ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Child Angel

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kid icarus

>The entire world is made of different shades of grey
>You and your mates finds mystery girl
>You and your mates has ability to transform into fucked up power rangers
>Cannibalism

Make a hole
Get in hole
Come out nuther hole

Pertal.

wtfman...

>Madman takes over two entire kingdoms after planning revenge for 6 years
>First by creating a disease/epidemic as a diversion, one that bloats the citizens to extreme levels
>Then having his nemeses—the heroes of one kingdom—get eaten by the king of the other through an item that makes him inhale everything he sees, knocking said king out cold from the effects
>Is stopped because the heroes end up aiding the rival king from the inside, giving him the strength time and time again to overcome the many challenges faced, such as being crushed to death by his now-stolen castle or being forced to eat an ungodly-gigantic carrot in only a few minutes in exchange for the needed ammunition to fight back
>The villain ends up suicide bombing himself at them in desperation

Bump

Kirby?

Homeless and cold with other homelesses

Man shoot gun pew pew

Bully, scholarship edition

Dad turned into giant fish

Best friend is a ginger

Unofficial gf is gonna die

Psyche I'm just not gonna exist now

Bowser's inside story

The entire party follows in a line . Like 8-10 people at least
The airship looks like a sphere shaped cage

Chrono cross

Catch flies/ kick in storm. (NES)

No, I have to go but you would know it if i threw in water soccer and worst laugh scene ever

>eagle punching kid
>fights enemies with hand gestures duels

Ah ff10

indigo prophecy?

technically that just describes the last part of the game.

american rappers collect multicolor discs punching asians

two headed squirrel discovered in seattle

Bulls shoot up old west to save “Lilly.” (Arcade)

karateka kid. fuck that game.

half naked boy learns foreign language by jumping on mother tongue speakers

bump

>dance with coworkers
>run from boulder
>get hand job at amusement park

>Be a guy named Mario
>People think you're super
>You have a brother

goofy astronauts end explosions

A game of Cat & Mouse, but in reverse order.

voyeuristic Rhombus hunting monsters

cod black ops 3

>quads checked

reptiles throwing sticky orbs

>Plumb this sweet blond's boipucci

Incel saves the day with root beer

>Ghosts

>meh fuck it just play destiny with me.

>ass creed unity but its in future while still not future enough to be real life future

two guys fight evil scientist's army with retractable toy as the main weapon of choice

take drugs and jump sideways

Ganglord uses a child to bust out of prison, starts doing the same shit that got him there while also involving the guy who helped

it's basically gta, but without leaving the car. It was 3d way before gta.

Bald man desperate for money to fuel his addiction to fine dining and tailored suits

is it every anime game ever?

Alex Kidd.

Desert bus

>am I dead?
>these robes are cool
>sort of a one note song
>that other robed dude was helpful now I’m solo again

one of the rare occasions to be afraid of Moai

Driver?

>Boy wears different hats and collects gems.

gradius

nope
yeah

Labyrinthine Neon Narcophagia.
(I'm naming my next album that)

>dead gf
>murdering sentinel
>unleash the devil by accident
>whoops I’m a baby?

obviously

Power sliding around the city!

Shadow of the Colossus

kid chameleon?

yeah, and I was a bit too specific.

Shadow of the big bois

>most clichee list of fitting characters get stuck at the place they are at every day
>there be monsters
>can coop

guy becomes hairy after girlfriend's abduction

basically. and cops can fly sometimes.

the day of the tentacle maybe?

Messiah

MGS ghostly pangs

Nope

>watch birds
>get killed by aliens
>VHS tape unravels a guys skin
>ride a car for 10 minutes
>big ball of twine

Autistic kid wonders the world around hurting chickens, breaking pots and slaying a pig demons

>confusing camera angle
>eat to make your body longer
>receive hits and get shorter

Some zelda

STFU Navi

Mothafucking Noby Noby Boy.

>game had confusing everything

walking down the road, im some bald dood with a magic flashlight who goes into a building...but its a first person maze. do this any number of times and it gets old fast. hint its now in theaters.

Final Fantasy X

a guys with mustaches and another guy must save a girl from evil organization
>not mario
>barrels are thrown

Pikmin

>Starts as an environmental protest
>Ends with the prevention of an earth shattering kaboom

>Noby Noby Boy
snake rattle n roll

Final Fantasy VII

>Manlet fights dragons to find love

bingo

skyrim

Nah man, it's Mario

you guys can get this

Max payne

guy with big stomach catches elemental mammals

yas

slam your best friend into the ground as some sort of power move

collect stones in order to grow old

>nerve gas
>extremely low FPS

hint: they're all n64 games

Quest?

Banjo?

no
yes gj

>be monster, hunt monsters and men
>be monster, hunt monsters and men
>be man, hunt monsters and monsters
>lots of blood and gore ensues

i have no idea

>Purple and green thingies go on a walk
>Purple thingy drinks radioactive water, grows arms and take over the world
>And you have to trick Georges Washington into cutting a tree

>be commander of 3 other useless assholes on your team
>do missions across the world for counter-terrorism and shit like that
>if the 3 assholes on your team die you have to re-do the mission

>everyone's dead
>they mostly have a good attitude about it

Grim Fandango?

Nah, good guess tho