When you switch your lederhosen for a kilt

>when you switch your lederhosen for a kilt

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I wonder how many euros have seen that commercial. Literally "muh heritage" the commercial

Lmao their whole identity is a game for us, some shit we do in our free time when we get tired of being american.

>mfw

I did the DNA test, here's what I got

>when you trade in your pasta recipes for a tribal hunting spear

>98%
What's the rest of it?

Looks like your typical Spanish colonial rapechild

Kek, Amerigoblins has Americans unironically posting their genetic studies as a knee jerk reaction

I feel like you have to be pretty insecure about yourself if you take one of these. Muh heritage fags should invest in learning languages rather than getting DNA tests.

>Always considered herself "hispanic"
>surprised she has native-american ancestry
How exactly did she think hispanic countries with mestizo populations came to exist in the Americas?

Link?

check out your american cousin kyle

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Oh shit, we doing one of these? I love these hurritage threads

The middle Eastern is filthy OY VEY.

I took these and got 100% "kill yourself ameritmutt" ;(((

>other 23%

Alien? Or what?

the test is so shit that it can't account for 1/4 of her mutt DNA, waste of money imo

>muh heritage muh heritage

shut up, mate.

I'll tell you my heritage anyways. It's 88% Italian and 12% Irish. The Italian side is from Sicily and the Irish part is from northern Ireland. I am a third cousin twice removed from king Roger II and have relatives still living in both countries.

Hey man my GF is Aussie.

listen buddy, there's no need to be jealous just because your ancestors are the criminal murderer scum of the UK mixed with caveman tier abos

exactly, not to mention the fact that IT LITERALLY DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOU ARE! White Americans need to realize that their ancestors literally gave their countries the middle finger and left to be apart of this country that we're in today. So if you wanna be more like your ancestor's, and if you wanna connect w/ them or whatever, maybe start by being happy with being american.

>not realising he's taking the piss out of muh heritage Americans

very unremarkable
my condolences
neither of those are true
is he? see

It's ok m8 she's redpilled and looks like a super model, also wants to me a 1950s American house wife.

she wants to make you a 1950s American house wife? enjoy.

*be wish i could delete my post now desu

heh cheeky

that's actually kinda hot.

>fifties american house wife
have fun never doing anal

this a heritage thread?
Albanian immigrant btw
I traded in my fake jeans for real ones

Actually we do anal all the time because we're saving ourselves for marriage.

It's overrated

post her picture, friend
kek nice mental gymnastics

I dont understand these memes

An annoying commercial for ancestry's DNA research.

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I assumed that post wasn't made by OP

I'm an Amerimutt, boys, and I've come a long way
I was born and bred in the USA
So listen up close, I've get something to say
Boys, I shart in the mart
Well it took a Iitte while but i shat muh pants
and i don't even care about yuropooreans bantz
cuz their name is probably mohammed or jamal
I fuckin' hate them all

>Swede does all this work for no replies
Loving. Every. Laugh.

But I gave him a positive mental reply

if you don't get any replies, you win

>tfw getting (You) just for talking about Sven not getting any
Does it get any better lads?

Lel
The Virgin Swede vs the Chad Burger