I'm about to have a job that is "logistics staff" with the Chicago Cubs. Only problem is that it drug tests and I'm student in his 20s so smoking is a given..
Has anyone worked with the Cubs, and if so what was your experience and what type of test did you go through (piss, saliva, etc).
I'll appreciate any responses even if you work for a different team. BTW, fuck off if you're going to patronize me or say the obvious about not smoking, they just dropped the bombshell on the day of the interview.
William Hernandez
Bro stop doing drugs. And don't tell me to fuck off. That's a dream job and you already fucked it up
Cooper Nelson
>the city of OP
Easton Smith
Considering it’s the more liberal and laid back part of Chicago, I’d say you’re fine. I’ve smoked a lot and I do these drug tests before, they’ve never done anything. I’ve always been hired. Focus more on the interview than anything.
Go cubs!
Brayden Rodriguez
Worked at us cellular field. Just tell them you've been kissing guys for free beer at boys town
Camden Jackson
I'm sorry dad, I'll commit senppaku for my failures.
It's all piss tests.. right?
Aaron Cruz
Yes, just piss
Kevin Ward
kill yourself stupid fucking stoner
Jaxson Cox
Fuck off fratboy why don't you go drink a leg fucking normie
Gtfo my thread and board fuckboy I will own you
Jose Ward
>Only problem is that it drug tests and I'm student in his 20s so smoking is a given.. >Doing Drugs >As a college student Good job ruining your life fag. Where did you apply?
Robert Morales
>I'm student in his 20s so smoking is a given. No its not you degenerate. I'm glad a fuckup like you isn't self-aware enough to not fuck up such a cool job.
Ryan Evans
Eh, they give out hair follicle tests which means youre fucked sunshine. Its either DUDE or a job
Andrew Davis
I applied for their corporate office. Sorry I can't be as lame and sophisticated as you. Speaking from experience?
Jordan Martin
Americans just accept these drug tests as normal. Nice freedom you have there. Fucking police state.
Nicholas Howard
It's the only way to keep shitskins and other riftraft in line without outward discrimination
Colton Perez
you're about three years late with this post, senpai. now this board is overridden with high and mighty Sup Forumstards who will berate you for this because their life is so miserable and they feel the need to lecture people on how to lead their like a bitter baby boomer good luck with getting the job
Isaac Reed
grow up or stop being a wage slave
Andrew Rogers
Damn.. know a place that doesn't have aspies and isn't reddit?
Cameron Richardson
Can you get me tickets for the reg season?
Camden Cox
Only if you get nice Russian wife.
Nathan Taylor
>riftraft
Asher Wood
*me
Dominic Baker
OP here, I'm not sure this is better news but I got the test at an urgent care clinic so the test may not be too hard to bullshit?
Wyatt Flores
I bet if I ______ ____ ____ you'd like it
Ryder Powell
i always think its rift like drift/driftwood sorry for the error
