/trans/ - Best Front 2 In Football Edition

Manchester City make late move for Riyad Mahrez, with the Leicester winger handing in a transfer request
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang: Arsenal move hangs on Giroud & Batshuayi deals
Morgan Schneiderlin: West Ham want to sign Everton midfielder on loan
Lucas Moura: Tottenham agree £25m fee for Paris St-Germain winger
Badou Ndiaye: Stoke City set to sign £15m midfielder from Galatasaray


Premier League Completed deals 30/01/18
>Aymeric Laporte [Athletic Bilbao to Manchester City] £57m
>Dodi Lukebakio [Anderlecht to Watford] Undisclosed
>Sandro Ramirez [Everton to Sevilla] Loan

>arseanal

giroud will be great at chelsea

mootykins should reduce the bump limit on Sup Forums back down to 300

>Lukebakio

giv milkys!

How’s the temperature tonight? Chilly would you say?

Do you like to eat chillis often?

Hilarious how Chinese people act when they see a black person in China

*Insert self narrative here*

moot died m8

why?

to the lad going on about spurs they finished that season with 70 points, which isnt enough for 4th in a good few seasons over the last 7/8 years

you can say they were unlucky to come up against leicesters mad run but they also benefited from a big drop o performance from the rest

I reckon they'll be 0 transfers tomorrow and SSN will look like a bunch of mugs

Natalie is best girl

did you something in Vancouver?

>all those shit, overrated black youth players

Natalie will have to flash her tits about to keep the punters entertained then.

Flash her tits about right in the pussy desu

imagine if city get mahrez and fred and sane and jesus come back
can't they do the quadruple?

how well is this veron fella is gonna do for united
i guess fergie must see something if hes spending that much on him

You can always tell that /trans/ is drawing to a close when the Sky girls start featuring in the OP pics ;__;

>in China
I purposely typed that out to avoid getting boring replies like yours

Should be pretty easy if they're allowed 15 players on the pitch at one time.

>Spurs got cucked by a side in only its 2nd PL season since promotion after pulling off the greatest escape the season before
>Spurs will never challenge for the title again, as their "golden era" comes to an end

This will never not make me smile.

As usual

Deadline Day (tm) peaked with the dildo in the ear. It's just not the same since Sky stopped allowing the droogs to surround their reporters outside stadiums and training grounds.

That truly is the deadline day GOAT moment.

spurs are a decent side but they don't have good enough players to win anything

>chelshit

I hope her bosses get her on a treadmill soon.

Why is she so smug?

>Manchester United have extended the contract of Juan Mata, which now runs until June 2019

Fancy some takeaway lads but I can't afford to spend £15 on a Dominos.
I'll just get a £14 Papa Johns, KFC bucket for £13 and an Indian for £12 instead.

big fan of the babelcoptor myself

They do, it's just about performing on the day

he should have gone to a side where he would start every week like liverpool

This is how I imagine people from Innsmouth.

KFC honestly lad

>chelshit

why is she so fat?

what, godlike at football?

She's thick senpai, I got meat on her bones.

why are chelshit signing such terrible players recently?

Wouldn't you?

>dominoes or father jonathans
surely theres a decent pizza place near you la

every (somewhat notable) player that runs out of a contract in July, according to Transfermarkt

Yes. For days la’

god bless

>poop
kek that was a good one m8

ozil to united all but confirmed

robben would still be a decent short term signing

balotelly to chellsy

Who was born the last time Liverpool won the league here?

>Cluc dismantling Arsenal
>Robbo ripping up the left flank with Liverpool
>Big Harry being Leicester's dominant force in defence
>Snoddy, Elmo, Chester & Brucie on course to take Villa back up

>meanwhile Hull have a squad of shitters, are making joke bids for SPL defenders and trying to sign a guy with an iron deficiency

you bet your sweet ass homie

>hetemaj
hope he gets one more contract at a big club. for a winger it's not likely, but he's an absolute menace. not amazing at football but absolutely world-class at winning really cheesy fouls and diving.

Balotelli contract expires in 2019

lads this is based

buy alexis stock now!

1990 here la

>2014
Everyone, I should hope

Is De Vrij shit? Why is no one swooping him up?

not amazing at football but absolutely world-class at winning really cheesy fouls and diving

arsenal DNA

sold all my btc to invest in big andy

ON THE PLANE

stop shilling your website

permapermaded iirc

Ummm..

joined and got scammed out of all my money

Ozil hasn't even been seriously linked anywhere yet

What was it like grandad ?

---------- Balotelli
Bernard -- Özil -- Ben Arfa
------- Can ----- Ki / Moutinho
Shaw - de Vrij - Chiellini - Juanfran
----------- Hradécky

top4 any league bru

Are Chelshit signing Giroud for the lulz?

Daily reminder that Liverpool F.C. have spent £1.3 billion in transfers since the premier league began and never won it

>no fellaini

>1.3 billion
Is that it?

AFTV out yet??

Yeah, transfers have only been really ridiculous for like 5 years bar the odd super transfer

who will be the first £1bn player?

Top 10 in PL
Top 7 in Bundesliga, Serie A or La Liga
Top 4 in Ligue 1

For all of the money they spent on talent over the years, they’ve never learned to play any other way than kicking it to the big lad up front

Lingard to China in 3 years

KANE?

Mbappe to Wolves

My wife's son, Alex Jefferson-Airplane to his boyhood club of ̶M̶a̶n̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ L̶i̶v̶e̶r̶p̶o̶o̶l̶ C̶h̶e̶l̶s̶e̶a̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶ ̶C̶i̶t̶y̶ Arsenal

Gabriel Jesus

karl darlow

The unnamed 12-year-old boy that Liverpool contacted a year or so ago

i dont think we'll see that unless a billion is worth a lot less in the future

heard wonga tried to sign him when he was young

Dear Sheffield United

Eat a fat bag of dicks

Don’t mind me, just posting the two ugliest cunts I’ve ever seen in world football.

Don't know how Lingard got his girl, she's not even some broke nobody that needs his money

>Mahrez hands in a Leicester transfer request
>YET AGAIN
>Man City have supposedly bid around £50m
>Somehow this is not enough for Leicester

Letting them win the title was a mistake

he must have a great personality

Natalie is in the top 10 buffest women to ever grace this earth

He looks like a bunch of kids in a suit and they chose the ugly one as the head.

>£75m buys you a centre back who can't defend
>£142m buys you Coutinho
>£50m is enough for Mahrez with next to no time to sign a replacement

Hi Pep. Still bald?

Is £50m for Stones now justifiable?

mahrez is worth far more than £50m, especially in the last two days of a mid-season transfer window

No. Well maybe considering the price of players will skyrocket even further in the summer, especially one's who win de World Cup.

>Joke
.
.
>Your heads