
Tamil no. 4
set

criteria: must be thicc